#butnotreally — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #butnotreally, aggregated by home.social.
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The rare but not exactly elusive Rusty Heron
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The rare but not exactly elusive Rusty Heron
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The rare but not exactly elusive Rusty Heron
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The rare but not exactly elusive Rusty Heron
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The rare but not exactly elusive Rusty Heron
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Did you know that pathological and cathological come from the same root word as evangelogical?
Repeat those 3 words 3 times and they're yours.
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Pretty much everyone is the guy who saw Starship Troopers and didn't realize it was a satire, which is why Starship Troopers is a bad satire. #subtoot #ButNotReally
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As a photographer, this brings me joy.
What photographer does not love boxed brownies?
#brownies #photography #DadJoke #PhotographyJoke #analogphotography #ButNotReally
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As a photographer, this brings me joy.
What photographer does not love boxed brownies?
#brownies #photography #DadJoke #PhotographyJoke #analogphotography #ButNotReally
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As a photographer, this brings me joy.
What photographer does not love boxed brownies?
#brownies #photography #DadJoke #PhotographyJoke #analogphotography #ButNotReally
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As a photographer, this brings me joy.
What photographer does not love boxed brownies?
#brownies #photography #DadJoke #PhotographyJoke #analogphotography #ButNotReally
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As a photographer, this brings me joy.
What photographer does not love boxed brownies?
#brownies #photography #DadJoke #PhotographyJoke #analogphotography #ButNotReally
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Grumpy because today’s NYTimes Spelling Bee puzzle didn’t know my proposed pangram. 😾
#NYTimes #SpellingBee #Puzzle #Vocabulary #Gripe #Grumpy #ButNotReally #JustHavingFun -
Joke's on you: I'm never kind to anyone! #subtoot #ButNotReally
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On the plus side, so many student loans will get paid off in a few years when city/state governments opt for cash settlements in all the police brutality cases. #SilverLinings #ButNotReally
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Just read the sentence, "The main character is: Travis Devine who is an ex-Army Captain turned Wall Street stockbroker, turned agent for a secret government agency." I have no issue with books by men, but their protagonists just aren't believable. Too many Murray Steves. #sarcasm #ButNotReally #OrIsIt
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💤😴🥱Rest day
Spending the day busy doing nothing.
Mentally preparing for tomorrows run(s) 🏃🏽. Considering to implement a double run day so that I get some rest on Sunday before the upcoming big volume week.
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My brain: Finally, a decent night's sleep.
My neck: BUT YOU DID IT WRONG!Every time. #Jokes #ButNotReally
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Emily knew their neighbour was a demon. She was the only one who could see her true face and 'Lucy' as she liked to call herself knew it.
So she made a deal. Not the usual one - no, this was simply for Lucy to leave Emily and her family alone.
In exchange, she would provide names of likely candidates for deals.
As her husband was a manager in an oil company, she got to meet lots of candidates. Ones the world was better without.
Even Pastor Jones could not find fault with it.#SecretSciFiNetwork #Midjourney #WritingPrompt #SciFi #faustian #butnotreally #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting
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@[email protected]
Emily knew their neighbour was a demon. She was the only one who could see her true face and 'Lucy' as she liked to call herself knew it.
So she made a deal. Not the usual one - no, this was simply for Lucy to leave Emily and her family alone.
In exchange, she would provide names of likely candidates for deals.
As her husband was a manager in an oil company, she got to meet lots of candidates. Ones the world was better without.
Even Pastor Jones could not find fault with it.#SecretSciFiNetwork #Midjourney #WritingPrompt #SciFi #faustian #butnotreally #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting
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@[email protected]
Emily knew their neighbour was a demon. She was the only one who could see her true face and 'Lucy' as she liked to call herself knew it.
So she made a deal. Not the usual one - no, this was simply for Lucy to leave Emily and her family alone.
In exchange, she would provide names of likely candidates for deals.
As her husband was a manager in an oil company, she got to meet lots of candidates. Ones the world was better without.
Even Pastor Jones could not find fault with it.#SecretSciFiNetwork #Midjourney #WritingPrompt #SciFi #faustian #butnotreally #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting
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@[email protected]
Emily knew their neighbour was a demon. She was the only one who could see her true face and 'Lucy' as she liked to call herself knew it.
So she made a deal. Not the usual one - no, this was simply for Lucy to leave Emily and her family alone.
In exchange, she would provide names of likely candidates for deals.
As her husband was a manager in an oil company, she got to meet lots of candidates. Ones the world was better without.
Even Pastor Jones could not find fault with it.#SecretSciFiNetwork #Midjourney #WritingPrompt #SciFi #faustian #butnotreally #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting
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@[email protected]
Emily knew their neighbour was a demon. She was the only one who could see her true face and 'Lucy' as she liked to call herself knew it.
So she made a deal. Not the usual one - no, this was simply for Lucy to leave Emily and her family alone.
In exchange, she would provide names of likely candidates for deals.
As her husband was a manager in an oil company, she got to meet lots of candidates. Ones the world was better without.
Even Pastor Jones could not find fault with it.#SecretSciFiNetwork #Midjourney #WritingPrompt #SciFi #faustian #butnotreally #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting #Microfiction #Microfic #tootfic #IAmWriting
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I did the dishes, a load of laundry, folded the dry clothes, cleaned the living room and tidied the shelves in the kitchen.
I need to take Teen3 to their orthodontist appointment in an hour.
Then I think I am done adulting for the day!!!
I sense a #knitting afternoon coming up 😉How is your day going?
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This is legally called 'Carribbean Spirit Drink'
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If there was a flying jellyfish the size of a continent would people argue over whether it is sentient or not? Or would they do something about it? #AI #ButNotReally #ArtificialIgnorance
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Broke open the vault! #FarmRPG #Wordle #ButNotReally
Going to try to make this a daily post as I catalogue my progress in this wonderful game. #gaming
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Hey, my Garden State Kaiju Mudbelly showed up in the mail today! I mean this with love, but you wouldn't know it's a soft vinyl figure that was painted by hand to look at it. It looks like an old vintage toy. #sofubi #starwars #butnotreally #toys #gameboycamera https://www.instagram.com/p/CnOb8Dfr78l/
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@ancient_catbus ah so crochet can keep your spare tire warm #ButNotReally
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Lovely knitters / crocheters of Mastodon, what are some of your favourite projects to take on a two week long vacation, considering there will be loads of downtime and train travel? #AskingForaFriend #ButNotReally
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CW: Venting about post-COVID social constructs.
Finally get off work early for once, head to the bank to get some important things taken care of, and suddenly now you need an appointment for the simplest stuff.
I’m just not adjusted to this new reality, where you’re required to show up in person for something because it can’t be done online, but in order to show up in person, you’ve got to make an appointment which can only be done online.
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Web3 is going just great...
...and is definitely not an enormous grift that's pouring lighter fluid on our already-smoldering planet.