#codingjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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🤔 So you decided to create your own programming language because, why not? It's not like we have enough of those already, right? 😜 Fear not, amateur linguists: the author assures us it's "easier but harder," which is super helpful! 🙄 Oh, and don't hold your breath for this "not another CC/Rust killer" to ever actually exist. 😂
https://lisyarus.github.io/blog/posts/making-your-own-programming-language.html #programminglanguage #humor #technews #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So you decided to create your own programming language because, why not? It's not like we have enough of those already, right? 😜 Fear not, amateur linguists: the author assures us it's "easier but harder," which is super helpful! 🙄 Oh, and don't hold your breath for this "not another CC/Rust killer" to ever actually exist. 😂
https://lisyarus.github.io/blog/posts/making-your-own-programming-language.html #programminglanguage #humor #technews #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So you decided to create your own programming language because, why not? It's not like we have enough of those already, right? 😜 Fear not, amateur linguists: the author assures us it's "easier but harder," which is super helpful! 🙄 Oh, and don't hold your breath for this "not another CC/Rust killer" to ever actually exist. 😂
https://lisyarus.github.io/blog/posts/making-your-own-programming-language.html #programminglanguage #humor #technews #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So you decided to create your own programming language because, why not? It's not like we have enough of those already, right? 😜 Fear not, amateur linguists: the author assures us it's "easier but harder," which is super helpful! 🙄 Oh, and don't hold your breath for this "not another CC/Rust killer" to ever actually exist. 😂
https://lisyarus.github.io/blog/posts/making-your-own-programming-language.html #programminglanguage #humor #technews #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So you decided to create your own programming language because, why not? It's not like we have enough of those already, right? 😜 Fear not, amateur linguists: the author assures us it's "easier but harder," which is super helpful! 🙄 Oh, and don't hold your breath for this "not another CC/Rust killer" to ever actually exist. 😂
https://lisyarus.github.io/blog/posts/making-your-own-programming-language.html #programminglanguage #humor #technews #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated -
Tại sao tôi cảm thấy mình đang code cho AI? 🤖 Câu hỏi hài hước khi dự án mã nguồn mở của tôi có 11 lượt xem nhưng 52 lượt clone. Có lẽ AI đang chăm chỉ học code hơn con người? 😂 #AI #LậpTrình #MãNguồnMở #TechHumor #CodingJokes
https://www.reddit.com/r/opensource/comments/1qql22h/why_do_i_feel_im_coding_for_ai/
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🔥 Oh, the bravery of our keyboard warrior, valiantly battling the evils of #Tailwind with the ancient wisdom of high school CSS! 😂 Clearly, if you dare use a framework, you're nothing more than a mere mortal in the godly realm of div centering. But don’t worry—unless your paycheck depends on it, of course. 💼
https://fuckyouiwontusetailwind.com #keyboardwarrior #CSS #humor #webdevelopment #divcentering #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Oh, the bravery of our keyboard warrior, valiantly battling the evils of #Tailwind with the ancient wisdom of high school CSS! 😂 Clearly, if you dare use a framework, you're nothing more than a mere mortal in the godly realm of div centering. But don’t worry—unless your paycheck depends on it, of course. 💼
https://fuckyouiwontusetailwind.com #keyboardwarrior #CSS #humor #webdevelopment #divcentering #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Oh, the bravery of our keyboard warrior, valiantly battling the evils of #Tailwind with the ancient wisdom of high school CSS! 😂 Clearly, if you dare use a framework, you're nothing more than a mere mortal in the godly realm of div centering. But don’t worry—unless your paycheck depends on it, of course. 💼
https://fuckyouiwontusetailwind.com #keyboardwarrior #CSS #humor #webdevelopment #divcentering #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Oh, the bravery of our keyboard warrior, valiantly battling the evils of #Tailwind with the ancient wisdom of high school CSS! 😂 Clearly, if you dare use a framework, you're nothing more than a mere mortal in the godly realm of div centering. But don’t worry—unless your paycheck depends on it, of course. 💼
https://fuckyouiwontusetailwind.com #keyboardwarrior #CSS #humor #webdevelopment #divcentering #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤦♂️ Oh, bless your heart, darling, for thinking you've discovered the secret sauce of the tech universe with "Sanitizer API = setHTML()". 🎉 Welcome to 2005, where tech revelations are just rehashing ancient #JavaScript magic tricks. 🚀 Now, do tell us more about your groundbreaking research on the "click" event. 🐢
https://frederikbraun.de/why-sethtml.html #techhumor #webdevelopment #nostalgia #APIinnovation #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤦♂️ Oh, bless your heart, darling, for thinking you've discovered the secret sauce of the tech universe with "Sanitizer API = setHTML()". 🎉 Welcome to 2005, where tech revelations are just rehashing ancient #JavaScript magic tricks. 🚀 Now, do tell us more about your groundbreaking research on the "click" event. 🐢
https://frederikbraun.de/why-sethtml.html #techhumor #webdevelopment #nostalgia #APIinnovation #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤦♂️ Oh, bless your heart, darling, for thinking you've discovered the secret sauce of the tech universe with "Sanitizer API = setHTML()". 🎉 Welcome to 2005, where tech revelations are just rehashing ancient #JavaScript magic tricks. 🚀 Now, do tell us more about your groundbreaking research on the "click" event. 🐢
