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when you are a free software developer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDDukLyXY-M

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when you are a free software developer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDDukLyXY-M

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when the boss says you can work from anywhere

#jokes #developerjokes #programmerjokes #meme #developer #programmer #developers

when the boss says you can work from anywhere

#jokes #developerjokes #programmerjokes #meme #developer #programmer #developers

#DKIM #email #sysadmin #backend #programmerjokes

#DKIM #email #sysadmin #backend #programmerjokes

There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.

#ProgrammingHumor #TechFun #ProgrammerJokes

There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.

#ProgrammingHumor #TechFun #ProgrammerJokes

What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.

#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes

What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.

#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes

A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".

#BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor

A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".

#BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy

What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy

Why do Pythonists hate whitespace?
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It makes their code snakey.

#ProgrammerJokes #DeveloperHumor #BadJokes

Why do Pythonists hate whitespace?
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It makes their code snakey.

#ProgrammerJokes #DeveloperHumor #BadJokes

What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.

#DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes #DevJokes

What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.

#DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes #DevJokes

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Because light attracts bugs!

#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Because light attracts bugs!

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I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #DevJokes

I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #DevJokes

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
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A cursor.

#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #NerdHumor

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
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A cursor.

#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #NerdHumor

Why did the HTTP request have trust issues with its friends?
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It was insecure.

#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy

Why did the HTTP request have trust issues with its friends?
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It was insecure.

#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy

How do programmers celebrate birthdays?
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They throw exceptions.

#CodingHumor #TechComedy #ProgrammerJokes

How do programmers celebrate birthdays?
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They throw exceptions.

#CodingHumor #TechComedy #ProgrammerJokes

As a programmer, my 10 favorite things are...
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Passing tests and binary number representations.

#ProgrammerHumor #DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes

As a programmer, my 10 favorite things are...
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Passing tests and binary number representations.

#ProgrammerHumor #DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes

I have this awesome joke about !false...
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It's funny, because it's true.

#CodingHumor #NerdHumor #ProgrammerJokes

I have this awesome joke about !false...
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It's funny, because it's true.

#CodingHumor #NerdHumor #ProgrammerJokes

Before LLMs:
Coding: 3 hours
Debugging: 1 hour
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After LLMs:
Coding: 3 minutes
Debugging: 1 week

#TechComedy #ProgrammerJokes #TechFun

Before LLMs:
Coding: 3 hours
Debugging: 1 hour
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After LLMs:
Coding: 3 minutes
Debugging: 1 week

#TechComedy #ProgrammerJokes #TechFun

What's a computer's favorite workout?
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Disk lifting.

#CodingHumor #CodingJokes #ProgrammerJokes

What's a computer's favorite workout?
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Disk lifting.

#CodingHumor #CodingJokes #ProgrammerJokes

Why was the OOP programmer so optimistic for their future?
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They had an inheritance.

#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #DeveloperHumor

Why was the OOP programmer so optimistic for their future?
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They had an inheritance.

#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #DeveloperHumor

I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.

#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor

I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.

#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor

What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.

#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes

What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.

#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React.

#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React.

#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.

#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.

#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts

What did the programmer say to his dog?
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Fetch()!

#DeveloperJokes #NerdHumor #ProgrammerJokes

What did the programmer say to his dog?
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Fetch()!

#DeveloperJokes #NerdHumor #ProgrammerJokes

I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.

#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor