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Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver says his party will ask the Auditor General to review the amounts paid by the federal government to consulting firm McKinsey for advice, because the government under former Conservasaur PM Steelhair Harper never asked anyone for advice about anything and everyone remembers what a great human touch the Harper government had.

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After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver continued this week to apply his strategy of uniting Canadian voters by blaming PM Justin Turtledove for anything that could possibly be wrong anywhere in the country, including corked wine, colicky babies, and low air pressure in automobile tires.

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Federal conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver spoke at the Freedumb Centre for Public Policy in Winnipeg this week, where he further described his vision of a future where all Canadians, whether white or something else less desirable, can parade half-baked opinions and maybe even lead a federal party to unforeseen depths of self-inflicted shame. But on the other hand, he avoided mentioning crypto.

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