#darwinaward — Public Fediverse posts
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Ich werde so feiern, wenn uns die fossilen #Lobbyhuren der #Bundesregierung erfolgreich in einen #Krieg geführt haben, zu dessen Beginn schon kein Kraftstoff mehr vorhanden ist 😂
Möge Darwin Euch elendem, korrupten Scheißpack gnädig sein, #Merz.
#Reiche
#NATO
#Ukraine
#Iran
#WW3
#MerzLeckEier
#Bundeswehr
#Energiewende
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RE: https://kolektiva.social/@firestorm/116512217679261789
Couou les enYoutubés !
Tu vas publier tes trucs chez les fachos et chez les nazes et ensuite tu viens pleurer que ces mêmes fachos et nazes te censurent. Tu sais quoi ? Tu l'as cherché, c'est un #DarwinAward, un peu comme si tu avais présenté ta carte d'adhésion à la 5e brigade internationale à un SS dans le camp de Dachau en 1943 ou à un franquiste dans leur QG à Madrid.
La loi de la pesanteur est dure mais c'est la même pour tout le monde.
=> sauve ce que tu peux de ce qui peut l'être et casse-toi de là, par exemple sur PeerTube ou sur Internet Archive, sauf si t'as envie que ce soit eux qui te l'imposent quand ça leur chantera, evidemment.
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Grillen in der Wohnung war schon immer eine total beknackte Idee! :Augenroll:
https://dju.social/@diesachsen/116396860439051921
#DarwinAward #Grillen -
Of course, you need to be sensible when you're first starting out. Don't mess with #dangerous things. You don't start repairing hydraulic systems or mains-voltage gear or machines that can take your arm off if you sneeze wrong.
Start with simple stuff, and basic safety precautions.
You can try #electrical stuff, as long as you unplug it and short any big capacitors (large cylindrical things) it has, in case they don't have a bleed resistor on them.
Even better is to start with something that plugs in with an external low-voltage plugpack - it's much harder to kill yourself with a tower fan that runs from 24 VDC than one that runs directly off the mains.
Maybe do a brief web search on the device if you're not sure about it, just to see if there are warnings about working on it.
Surprising (in some sense) things to avoid working on:
Microwave oven. This is the object in your house that is trying hardest to kill you. High frequency, high-voltage AC will kill you dead if you get it across your body.
Old-fashioned CRT (TV/monitor) tubes. Very high voltages, and frequently hold a charge for a long time.
Gas-powered equipment. You can't "unplug" them, and there's always a chance there's enough gas hidden in the carburetor or the removed spark plug wire bumps into the plug that it could puff to life if you turn the crankshaft. One revolution is enough to maim or kill you.
Have fun!
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#danger #DangerWillRobinson #DIY #fixit #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection
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Of course, you need to be sensible when you're first starting out. Don't mess with #dangerous things. You don't start repairing hydraulic systems or mains-voltage gear or machines that can take your arm off if you sneeze wrong.
Start with simple stuff, and basic safety precautions.
You can try #electrical stuff, as long as you unplug it and short any big capacitors (large cylindrical things) it has, in case they don't have a bleed resistor on them.
Even better is to start with something that plugs in with an external low-voltage plugpack - it's much harder to kill yourself with a tower fan that runs from 24 VDC than one that runs directly off the mains.
Maybe do a brief web search on the device if you're not sure about it, just to see if there are warnings about working on it.
Surprising (in some sense) things to avoid working on:
Microwave oven. This is the object in your house that is trying hardest to kill you. High frequency, high-voltage AC will kill you dead if you get it across your body.
Old-fashioned CRT (TV/monitor) tubes. Very high voltages, and frequently hold a charge for a long time.
Gas-powered equipment. You can't "unplug" them, and there's always a chance there's enough gas hidden in the carburetor or the removed spark plug wire bumps into the plug that it could puff to life if you turn the crankshaft. One revolution is enough to maim or kill you.
Have fun!
