#canadahaha — Public Fediverse posts

Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver has blamed the Liberal government for the polar vortex affecting much of the country. "After 8 years of the Liberals, we have more polar vortexes than ever before. And who wants to huddle for warmth with immigrants? Ew! Look, I'm riding high in polls so I will just end my usual idea-salad with a few simple words to lay the blame: Turtledove! Liberals! Socialism!"

#cdnpoli #canpoli #humour #satire #Canadahaha #Canadarit

An RCMP spokesperson has stated that the officer who arrested a strident associate of Rouble News has been placed on sick leave pending treatment for symptoms of possibly contracting rabies during the arrest.

#Canada #canpoli #cdnpoli #humour #satire #Canadahaha #Canadarit #RoubleNews #Conservasaurs #Pooleaver

In response to the online anti-misinformation service newly announced by Elections Canada, Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver has reportedly condemned the new service as yet another example of eight years of Prime Minister Justin Turtledove turning Canada into an appalling socialist dictatorship where facts get checked.

#Canada #canpoli #cdnpoli #humour #satire #Canadahaha #Canadarit

With the passing of long-serving former NDP leader Ed Broadbent, Canadian politics officially enters a new era of Canadians wondering if this is all a bad dream.

#Canada #canpoli #cdnpoli #humour #satire #Canadahaha #Canadarit

Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.

#twittler #twitterdown #birdsite #egohusk #elonmusk #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #naricissocialmedia #hightechbubble #techbubble

Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.

#twittler #twitterdown #birdsite #egohusk #elonmusk #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #naricissocialmedia #hightechbubble #techbubble

Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.

#twittler #twitterdown #birdsite #egohusk #elonmusk #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #naricissocialmedia #hightechbubble #techbubble

Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.

#twittler #twitterdown #birdsite #egohusk #elonmusk #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #naricissocialmedia #hightechbubble #techbubble

Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver demands formal audit of further explosive evidence of corruption, blames Prime Minister for the disappearance of the 29th day of February.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #conservasaurs #freedumb #freedumbanddumber #poilieve #pooleaver

Social media site Twittler announces new verified-user feature: for a small additional monthly fee, users can have a green badge to verify that they are especially addicted to ad-sponsored nonsense.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #twitterdown #twitter #elonmusk #egohusk #birdsite

Social media site Twittler announces new verified-user feature: for a small additional monthly fee, users can have a green badge to verify that they are especially addicted to ad-sponsored nonsense.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #twitterdown #twitter #elonmusk #egohusk #birdsite

In the grand tradition of Soviet oratory, Russian dictator-for-life Vladimir Poopootin gave his pseudo-parliament a two-hour speech to describe just how well the latest Russian catastrophe is going.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #russia #putin #poopootin #oligarchy #oiligarchy

In the grand tradition of Soviet oratory, Russian dictator-for-life Vladimir Poopootin gave his pseudo-parliament a two-hour speech to describe just how well the latest Russian catastrophe is going.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #russia #putin #poopootin #oligarchy #oiligarchy

Canada's hockey culture has been shaken to the core by revelations that a national passtime full of fist-fights, concussions, and constant verbal abuse will optimise its product by screwing up the kids.

#hockey #canada #hockeycanada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #sportsviolence

Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver reportedly suprised that the Rouleau Commission report needed more than 270 pages of evidence and careful deliberation to say "Everything is Justin's fault amiright?!!!"

#cdnpoli #canada #rouleau #rouleauinquiry #canadahaha #canadarit #pooleaver #poilievre #conservasaurs #freedumb #freedumbanddumber

Alberta Premier Downadeepwell Smith has sent another long letter to the Prime Minister, in which she asserts her non-negotiable requirements for any future discussion: a veto for all federal policy proposals, and the Maple Leaf on the flag shall be replaced by an overflowing oil can and some bright yellow smiley faces.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #oilberta #climate #oiligarchy #petrostate #freedumb

EV maker Tesla issues recall notice for more than 360K vehicles, says "Full Self-Driving" software may seriously malfunction in some cases and attempt to run Twitter.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #tesla #FullSelfDriving #FoolSelfDriving #FullSelfDarwin #DarwinAward #birdsie #twitter #twittler #egohusk #elonmusk

EV maker Tesla issues recall notice for more than 360K vehicles, says "Full Self-Driving" software may seriously malfunction in some cases and attempt to run Twitter.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #tesla #FullSelfDriving #FoolSelfDriving #FullSelfDarwin #DarwinAward #birdsie #twitter #twittler #egohusk #elonmusk

EV maker Tesla issues recall notice for more than 360K vehicles, says "Full Self-Driving" software may seriously malfunction in some cases and attempt to run Twitter.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #tesla #FullSelfDriving #FoolSelfDriving #FullSelfDarwin #DarwinAward #birdsite #twitter #twittler #egohusk #elonmusk

Federal government's Ethics Commissioner announces resignation, says he was langusihing in ceremonial post anyway.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #ethics

In Ontario, ethical concerns continue to be raised about land developers becoming increasingly lucky through Premier Doodles Ford's strategic political decisions, but as everyone knows, correlation is not causation. And in Ontario, causation is not incarceration, either.

