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  1. @LoganFive you don't check mastodon for ONE day and it happens to be on #ButtholeDay 😞
    Lol

  2. I just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone who helped make Butthole Day happen yesterday. We made it to #3 of the trending toots! Which just goes to show you, never let anyone tell you that you can't achieve your dreams.

    #ButtholeDay
    mastodon.social/@trendytoots/1

  3. @catsnfats @the_etrain Yeah, I was starting to think that. Declaring #ButtholeDay on the Fediverse is like declaring #LinuxDay on the Fediverse. What day ISN’T Linux Day? Or Butthole Day? But it was all still fun.

    October 23rd is officially butthole day.

  4. @Aphelion Careful, there are a lot of buttholes out there today for international #ButtholeDay .

  5. "Good Spirit," Scrooge pursued, as down upon the ground he fell before it. "Your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shewn me, by an altered life!"

    The kind hand trembled.

    "I will honor #ButtholeDay in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh tell me, I may sponge away the writing on this stone!"

  6. @TheBreadmonkey Thanks Ben! Also, I’m sorry you had to deal with all those people disagreeing with you. I think it was the #ButtholeDay I started.

    And I genuinely think you’re a wonderful and hilarious person too!

  7. sadly i will not be participating in #ButtHoleDay

    i am not really into butts and getting a good pic of mine is really hard

    sorry to all of you clamoring for vanta hole pics lmao

  8. “I’m not saying he’s uptight, but if you stick a piece of coal on his butthole, 15 minutes later, you’ll have a diamond”

    #ButtHoleDay

  9. “You only bleach your butthole? Sweetie! That’s so 2010s! You gotta recondition it also!”

    #ButtHoleDay

  10. @beaveinflow This is perfect for International #ButtholeDay today. Thank you @Stoned_Deva_ for the reminder.

  11. I remember the time I was attending a lesson and the young person sitting next to me was writing a poem about their partner's butthole, it was the cutest I've ever read

    #ButtholeDay