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  1. —Doctor, perdón que se lo pregunte otra vez, pero…
    ¿qué tengo que hacer exactamente con los supositorios?
    —¡Ya le he dicho varias veces que se los meta por el culo!
    —Aaaay… bueno… ¡no se ponga usted así! 😂

    ———

    #humor #chistes #comedia #meme #chistesvivos

  2. 🔷 Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.

    — River Song, The Wedding of River Song

    #DoctorWho

  3. Doctor Who writer Russell T Davies says he receives a barrage of online abuse calling him a groomer and a paedophile over his support for trans rights, and now employs agents to monitor the hate daily. He argues the voice of online anger is spilling out of social media and into the real world, yet sees no sign of the technology being reined in. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6wyvj #Media #SocialMedia #OnlineAbuse

  4. 🔷 We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you've gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be.

    — The Eleventh Doctor, The Time of the Doctor

  5. The silver economy is the fastest-growing market, yet it’s largely unbuilt. 📱

    Developers: build privacy-first, hardware-light tools. Camera-based biometrics mean no wearables or friction—just a smartphone doing what it already does.

    Perfect for RPM and aging-in-place.

    re.doctor/news/how-wellness-te

    #AgeTech #HealthTech #DevCommunity

  6. ¡Inteligencia artificial para perfiles de salud individuales! Las apps analizan sueño, frecuencia cardíaca y actividad física para ofrecerte recomendaciones únicas. Tu cuerpo se convierte en un conjunto de datos vivo que te entiende mejor que tú mismo. 🤖💉
    re.doctor/es/news/how-wellness
    #SaludPersonalizada #TechSalud #BienestarDigital #AutoCuidado

  7. Old Doctor Butler’s Head review: Square Mile’s best boozer?

    Wednesday 21 October 2026 3:57 pm  |  Updated:  Wednesday 21 October 2026 4:07 pm Old Doctor’s Butler’s Head in…
    #London #Britain #UnitedKingdom #UK #GB #England #Headlines #News #Europe #EU #EatandDrink #dining #Lifestyle #Londondining #Londonpubs #Pubs #squaremile #toastthecity
    europesays.com/gbr/london/4290

  8. “But doctor, I am the great php2shell!”

  9. Some historic UK doctor (who was educated for greek and latin), i have a new disease to name ... ill call it "osteoarthritis" ~ my broken translation, "bone joint itus".

    Some Deutsche Arzt reading the paper. ... ok its "arthrose".

    um?

  10. I wish my doctor would give me a dementia test it seems to bring people a lot of happiness

  11. I went to a new doctor's office and the owner of the building was there. He told me I was the first person to lock a bike in their new bike rack, so I could pick a prize. They held out a tray of #Halloween toys. I chose this 3D printed tree frog, because I liked the satin-y finish. #TrickOrTreat

  12. Scary words from a Los Angeles doctor: "Physicians rarely recognize trust as a clinical instrument, but that’s what it is: the precondition for informed consent, for shared decision making, for the moment when a family allows a physician to do what needs to be done. I have spent more than 40 years in intensive care units at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), and I’ve watched that instrument degrade. ... I know how to treat what comes through my door. I have done it for 40 years. What I do not know how to treat is the erosion of the condition that makes treatment possible."
    nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM

  13. I'm currently writing a (cute and cozy) Halloween-esque Doctor Who story for a friend of mine. Clara and the Doctor are at Coal Hill, dealing with the kiddos for an after-school project, and escapades and the fun kind of chaos will ensue.

    #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon #AmWriting #DoctorWho

  14. Movie TV Tech Geeks #TVFeatures #DoctorWho #Timewasters #BBC Forget ‘Doctor Who,’ This 12-Episode Sci-Fi Masterpiece Is the Perfect Weekend Binge dlvr.it/TW2nTd

  15. Louder Sound 🤘 How Steven Wilson got a former Doctor Who to appear on his new album: Steven Wilson wanted Ivor Cutler to appear on his new album until he realised he was dead – and got ex-Doctor Who star David Tennant instead dlvr.it/TW2mms LinkInBio for More 🤘

  16. Da wir am Wochenende einen Termin mit dem Doctor haben, lesen wir uns voraussichtlich am Montag in alter Frische wieder. Vielleicht gibts zwischendurch ein paar Fotos aus der Sprechstunde. #sfcd #timelash #grossumstadt #convention #doctorwho #bbc

  17. I do not like that this sign is up at the doctor's office.

  18. Took my mother in law out to a 7am eye doctor appointment this morning. Fighting hard to keep her from going totally blind. Then a nice breakfast together before returning her to her nursing home.

    Now, it's time to get everything together to paint the new donkey barn! #family #farming

  19. Feds bust $2B medical fraud rings secretly operating in California -- as agents seen scaling rich doctor's mega mansion (Ben Chapman/New York Post)

    nypost.com/2026/10/22/us-news/
    memeorandum.com/261022/p122#a2

  20. This afternoon, I arrived 15 minutes early for my doctor appointment - then waited over 2 hours before seeing the doctor.
    At least, she apologized when she finally arrived.
    My next appointment will be virtual.

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