2/2
#danger #DangerWillRobinson #DIY #fixit #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection
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Of course, you need to be sensible when you're first starting out. Don't mess with #dangerous things. You don't start repairing hydraulic systems or mains-voltage gear or machines that can take your arm off if you sneeze wrong.
Start with simple stuff, and basic safety precautions.
You can try #electrical stuff, as long as you unplug it and short any big capacitors (large cylindrical things) it has, in case they don't have a bleed resistor on them.
Even better is to start with something that plugs in with an external low-voltage plugpack - it's much harder to kill yourself with a tower fan that runs from 24 VDC than one that runs directly off the mains.
Maybe do a brief web search on the device if you're not sure about it, just to see if there are warnings about working on it.
Surprising (in some sense) things to avoid working on:
Microwave oven. This is the object in your house that is trying hardest to kill you. High frequency, high-voltage AC will kill you dead if you get it across your body.
Old-fashioned CRT (TV/monitor) tubes. Very high voltages, and frequently hold a charge for a long time.
Gas-powered equipment. You can't "unplug" them, and there's always a chance there's enough gas hidden in the carburetor or the removed spark plug wire bumps into the plug that it could puff to life if you turn the crankshaft. One revolution is enough to maim or kill you.
Have fun!
2/2
#danger #DangerWillRobinson #DIY #fixit #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection
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Of course, you need to be sensible when you're first starting out. Don't mess with #dangerous things. You don't start repairing hydraulic systems or mains-voltage gear or machines that can take your arm off if you sneeze wrong.
Start with simple stuff, and basic safety precautions.
You can try #electrical stuff, as long as you unplug it and short any big capacitors (large cylindrical things) it has, in case they don't have a bleed resistor on them.
Even better is to start with something that plugs in with an external low-voltage plugpack - it's much harder to kill yourself with a tower fan that runs from 24 VDC than one that runs directly off the mains.
Maybe do a brief web search on the device if you're not sure about it, just to see if there are warnings about working on it.
Surprising (in some sense) things to avoid working on:
Microwave oven. This is the object in your house that is trying hardest to kill you. High frequency, high-voltage AC will kill you dead if you get it across your body.
Old-fashioned CRT (TV/monitor) tubes. Very high voltages, and frequently hold a charge for a long time.
Gas-powered equipment. You can't "unplug" them, and there's always a chance there's enough gas hidden in the carburetor or the removed spark plug wire bumps into the plug that it could puff to life if you turn the crankshaft. One revolution is enough to maim or kill you.
Have fun!
2/2
#danger #DangerWillRobinson #DIY #fixit #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection
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Of course, you need to be sensible when you're first starting out. Don't mess with #dangerous things. You don't start repairing hydraulic systems or mains-voltage gear or machines that can take your arm off if you sneeze wrong.
Start with simple stuff, and basic safety precautions.
You can try #electrical stuff, as long as you unplug it and short any big capacitors (large cylindrical things) it has, in case they don't have a bleed resistor on them.
Even better is to start with something that plugs in with an external low-voltage plugpack - it's much harder to kill yourself with a tower fan that runs from 24 VDC than one that runs directly off the mains.
Maybe do a brief web search on the device if you're not sure about it, just to see if there are warnings about working on it.
Surprising (in some sense) things to avoid working on:
Microwave oven. This is the object in your house that is trying hardest to kill you. High frequency, high-voltage AC will kill you dead if you get it across your body.
Old-fashioned CRT (TV/monitor) tubes. Very high voltages, and frequently hold a charge for a long time.
Gas-powered equipment. You can't "unplug" them, and there's always a chance there's enough gas hidden in the carburetor or the removed spark plug wire bumps into the plug that it could puff to life if you turn the crankshaft. One revolution is enough to maim or kill you.
Have fun!
2/2
#danger #DangerWillRobinson #DIY #fixit #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection
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Please, I beg you, do not buy pressure vessels from AliExpress sellers. Particularly not ones you strap to your body.
4500 psi COPV tank from some random guy who may have got it out of the "failed safety test" dumpster behind the factory...
