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#overheardintheelevator
" I guess you're wondering why I called you all here"

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On the phone:

"Yes, I'm in the right elevator! Where else would I be? Where are you? You said,you were here first. I don't see you. What do you say? There are more? Where? Wait! I can't get out? So, where should I have gone instead? Not so fast! Yes. Yes! That's what I did. I told you: I'm here & you are not. So what are we doing about this? Hello? Are you still there? Does anyone know where ... the other elevator is? We wanted to meet there"

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"Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate"
- "It is too late for me, son"

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"I must obey my master"
- "I will not turn"

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"Did you press the stop button?"
"No, did you?"

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"You seem a little on edge"
- "Not at all"
"I haven't felt you that tense since we fell in that nest of gundarks."
"You fell into that nightmare, master. I rescued you - remember?"
"Yes. You're sweating. Relax. Take a deep breath"
"I haven't seen her in ten years, master"

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"You've got me. Well done. You're too clever for me."
- "We were warned about this in basic training. All workers have to be versed in company promotion. Right, fire away, ask your questions. If it gets me to Floor five hundred I'll do anything."
"Why, what happens on Floor five hundred?"
- "The walls are made of gold. And you should know, Mister Management. So, this is what we do."

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"Er, this is going to sound daft, but can you tell me where I am?"
- "Floor One Three Nine. Could they write it any bigger?"
"Floor one three nine of what?"
- "Must've been a hell of a party. You're on Satellite Five."
"What's Satellite Five."
- "Come on, how could you get on board without knowing where you are?"
"Look at me. I'm stupid."
- "Hold on, wait a minute. Are you a test? Some sort of management test kind of thing?"

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"I need to go to interface. Which level do you wanna go, Mister?"
- "Strategy."
"Hm?"
- "Second floor. I'm Peter by the way."
"So, Peter, tell me, what's on fourth floor?"
- "Management. But no one ever goes there. At least no one I know."

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"Oh, I'm so... I did not mean to interrupt."
- "No problem. Don't you usually have the little tablet thingy with you?"
"Yeah. Uh, I usually do."
- "Is there something else, or..."
"I used to be a Webelo."
- "And?"
"Um, the Webelos... Cub Scouts? Your Brownie patch."
- "Oh! Oh, yeah. No, I... I actually found that online. It's kitschy, right? I was gonna put it on one of my jackets."
"Oh, that's... Oh, that's, uh... Yeah, that's cool."

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I should NOT have had that bean burrito with my coffee for breakfast

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What happens in the elevator, stays in the elevator - but since we are currently in one ...

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“Whoever smelt it dealt it!” 💨

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Astrometrics lab

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Twang!!! Twang!!! Screech... Twang!!!!!

"Uh oh!"