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“He’s fancy! He ordered mozzarella sticks for appetizers. Didn’t even look at the price, Daddy!”
“You hold on to that man, sweet pea. He’s a keeper.”Inspired by:
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She likes to regale her dates with the original European folk tales … before they got sanitized by children’s authors.
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CW: AI-generated image
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'Merican Heesoos ... the real Messiah of America ...
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It’s the kind of gloriously good BM that makes you see a number of deities.
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“You are the worst kind of person in the universe!”
“Universe? I don’t think you can factually back up your claim.” -
I love that my fur heater doesn't mind when I put my feet under it while working.
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It appears the Idiot met with someone who wouldn't buy what he was selling.
Summits be like that.
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This video made my day.
It is a shameless promo hidden as a lesson … but it is adorable.
As you may know, Elmo doesn’t like Rocco, because Rocco is just a rock.
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“Violent Night” is an amazing Christmas movie. It asks the question, “What if Santa Claus got tired of being a jolly giver of gifts and went back to his roots … of being a winter war god?” It is definitely a super duper great Christmas movie.
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“Are the walls dancing?”
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“I let a demon take a couple of hits of this one a couple of years ago. He’s still high.”
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They call it Metaphysical because it’ll make you experience higher dimensional existences.