#sheesh #Darwin #DarwinAward #cheep #Chinesium #AliExpress #safety #COPV #PressureVessel #certified
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Please, I beg you, do not buy pressure vessels from AliExpress sellers. Particularly not ones you strap to your body.
4500 psi COPV tank from some random guy who may have got it out of the "failed safety test" dumpster behind the factory...
#sheesh #Darwin #DarwinAward #cheep #Chinesium #AliExpress #safety #COPV #PressureVessel #certified
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Please, I beg you, do not buy pressure vessels from AliExpress sellers. Particularly not ones you strap to your body.
4500 psi COPV tank from some random guy who may have got it out of the "failed safety test" dumpster behind the factory...
#sheesh #Darwin #DarwinAward #cheep #Chinesium #AliExpress #safety #COPV #PressureVessel #certified
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Please, I beg you, do not buy pressure vessels from AliExpress sellers. Particularly not ones you strap to your body.
4500 psi COPV tank from some random guy who may have got it out of the "failed safety test" dumpster behind the factory...
#sheesh #Darwin #DarwinAward #cheep #Chinesium #AliExpress #safety #COPV #PressureVessel #certified
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Please, I beg you, do not buy pressure vessels from AliExpress sellers. Particularly not ones you strap to your body.
4500 psi COPV tank from some random guy who may have got it out of the "failed safety test" dumpster behind the factory...
#sheesh #Darwin #DarwinAward #cheep #Chinesium #AliExpress #safety #COPV #PressureVessel #certified
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Ganz normaler Winter-Irrsinn in Tirol. 🤷🏼♂️
Viele Nominierungen für einen #Darwinaward, ausgezeichnet wurde schlussendlich aber niemand.
Ein Winter mit wenig Schnee, gepaart mit Unwissen, Ignoranz, Dummheit und Leichtsinn. Viele haben einfach nur sehr viel Glück. Seeeehr viel!Dass so vielen Skitourengeher (-innen betrifft so was in der Regel kaum) nichts an ihrem Leben und ihrer Gesundheit liegt, überrascht mich aber doch. 🤷🏼♂️
Der Screenshot ist vom hier verlinkten Blog, die detaillierte Auflistung der Lawinenunfälle in Tirol am 30. und 31. Jänner ist zu lange für die Bildbeschreibung.
https://lawinen.report/blog/at-07-de/13266#Tirol #Skitour #Skitourengeher #Lawine #Lawinengefahr #Lawinenunfall #Lawinenunfälle #Irrsinn #Ignoranz #Dummheit
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Ganz normaler Winter-Irrsinn in Tirol. 🤷🏼♂️
Viele Nominierungen für einen #Darwinaward, ausgezeichnet wurde schlussendlich aber niemand.
Ein Winter mit wenig Schnee, gepaart mit Unwissen, Ignoranz, Dummheit und Leichtsinn. Viele haben einfach nur sehr viel Glück. Seeeehr viel!Dass so vielen Skitourengeher (-innen betrifft so was in der Regel kaum) nichts an ihrem Leben und ihrer Gesundheit liegt, überrascht mich aber doch. 🤷🏼♂️
Der Screenshot ist vom hier verlinkten Blog, die detaillierte Auflistung der Lawinenunfälle in Tirol am 30. und 31. Jänner ist zu lange für die Bildbeschreibung.
https://lawinen.report/blog/at-07-de/13266#Tirol #Skitour #Skitourengeher #Lawine #Lawinengefahr #Lawinenunfall #Lawinenunfälle #Irrsinn #Ignoranz #Dummheit
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Ganz normaler Winter-Irrsinn in Tirol. 🤷🏼♂️
Viele Nominierungen für einen #Darwinaward, ausgezeichnet wurde schlussendlich aber niemand.
