#WordWeavers 10/22 - Share a sentence from your WIP that you’re especially proud of.
"Adventures do not have pissing in the dark."
Better in context:
After a moment, she heard some shuffling, bumping, sliding, and a thump she imagined was a heavy crock being set on the earthen floor. Although it was pitch black in the smokehouse, she shut her eyes, trying to ignore the sound of splashing liquid. “This is a fate I never planned for this afternoon or eventide or anytime during this life, for that matter.”
“We can think of it as an adventure,” said Tommy, almost cheerfully.
“This is not an adventure. Adventures have elves or talking woodland creatures or puppets that turn into real boys. Adventures do not have pissing in the dark. Goldilocks did not piss in the dark. Sleeping Beauty did not piss in the dark. Princess-boggynficking-Buttercup did not piss in the dark.”
“Very well. Call it a test then.”
“I pray you passed the aiming test.”