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Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.

#twittler #twitterdown #birdsite #egohusk #elonmusk #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #naricissocialmedia #hightechbubble #techbubble

EV maker Tesla issues recall notice for more than 360K vehicles, says "Full Self-Driving" software may seriously malfunction in some cases and attempt to run Twitter.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #tesla #FullSelfDriving #FoolSelfDriving #FullSelfDarwin #DarwinAward #birdsie #twitter #twittler #egohusk #elonmusk

While in Ottawa recently, Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith created an inspirational political video exhorting all Canadians to end divise politics and to work together to build a strong Canada where even muddle-brained codswallop about First Nations history and climate-change may one day be welcomed as if she actually had a clue any day of the week.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #oilberta #freedumb #freedumbanddumber #FreedumbOfShpiel

After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #oilberta #Freedumb #Freedumbanddumber #FreedumbOfShpiel #conservasaurs #UnenlightenedConservasaurParty

Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded, unconquered province of Alberta reportedly continues to make progress in learning to identify characteristics of the Canadian legal system that differ from whatever nonsense typically fills the heads of UCP crackpots.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #Oilberta #satire #humour

Post-Kenney fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded and unconquered province of Alberta has clarified that she used "imprecise" language about having discussed cases with Crown prosecutors, what she really meant to say is that she was in fact "shooting off her mouth in all directions."

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #Oilberta #satire #humour

Federal conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver spoke at the Freedumb Centre for Public Policy in Winnipeg this week, where he further described his vision of a future where all Canadians, whether white or something else less desirable, can parade half-baked opinions and maybe even lead a federal party to unforeseen depths of self-inflicted shame. But on the other hand, he avoided mentioning crypto.

#cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #satire #humour #conservasaurs #poilievre #freedumb #Oilberta

Vigils around the world mark the 64th day of billionaire slap-head Ego Husk's purchase of Twittler, turning a not-so-profitable business into a social-media dumpster fire that leaves ex-employees, refugees, and investors wondering just how many billions it might take to build a time machine and send the slap-head back to his room without dinner.

#birdsite #twittler #egohusk #elonmusk #twitterdown #Canadahaha #Canadarit #humour #satire