Ein Winter mit wenig Schnee, gepaart mit Unwissen, Ignoranz, Dummheit und Leichtsinn. Viele haben einfach nur sehr viel Glück. Seeeehr viel!Dass so vielen Skitourengeher (-innen betrifft so was in der Regel kaum) nichts an ihrem Leben und ihrer Gesundheit liegt, überrascht mich aber doch. 🤷🏼♂️
Der Screenshot ist vom hier verlinkten Blog, die detaillierte Auflistung der Lawinenunfälle in Tirol am 30. und 31. Jänner ist zu lange für die Bildbeschreibung.
https://lawinen.report/blog/at-07-de/13266#Tirol #Skitour #Skitourengeher #Lawine #Lawinengefahr #Lawinenunfall #Lawinenunfälle #Irrsinn #Ignoranz #Dummheit
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Ganz normaler Winter-Irrsinn in Tirol. 🤷🏼♂️
Viele Nominierungen für einen #Darwinaward, ausgezeichnet wurde schlussendlich aber niemand.
Ein Winter mit wenig Schnee, gepaart mit Unwissen, Ignoranz, Dummheit und Leichtsinn. Viele haben einfach nur sehr viel Glück. Seeeehr viel!Dass so vielen Skitourengeher (-innen betrifft so was in der Regel kaum) nichts an ihrem Leben und ihrer Gesundheit liegt, überrascht mich aber doch. 🤷🏼♂️
Der Screenshot ist vom hier verlinkten Blog, die detaillierte Auflistung der Lawinenunfälle in Tirol am 30. und 31. Jänner ist zu lange für die Bildbeschreibung.
https://lawinen.report/blog/at-07-de/13266#Tirol #Skitour #Skitourengeher #Lawine #Lawinengefahr #Lawinenunfall #Lawinenunfälle #Irrsinn #Ignoranz #Dummheit
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Ganz normaler Winter-Irrsinn in Tirol. 🤷🏼♂️
Viele Nominierungen für einen #Darwinaward, ausgezeichnet wurde schlussendlich aber niemand.
Ein Winter mit wenig Schnee, gepaart mit Unwissen, Ignoranz, Dummheit und Leichtsinn. Viele haben einfach nur sehr viel Glück. Seeeehr viel!Dass so vielen Skitourengeher (-innen betrifft so was in der Regel kaum) nichts an ihrem Leben und ihrer Gesundheit liegt, überrascht mich aber doch. 🤷🏼♂️
Der Screenshot ist vom hier verlinkten Blog, die detaillierte Auflistung der Lawinenunfälle in Tirol am 30. und 31. Jänner ist zu lange für die Bildbeschreibung.
https://lawinen.report/blog/at-07-de/13266#Tirol #Skitour #Skitourengeher #Lawine #Lawinengefahr #Lawinenunfall #Lawinenunfälle #Irrsinn #Ignoranz #Dummheit
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Allen, die sich an #Silvester beim #Feuerwerk mit selbstgebastelten oder nicht zugelassenen, aus dem Ausland illegal importierten #Böllern verletzen, möchte ich, ganz unabhängig von irgendwelchen #Verboten, folgende Worte sagen:
Schlaua durch aua. (smarter by ouch)
#Silvester #Feuerwerksverbot #Böller #böllerverbot #böllerfrei
Bild: Böllerhände (hands after firework) #Karma #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection -
Allen, die sich an #Silvester beim #Feuerwerk mit selbstgebastelten oder nicht zugelassenen, aus dem Ausland illegal importierten #Böllern verletzen, möchte ich, ganz unabhängig von irgendwelchen #Verboten, folgende Worte sagen:
Schlaua durch aua. (smarter by ouch)
#Silvester #Feuerwerksverbot #Böller #böllerverbot #böllerfrei
Bild: Böllerhände (hands after firework) #Karma #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection -
Allen, die sich an #Silvester beim #Feuerwerk mit selbstgebastelten oder nicht zugelassenen, aus dem Ausland illegal importierten #Böllern verletzen, möchte ich, ganz unabhängig von irgendwelchen #Verboten, folgende Worte sagen:
Schlaua durch aua. (smarter by ouch)
#Silvester #Feuerwerksverbot #Böller #böllerverbot #böllerfrei
Bild: Böllerhände (hands after firework) #Karma #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection -
Allen, die sich an #Silvester beim #Feuerwerk mit selbstgebastelten oder nicht zugelassenen, aus dem Ausland illegal importierten #Böllern verletzen, möchte ich, ganz unabhängig von irgendwelchen #Verboten, folgende Worte sagen:
Schlaua durch aua. (smarter by ouch)
#Silvester #Feuerwerksverbot #Böller #böllerverbot #böllerfrei
Bild: Böllerhände (hands after firework) #Karma #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection -
Allen, die sich an #Silvester beim #Feuerwerk mit selbstgebastelten oder nicht zugelassenen, aus dem Ausland illegal importierten #Böllern verletzen, möchte ich, ganz unabhängig von irgendwelchen #Verboten, folgende Worte sagen:
