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  1. @LoganFive

    It's a pun, a knee-slapper, a play on Jesus, Joseph and Mary....

    Is that a blue letter?!!

    Why didn't you tell a guy? Hold on, folks, we're express to the top floor!

    #OverheardInTheElevator #HashTagGames #HudsuckerProxy

  2. @LoganFive

    I think people having a distaste for discussing politics at all is super-common. My most recent blog post is therefore in epic poem format. I have this theory that the poem form might reach people who wouldn't sit still for something more direct.

    The presentation, in the style of a Dr. Seuss poem, is hopefully kinda fun even if the topic is as dead serious as any I could imagine. You have to meet people where they're receptive.

    So if you need a foot in the door with someone conversationally, feel free to get them to read or listen to the poem. I was very pleased with the quality of what resulted, but I opted not to pursue fees for it, hoping the message would get out better, which is what matters.

    netsettlement.blogspot.com/202

    By sort of an accident though the topics are obviously on my mind so I guess it's not THAT surprising, the prior post on my blog was a sort of prose twin, hitting the same topics in more direct ways:

    netsettlement.blogspot.com/202

    Wishing you good success drumming up enthusuasm by whatever means. :)

    #Kamala #Harris2024 #USPol #USPol2024

  3. @LoganFive It was very, very enjoyable. I'll be posting pics for a while under the #HangingRockSP tag. You'll get to see my tiny tent and my camping buddy, who is kind of bony. Also some eerie landscape shots.

  4. @LoganFive you don't check mastodon for ONE day and it happens to be on #ButtholeDay 😞
    Lol

  5. My camera got some smudge on it probably water idk thats why it looks like something dark around it.🥲

    hope everyone have a great whole month of May 🌸 @sbo_slv @reinderdijkhuis @LoganFive @luigirenna @paulk @Elias @_L1vY_ @Gustodon @wilson @Lojie AND to other's I forgot to mention u guys are all amazing! May all of you have more blessings to come, Good health & Safe & Happiness 🫶

    #mastodon #community #support #kindness #mentalhealth

    YUREII🫂

  6. 🥥 Paraphrasing a toot by @LoganFive that deserved a test: He suggested that toots we think are killers generally fall flat while the throwaways kill.
    So I performed a #scientific INTERNET experiment with a series of jokes about #PandaExpress serving real #panda meat. Sure enough, the ones I put my heart into got bupkis. The casually tossed ones are still getting #Fediverse love.
    So here's one for the road: Are pandas like stars? Are there any panda sizes between giant and red? 🥥

  7. @StarkRG @LoganFive is there a license fill-in-the-blank on that #scamazon link?

    Theres your answer 😂

    And frankly, fuck landlords.

  8. @aap I like to do this.

    1. Find a post you like.
    2. Click on the poster's picture.
    3. Click the poster's Followers and Followings
    4. Click on the # words in the reply from Logan 666 @LoganFive
    5. Use hashtags in your posts

    #Tips #NewUsers #Spinors #6MakeYourOwnHashtags

  9. @ShiitakeToast @LoganFive

    I liked Putty as The Tick, but then, I *am* a

  10. One year ago today, I made my first and only Mastodon account migration, from Dot Social to the esteemed beige.party.

    I had been considering a move for some time due to [gestures broadly at Dot Social], and the only place I ever considered was Beige. Many of my longest and most cherished met-on-Fedi mutuals were clustered there—@adhdeanasl, @Alice, @TheBreadmonkey, @the_etrain, @LoganFive, @RickiTarr, and I'm sure others I'm forgetting. And so many more who I've met since making the leap.

    There was this tight circle of funny, kind, smart people here that I admired. I got along with them, but I always felt like I was on the periphery. At the party, but not really part of the group. I wanted in.

    Well, one year later, I can say I'm still on the periphery, but now I have an @beige.party domain on my user account, too, and they don't know how to kick me out.

    Kidding! Kidding. Beige.party isn't just a place for funny people; it is, as I said above, also a digital home to kind people. Everyone gave me a very warm welcome. Almost uncomfortably warm. Made me wonder who was sitting in the welcome before they gave it to me.

    All of this is to say, it has been a hell of a year. Thanks to all of you for putting up with me and including me and just being your amazing selves. And thanks to @theropologist for making this weird little corner of the Fediverse for us. #BeigeBless :bb:

  11. Hmm...okay, hear me out.
    @LoganFive

    Logan 5 :: John Mastodon ::
    #John5
    whaaaa?
    youtube.com/watch?v=Ov6t1yqrx7

    Heyyy. What's going on here!?
    Did you!?? was that!
    #twilightzone fur eel, no!?
    LOL!
    eh, ya gotta be nuts like me to get that association, probably.

    ** guitar virtuoso, replaced #zimzum #marilynmanson @zombiewarrior

  12. @HG @LoganFive

    I was raised #Catholic, though I became an atheist in fifth grade, when I realized that #God was *not* going to instantly teleport me to #hell for questioning his existence, because he isn't real.

    #Christmas music can only be rehearsed until #MidnightMass on actually effing Christmas. That's why everyone has a goddamned #advent calendar. So you can count down to the twelve days when Christmas music is *supposed* to be performed.

  13. @bonkers @Amipfaelzer @LoganFive

    Perhaps that's why I tend to write my words
    In five iambs a line - for me this works!

    #IambicPentameter

  14. @StarkRG @LoganFive is there a license fill-in-the-blank on that #scamazon link?

    Theres your answer 😂

    And frankly, fuck landlords.

  15. @StarkRG @LoganFive is there a license fill-in-the-blank on that #scamazon link?

    Theres your answer 😂

    And frankly, fuck landlords.

  16. @StarkRG @LoganFive is there a license fill-in-the-blank on that #scamazon link?

    Theres your answer 😂

    And frankly, fuck landlords.

  17. @StarkRG @LoganFive is there a license fill-in-the-blank on that #scamazon link?

    Theres your answer 😂

    And frankly, fuck landlords.

  18. My first joke in this thread went over like a Led Zeppelin, so let's try Take Two:
    @TheBreadmonkey, @LoganFive, and @adhdeanasl walk in to a bar owned by @Alice .
    She tells them," I just watched "It's a Wonderful Life," last night and I don't need any characters in my bar, and she throws them out.
    Now finish the joke.
    (PS: My mom went to school with the actor who played Nick the bartender in the film.)
    #MastodonGames #FediverseFun #Jokes #Humor #Humour #FediverseFunFarm #FinishTheJoke