#cdnpoli #onpoli #canada #ontario #ontariuhoh #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #ethics #ontariogreenbelt #cronytario #dougfordethics #dougford

While in Ottawa recently, Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith created an inspirational political video exhorting all Canadians to end divise politics and to work together to build a strong Canada where even muddle-brained codswallop about First Nations history and climate-change may one day be welcomed as if she actually had a clue any day of the week.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #oilberta #freedumb #freedumbanddumber #FreedumbOfShpiel

While in Ottawa recently, Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith created an inspirational political video exhorting all Canadians to end divisive politics and to work together to build a strong Canada where even muddle-brained codswallop about First Nations history and climate-change may one day be welcomed as if she actually had a clue any day of the week.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #oilberta #freedumb #freedumbanddumber #FreedumbOfShpiel

Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver repeated that if his party forms the next government he intends to defund the CBC because journalism and reading are dangerous woke leftist habits that lead to crazy thinking. He did not mention whether he would advise the CBC to sustain itself by investing in cryptocurrency and NFTs.

#cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #freedumb #freedumbanddumber #conservasaurs #cryptocurrency #polievre #cbc #radiocanada #journalism #ponzischeme

Canadian government warns of sophisticated new scam targetting consumers by telephone and e-mail, report says scam can be identified by the fact that the caller assumes that Canadians have any money.

#cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #economy #scam

Canadian government warns of sophisticated new scam targetting consumers by telephone and e-mail, report says scam can be identified by the fact that the caller assumes that Canadians have any money.

#cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #economy #scam

Canadian government warns of sophisticated new scam targetting consumers by telephone and e-mail, report says scam can be identified by the fact that the caller assumes that Canadians have any money.

#cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #economy #scam

Canada's Premiers responded cautiously to the federal proposal for increased health funding over the next 10 years. They say that it's not as much money as they hoped to receive but they will review the proposal while they secretly rub their magic lamps and beg the genie inside to undo their catastrophic mismanagement of the health-care system.

#cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #healthcare #hospitals #nurses #onpoli #qcpoli #systèmedesanté #hopitaux

Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith is reportedly ill following handshake with PM Justin Turtledove, sources say she is consulting with her homeopath for a remedy to her arm being rejected by rest of her body.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #conservasaurs #oilberta

Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith is reportedly ill following handshake with PM Justin Turtledove, sources say she is consulting with her homeopath for a remedy to her arm being rejected by rest of her body.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #conservasaurs #oilberta

Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver says his party will ask the Auditor General to review the amounts paid by the federal government to consulting firm McKinsey for advice, because the government under former Conservasaur PM Steelhair Harper never asked anyone for advice about anything and everyone remembers what a great human touch the Harper government had.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #mckinsey #conservasaurs #poilievre

Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver says his party will ask the Auditor General to review the amounts paid by the federal government to consulting firm McKinsey for advice, because the government under former Conservasaur PM Steelhair Harper never asked anyone for advice about anything and everyone remembers what a great human touch the Harper government had.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #mckinsey #conservasaurs #poilievre

Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver says his party will ask the Auditor General to review the amounts paid by the federal government to consulting firm McKinsey for advice, because the government under former Conservasaur PM Steelhair Harper never asked anyone for advice about anything and everyone remembers what a great human touch the Harper government had.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #mckinsey #conservasaurs #poilievre

With Canadian health care nearing full collapse as people are sick and dying in hallways of understaffed hospitals across the country, the provincial premiers will meet this week with the Prime Minister to ask the federal government for more money, because directly raising the taxes of rich people and corporations would obviously be immoral.

#cdnpoli #canada #healthcare #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire

With Canadian health care nearing full collapse as people are sick and dying in hallways of understaffed hospitals across the country, the provincial premiers will meet this week with the Prime Minister to ask the federal government for more money, because directly raising the taxes of rich people and corporations would obviously be immoral.

#cdnpoli #canada #healthcare #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire

With Canadian health care nearing full collapse as people are sick and dying in hallways of understaffed hospitals across the country, the provincial premiers will meet this week with the Prime Minister to ask the federal government for more money, because directly raising the taxes of rich people and corporations would obviously be immoral.

#cdnpoli #canada #healthcare #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire

With Canadian health care nearing full collapse as people are sick and dying in hallways of understaffed hospitals across the country, the provincial premiers will meet this week with the Prime Minister to ask the federal government for more money, because directly raising the taxes of rich people and corporations would obviously be immoral.

#cdnpoli #canada #healthcare #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire

Leader of pointless complainer party the Bloc Quebecquack, Yves-Francois Trebuchet, has declared that no one who has ever compained about Quebec in the past may hold an official role that involves complaining about Quebec, as only Quebeckers may complain about Quebec. "And should you dare say a word against Quebec's openness to the world," warned Mr Trebuchet, "you had better not be a lousy immigrant, tabarnak!"