Schlaua durch aua. (smarter by ouch)
#Silvester #Feuerwerksverbot #Böller #böllerverbot #böllerfrei
Bild: Böllerhände (hands after firework) #Karma #DarwinAward #NaturalSelection -
Tesla Full Self-Driving - “Trains vs. Brains”
2025 #AI #DarwinAward Nominee
Nominee:
#Tesla Inc. and Elon #Musk for deploying Full #Self-Driving software that consistently fails to recognise the universal symbol for “please stop before the massive metal death machine approaches”.Reported by:
David #Ingram and Tom #Costello, NBC News investigation with extensive #video evidence - September 16, 2025.https://aidarwinawards.org/nominees/tesla-fsd-train-crossings.html
#autos #SelfDriving #DarwinAwards #Darwin #awards #trains #fail
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#healthandsafety can be a bit random with hardhats when there's nothing above you & #covid completely ignored for #office #risk assessments.
BUT
the #carpenter doing next-doors conservatory at least deserves a mention if not a #DarwinAward.
He's up on the roof in flip-flops!
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@euronews @africanews-euronews eating #teflon? Wtf? That should be a #DarwinAward nominee!
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AI Darwin Awards
Honouring Those Who Asked "Can We?" Without Ever Asking "Should We?"Named after Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection, the original Darwin Awards celebrated those who "improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it" through spectacularly stupid acts. Well, guess what? Humans have evolved! We're now so advanced that we've outsourced our poor decision-making to machines. […]
#darwinaward #ai #stupid #remove #mashine #fail #noai #antiai
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Fucking morons.
Florida ending vaccine requirements to attend school.
Vaccine mandates apparently "drip with disdain and slavery." SLAVERY
Hopefully the thousands of children and parents who will need serious medical attention will go ahead and get sick fast, to possibly prevent the other mentally vacant states from rushing to sign up for Darwin awards, themselves.
Though, given just how mentally at sea these people are, they will probably call it "a hoax by the Dems."
What an age we live in. Carl Sagan called it years ago - 1000%.
#idiots #morons #stupidity #Florida #vaccination #DarwinAward #Covid #schools #irresponsible #dumbasses #news #vaccine #medicine #FL #desantis #WTF
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Wenn du dich umbringen möchtest, frag #ChatGPT (oder andere #LLM Services) nach Vorschlägen für #Gesundheit, #Essen oder #Diäten:
https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000282927/nach-chatgpt-auskunft-mann-erkrankte-an-psychose-aus-19-jahrhundert🤷
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A person decided to enter an alligator 🐊 enclosure at the Granby Zoo, for an attempt at a viral video.
Opinion: What’s wrong with people!
https://montreal.citynews.ca/2025/06/11/young-man-unauthorized-entry-granby-zoo-alligator/
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Une personne a décidé d'entrer dans un enclos d'alligator 🐊 au zoo de Granby, pour tenter de créer une vidéo virale.Opinion : Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas avec les gens!
// Article en anglais //
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“RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day”
Lets just give this guy a #DarwinAward and call it a day.
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Imagine the expressions of all those pro-#Palastinian voters that railed against Biden/Harris & campaigned/voted for #Trump.
This is on all of you too.
#selfown
#darwinaward✅ Stanford Protesters Charged With Felonies for Pro-Palestinian Occupation
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/us/stanford-protesters-palestine-felony.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub -
Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #16: But muh freedumbs!
