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  1. Avoid being pestered by wasps at theme parks by taking a small child and smearing them with jam.

    Follow me for other tips.

    #toptips #followme #keepshining

  2. The user is the problem. Just tell them to use a better browser or change their colour depth. Tell your users to do better.
    #TopTips
    muffin.industries/@wayback_exe

  3. Spotted elsewhere, but worth a toot. #LifeHacks #2025 edition:
    * If #PeterThiel is involved, avoid it
    * If it's #opt_in , it'll be #mandatory soon
    * If #AI is involved, it is #profiling you
    * If #BigTech says it's for safety, it isn't
    * If it demands a #facialscan walk away
    * If it's "for your safety", it likely won't end well for you
    #TopTips

  4. Spotted elsewhere, but worth a toot. #LifeHacks #2025 edition:
    * If #PeterThiel is involved, avoid it
    * If it's #opt_in , it'll be #mandatory soon
    * If #AI is involved, it is #profiling you
    * If #BigTech says it's for safety, it isn't
    * If it demands a #facialscan walk away
    * If it's "for your safety", it likely won't end well for you
    #TopTips

  5. Spotted elsewhere, but worth a toot. #LifeHacks #2025 edition:
    * If #PeterThiel is involved, avoid it
    * If it's #opt_in , it'll be #mandatory soon
    * If #AI is involved, it is #profiling you
    * If #BigTech says it's for safety, it isn't
    * If it demands a #facialscan walk away
    * If it's "for your safety", it likely won't end well for you
    #TopTips

  6. Spotted elsewhere, but worth a toot. #LifeHacks #2025 edition:
    * If #PeterThiel is involved, avoid it
    * If it's #opt_in , it'll be #mandatory soon
    * If #AI is involved, it is #profiling you
    * If #BigTech says it's for safety, it isn't
    * If it demands a #facialscan walk away
    * If it's "for your safety", it likely won't end well for you
    #TopTips

  7. Today’s goal: nap
    First nap achieved. More to follow.

    It’s important to set yourself achievable goals.

    #TopTips
    💁

  8. Laiks atgādināt visiem, ka vasara ir nevis tad, kad ir silts, bet tad, kad ir daudz naudas.

    #toptips

  9. @a @TheBreadmonkey failing the arrival of British Bakeoff assistance, fashion a ladder with the bed sheets.

    #TopTips

  10. #TopTips with Essjax #736

    🔥🔥🔥 Never fry with superhot oil while barefoot 🔥🔥🔥

  11. O-nigiri (rice balls) is a very different experience from oni-giri (demon fog) so watch out for that tho.

    #TopTips

  12. NEW on the blog:
    Introducing my guide to buying the holy grail – aka COMFORTABLE sexy lingerie.

    Includes an honest reflection on my personal body issues, & absolutely ZERO product recommendations.

    carasutra.com/2024/11/your-gui

    #Blogger #UKblog #lingerie #BuyersGuide #TopTips #SexBlogger

  13. NEW on the blog:
    Introducing my guide to buying the holy grail – aka COMFORTABLE sexy lingerie.

    Includes an honest reflection on my personal body issues, & absolutely ZERO product recommendations.

    carasutra.com/2024/11/your-gui

    #Blogger #UKblog #lingerie #BuyersGuide #TopTips #SexBlogger

  14. NEW on the blog:
    Introducing my guide to buying the holy grail – aka COMFORTABLE sexy lingerie.

    Includes an honest reflection on my personal body issues, & absolutely ZERO product recommendations.

    carasutra.com/2024/11/your-gui

    #Blogger #UKblog #lingerie #BuyersGuide #TopTips #SexBlogger

  15. NEW on the blog:
    Introducing my guide to buying the holy grail – aka COMFORTABLE sexy lingerie.

    Includes an honest reflection on my personal body issues, & absolutely ZERO product recommendations.

    carasutra.com/2024/11/your-gui

    #Blogger #UKblog #lingerie #BuyersGuide #TopTips #SexBlogger

  16. NEW on the blog:
    Introducing my guide to buying the holy grail – aka COMFORTABLE sexy lingerie.

    Includes an honest reflection on my personal body issues, & absolutely ZERO product recommendations.

    carasutra.com/2024/11/your-gui

    #Blogger #UKblog #lingerie #BuyersGuide #TopTips #SexBlogger

  17. CW: Photo of food (Irish Colcannon)

    @niamhgarvey

    Fabulous!!!

    Colcannon is a favourite in our house too...especially if it includes leeks 😋

    #TopTips

    Bake rather than boil the potatoes.
    Use a potato ricer or passetout.
    Use only good butter...no milk or cream.

  18. If your human is having trouble sleeping at night, try smearing a little minty-paste on their teeth and gums!
    #Humans #TopTips #DefinitelyNotAliens

  19. 1: Order something online
    2: Do this 5 mins later until it arrives

    #HowToOrderOnline
    #TopTips

  20. I call this one the bow and arrow theory.

    When ever you feel like life is dragging you backwards. Remember that just like a bow and arrow, you draw back the arrow so you can fire it forwards.

    To kill someone.

    Follow me for more top tips.

    #TopTips

  21. Use your #Newton to place a call by... putting your phone on the Newton. #TopTips #RetroComputing

  22. My #septum #piercing was at 6mm
    Years ago I got a double flared 6mm - internal - plug in there.

    The ‘flare' means that the ends are wider than the middle.