#cdnpoli #canada #quebec #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #immigration

Leader of pointless complainer party the Bloc Quebecquack, Yves-Francois Trebuchet, has declared that no one who has ever compained about Quebec in the past may hold an official role that involves complaining about Quebec, as only Quebeckers may complain about Quebec. "And should you dare say a word against Quebec's openness to the world," warned Mr Trebuchet, "you had better not be a lousy immigrant, tabarnak!"

#cdnpoli #canada #quebec #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #immigration

After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #oilberta #Freedumb #Freedumbanddumber #FreedumbOfShpiel #conservasaurs #UnenlightenedConservasaurParty

After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #oilberta #Freedumb #Freedumbanddumber #FreedumbOfShpiel #conservasaurs #UnenlightenedConservasaurParty

After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #oilberta #Freedumb #Freedumbanddumber #FreedumbOfShpiel #conservasaurs #UnenlightenedConservasaurParty

Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver continued this week to apply his strategy of uniting Canadian voters by blaming PM Justin Turtledove for anything that could possibly be wrong anywhere in the country, including corked wine, colicky babies, and low air pressure in automobile tires.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #poilievre #pooleaver #conservasaurs

Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver continued this week to apply his strategy of uniting Canadian voters by blaming PM Justin Turtledove for anything that could possibly be wrong anywhere in the country, including corked wine, colicky babies, and low air pressure in automobile tires.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #poilievre #pooleaver #conservasaurs

Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver continued this week to apply his strategy of uniting Canadian voters by blaming PM Justin Turtledove for anything that could possibly be wrong anywhere in the country, including corked wine, colicky babies, and low air pressure in automobile tires.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #poilievre #pooleaver #conservasaurs

Members of Prime Minister Justin Turtledove's government have reportedly gathered in Ottawa this week to see if strategic discussions about law, social policy, and the federal budget can take place for a couple of days without ringing up millions in bills for McKinsey's advice.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #trudeau #turtledove #mckinsey #budget2023

Members of Prime Minister Justin Turtledove's government have reportedly gathered in Ottawa this week to see if strategic discussions about law, social policy, and the federal budget can take place for a couple of days without ringing up millions in bills for McKinsey's advice.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #trudeau #turtledove #mckinsey #budget2023

Members of Prime Minister Justin Turtledove's government have reportedly gathered in Ottawa this week to see if strategic discussions about law, social policy, and the federal budget can take place for a couple of days without ringing up millions in bills for McKinsey's advice.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #trudeau #turtledove #mckinsey #budget2023

The sharply increasing cost of living is making it harder to make ends meet and put food on the table, say ordinary organised crime groups in Toronto.

#cdnpoli #cdnecon #humour #satire #canadahaha #canadarit #onpoli #toronto #charawna

The beloved sport of ice hockey is predicted to enter a new era of national popularity as an increasing number of Canadians envisage sleeping huddled together in arenas as a cost-saving measure.

#cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #economy #cdnecon

Alberta fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith continues to grapple with allegations of judicial interference and with challenges stemming from what observers estimate to be no more than two spoonfuls of functioning brain.

#abpoli #cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #satire #humour #oilberta #conservasaurs #freedumb #freedumbanddumber

Torontonians whose identities were stolen by organised criminals who then sold the victims' houses, distressed to find evidence that the organised criminals have been travelling the world in luxury, drinking mimosas and generally having way more fun with the Torontonians' identities.

#onpoli #cdnpoli #canadahaha #canadrit #satire #humour #toronto #charawna

Ontario Premier Doodles Ford is reportedly frustrated that left-leaning news media consistently misrepresents his sincere concern for the health and well-being of the province's wealthy.

#cdnpoli #onpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #cronytario #publichealth

Ontario Premier Doodles Ford is reportedly frustrated that left-leaning news media consistently misrepresents his sincere concern for the health and well-being of the province's wealthy.

#cdnpoli #onpoli #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #cronytario #publichealth

The federal government intends to welcome more than 1.4 million new permanent residents to Canada in the next few years, and at 10 to a room they should be able to enjoy all that the current economy has to offer.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #economy

The offices of Ontario's Integrity Commissioner and the Auditor General say they will investigate the highly unusual coincidence of Premier Doodles Ford opening his mouth and nature getting devoured.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #Cronytario #greenbelt

Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded, unconquered province of Alberta reportedly continues to make progress in learning to identify characteristics of the Canadian legal system that differ from whatever nonsense typically fills the heads of UCP crackpots.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #Oilberta #satire #humour

Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded, unconquered province of Alberta reportedly continues to make progress in learning to identify characteristics of the Canadian legal system that differ from whatever nonsense typically fills the heads of UCP crackpots.

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #Oilberta #satire #humour

Post-Kenney fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded and unconquered province of Alberta has clarified that she used "imprecise" language about having discussed cases with Crown prosecutors, what she really meant to say is that she was in fact "shooting off her mouth in all directions."

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #Oilberta #satire #humour

Post-Kenney fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded and unconquered province of Alberta has clarified that she used "imprecise" language about having discussed cases with Crown prosecutors, what she really meant to say is that she was in fact "shooting off her mouth in all directions."

#cdnpoli #canada #canadahaha #canadarit #Oilberta #satire #humour