#darwinaward #freedom #feeedumb #helmets #traffic #accidents #motorcycles #cartoons #webcomic #bizarrefacts #comic #comics #strangebuttrue #stupidfacts #facts #fail #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn
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@MAKS23 It's long overdue that Darwin got florked!
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@marc_veld Daughters of #antivaxxers still sadly dying of cervical #cancer at the same rate, but eligible for a #DarwinAward.
Fortunately for the future of #USpol , #EvolutionIsTrue. ✅
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I've been wondering all day how Trump could have possibly become president, and how half of a country could have been this stupid.
Then I remembered this time some dude tried to rob a gun store in my home town of Renton, Washington with a knife when I was in middle school, and it makes a lot more sense if people are capable of being THAT dumb.
#humor #funny #darwinaward #politics #politicalhumour #USPolitics
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Thank you Peter of 'The Hoon' for this daft story: "Man accidentally shoots himself in the groin". He was in a Walmart, in the meat department....
It happened in 2018 so it's not exactly news but it still made me laugh/cringe/despair
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/southwest-valley-breaking/2018/11/28/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-groin-inside-buckeye-walmart/2143635002/
#OldNews
#DarwinAward
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#darwinaward winning 💩🤡❄️🏆:
Honorless mentions:
#meta ❄️🤖🤡💩🏆🥊M🤡🥊
vs.
#OldTwitter ❄️🤖🤡💩🏆E🥊🤡🥊My BizMockUPCard-san 🤭🤫👇😏
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@SteveThompson too bad he didn't crash it into a brick wall and eliminate himself from the gene pool...
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In chapter 99,999 of Idiots in National Parks: May I present these imbeciles: Decided the AWD on the rental Porsche SUV was okay of handle 4 wheeling in a protected area of Death Valley. Got 200 feet. (The off the books pickup they hired to pull them out also got stuck AFTER the Rangers told them they needed to supervise the removal, yet another genius move) And shockingly a BMW also got stuck as well in a different area of the park attempting the same. Should get a lifetime ban #idiots #darwinaward #stupidisasstupiddoes #stupid #deathvalley https://www.yahoo.com/news/3-off-road-drivers-cited-051712978.html @ai6yr
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Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #322: John Cummings.
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#medical #history #strangebuttrue #hobbies #wtf #butwhytho #braggingrights #swordswallowing #bizarre #funfacts #facts #darwinaward #naturalselection #strangefacts #webcomic #comics #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn -
So nearly a Darwin Award winner ...
"A Florida man was arrested after trying to "run to London" across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel."
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So nearly a Darwin Award winner ...
"A Florida man was arrested after trying to "run to London" across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel."
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So nearly a Darwin Award winner ...
"A Florida man was arrested after trying to "run to London" across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel."
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So nearly a Darwin Award winner ...
"A Florida man was arrested after trying to "run to London" across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel."
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So nearly a Darwin Award winner ...
"A Florida man was arrested after trying to "run to London" across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel."
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Stupid is as stupid does. Prius driven onto the CalTrain tracks at Churchill and Alma, Palo Alto, CA as I was biking home Saturday. I let out a louder than intended expletive and the responding Palo Alto police officer answered with a "Yep" lol #darwinaward #prius #stupid #baddriving
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Not quite sure what I should feel about this. That #mcdonalds loses a t-i-n-y percentage of its money is kind of satisfying. But, duh, hot food is, urm, hot. And probably best kept away from your legs. #darwinaward #godblessamerica
And, newsflash, McDonald's chicken nuggets are not food. #ultraprocessed
Florida girl awarded $800,000 for McDonald's Chicken McNugget burn
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people try to give louis slotin a pass on causing the demon core to go #supercritical bc it was in the early days of understanding nuclear physics and the effects of radiation ☢️.
not me tho. mans EARNED his #DarwinAward. he literally removed the failsafes that would prevent him from dropping the reflector on the plutonium core and proped it up with a flathead screwdriver 🪛 so he could leverage it up and down.
why?
to show off.
someone told him that if he kept doing that he'd be dead in a yr!