    Some years later I tried to remove it

    While the internal diameter was 6mm, the piercing had shrunk to just that.
    The double flare was a problem. A very #painful #problem.

    In the end, it took #pain, #emla, a whole evening, pain, watery eyes, pain to get it out.

    Never EVER put a double flared plug into a #septum

    #bodyart #toptips

  23. Top tip: Did you buy an electronic flosser? They’re awful and painful for flossing teeth but they’re fantastic at cleaning the grouting on shower tiles #TopTips #TipTops #ToothTips #TheToothIsOutThere #LoadOfOldFloss #FlossOnTheMind #MillOnTheFloss #FlossWeekly #FlossWeakly

  24. Top tip: Did you buy an electronic flosser? They’re awful and painful for flossing teeth but they’re fantastic at cleaning the grouting on shower tiles #TopTips #TipTops #ToothTips #TheToothIsOutThere #LoadOfOldFloss #FlossOnTheMind #MillOnTheFloss #FlossWeekly #FlossWeakly

  25. Top tip: Did you buy an electronic flosser? They’re awful and painful for flossing teeth but they’re fantastic at cleaning the grouting on shower tiles #TopTips #TipTops #ToothTips #TheToothIsOutThere #LoadOfOldFloss #FlossOnTheMind #MillOnTheFloss #FlossWeekly #FlossWeakly

  26. Top tip: Did you buy an electronic flosser? They’re awful and painful for flossing teeth but they’re fantastic at cleaning the grouting on shower tiles #TopTips #TipTops #ToothTips #TheToothIsOutThere #LoadOfOldFloss #FlossOnTheMind #MillOnTheFloss #FlossWeekly #FlossWeakly

  27. Top tip: Did you buy an electronic flosser? They’re awful and painful for flossing teeth but they’re fantastic at cleaning the grouting on shower tiles #TopTips #TipTops #ToothTips #TheToothIsOutThere #LoadOfOldFloss #FlossOnTheMind #MillOnTheFloss #FlossWeekly #FlossWeakly

  28. Fancy a #GnT but you're fresh out of T? Have a #GnG and save yourself some valuable time!
    Finish early, let the hangover start before bed and you'll sleep it off, ready to start fresh the next morning!
    #TopTips

  29. If you replace all your home’s internal doors with bookcases on hinges and wheels, then you gain loads of extra storage space, and every room becomes a secret lair! #TopTips

  30. There I was taking pics of ye olde iPad from my phone (cheapest and easiest method of image file lo-tech transfer) :RedCrystalHeart: :aplauso: :ablobpeek:
    #toptips #photos 🦞😎:ablobcool:

  31. @ChrisMayLA6

    #TopTips for #UK #Royals:

    1. Just take the money/bling/palaces and shut (the fcuk) up until you're (inevitably) #abolished.

    2. Have a #PlanB in case you're abolished while you're still alive.

    3. Definitely do the "shut up" part of number 1.

    4. Try not to be sex offenders (covering it up can cost a fortune).

  32. @ChrisMayLA6

    #TopTips for #UK #Royals:

    1. Just take the money/bling/palaces and shut (the fcuk) up until you're (inevitably) #abolished.

    2. Have a #PlanB in case you're abolished while you're still alive.

    3. Definitely do the "shut up" part of number 1.

    4. Try not to be sex offenders (covering it up can cost a fortune).

  33. @ChrisMayLA6

    #TopTips for #UK #Royals:

    1. Just take the money/bling/palaces and shut (the fcuk) up until you're (inevitably) #abolished.

    2. Have a #PlanB in case you're abolished while you're still alive.

    3. Definitely do the "shut up" part of number 1.

    4. Try not to be sex offenders (covering it up can cost a fortune).

  34. @ChrisMayLA6

    #TopTips for #UK #Royals:

    1. Just take the money/bling/palaces and shut (the fcuk) up until you're (inevitably) #abolished.

    2. Have a #PlanB in case you're abolished while you're still alive.

    3. Definitely do the "shut up" part of number 1.

    4. Try not to be sex offenders (covering it up can cost a fortune).

  35. #TopTips - People who scrape the excess butter off their knife on the inside of the butter container leaving toast crumbs and crap in there - did you know that you could simply just fuckn NOT?
    #ItsSoEasy
    #BetterLivingEveryone

  36. #TopTips - People who scrape the excess butter off their knife on the inside of the butter container leaving toast crumbs and crap in there - did you know that you could simply just fuckn NOT?
    #ItsSoEasy
    #BetterLivingEveryone

  37. #TopTips - People who scrape the excess butter off their knife on the inside of the butter container leaving toast crumbs and crap in there - did you know that you could simply just fuckn NOT?
    #ItsSoEasy
    #BetterLivingEveryone

  38. #TopTips - People who scrape the excess butter off their knife on the inside of the butter container leaving toast crumbs and crap in there - did you know that you could simply just fuckn NOT?
    #ItsSoEasy
    #BetterLivingEveryone

  39. #TopTips - People who scrape the excess butter off their knife on the inside of the butter container leaving toast crumbs and crap in there - did you know that you could simply just fuckn NOT?
    #ItsSoEasy
    #BetterLivingEveryone

  40. #TopTips Simply burp the words "excuse me" to save valuable time at this busy time of year.
    #BetterLivingEveryone

  41. #TopTips instead of splashing out on expensive binoculars, simply move closer to the object you wish to view.
    #BetterLivingEveryone