https://frederikbraun.de/why-sethtml.html #techhumor #webdevelopment #nostalgia #APIinnovation #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤦♂️ Oh, bless your heart, darling, for thinking you've discovered the secret sauce of the tech universe with "Sanitizer API = setHTML()". 🎉 Welcome to 2005, where tech revelations are just rehashing ancient #JavaScript magic tricks. 🚀 Now, do tell us more about your groundbreaking research on the "click" event. 🐢
https://frederikbraun.de/why-sethtml.html #techhumor #webdevelopment #nostalgia #APIinnovation #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🧠 Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! 🤓🔧 Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! 🥪💻
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🧠 Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! 🤓🔧 Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! 🥪💻
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🧠 Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! 🤓🔧 Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! 🥪💻
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🧠 Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! 🤓🔧 Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! 🥪💻
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 Wow, someone's been busy reinventing the wheel with a "lightning-fast" ELF linker. 🙄 Because what we really needed was another piece of software none of us asked for. 🔧💤
https://github.com/ziglang/zig/pull/25299 #reinventingthewheel #lightningfast #ELFlinker #softwaredevelopment #techhumor #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 Wow, someone's been busy reinventing the wheel with a "lightning-fast" ELF linker. 🙄 Because what we really needed was another piece of software none of us asked for. 🔧💤
https://github.com/ziglang/zig/pull/25299 #reinventingthewheel #lightningfast #ELFlinker #softwaredevelopment #techhumor #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 Wow, someone's been busy reinventing the wheel with a "lightning-fast" ELF linker. 🙄 Because what we really needed was another piece of software none of us asked for. 🔧💤
https://github.com/ziglang/zig/pull/25299 #reinventingthewheel #lightningfast #ELFlinker #softwaredevelopment #techhumor #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 Wow, someone's been busy reinventing the wheel with a "lightning-fast" ELF linker. 🙄 Because what we really needed was another piece of software none of us asked for. 🔧💤
https://github.com/ziglang/zig/pull/25299 #reinventingthewheel #lightningfast #ELFlinker #softwaredevelopment #techhumor #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🎨 Apparently, drawing squiggly lines to explain Git is now a presidential skill. This 'Weave' method sounds like a yarn-spinning contest, minus the yarn. 🤔 If only Git branches were as "highly educated" as someone we know. 😂
https://daverupert.com/2025/08/git-diagramming-the-weave/ #GitSquigglyLines #WeaveMethod #PresidentialSkills #TechHumor #CodingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🎨 Apparently, drawing squiggly lines to explain Git is now a presidential skill. This 'Weave' method sounds like a yarn-spinning contest, minus the yarn. 🤔 If only Git branches were as "highly educated" as someone we know. 😂
https://daverupert.com/2025/08/git-diagramming-the-weave/ #GitSquigglyLines #WeaveMethod #PresidentialSkills #TechHumor #CodingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🎨 Apparently, drawing squiggly lines to explain Git is now a presidential skill. This 'Weave' method sounds like a yarn-spinning contest, minus the yarn. 🤔 If only Git branches were as "highly educated" as someone we know. 😂
https://daverupert.com/2025/08/git-diagramming-the-weave/ #GitSquigglyLines #WeaveMethod #PresidentialSkills #TechHumor #CodingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🎨 Apparently, drawing squiggly lines to explain Git is now a presidential skill. This 'Weave' method sounds like a yarn-spinning contest, minus the yarn. 🤔 If only Git branches were as "highly educated" as someone we know. 😂
https://daverupert.com/2025/08/git-diagramming-the-weave/ #GitSquigglyLines #WeaveMethod #PresidentialSkills #TechHumor #CodingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍
https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl #developerhumor #techabstraction #typesafedsl #codingjokes #softwaredevelopment #complexityoverload #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍
https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl #developerhumor #techabstraction #typesafedsl #codingjokes #softwaredevelopment #complexityoverload #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍
https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl #developerhumor #techabstraction #typesafedsl #codingjokes #softwaredevelopment #complexityoverload #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍
https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl #developerhumor #techabstraction #typesafedsl #codingjokes #softwaredevelopment #complexityoverload #HackerNews #ngated -
Two things that never get along.
"It'll be done by Friday" – Famous last words.🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/deadline-programmer-t-shirt/
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MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running #CodingJokes on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.
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MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running #CodingJokes on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.
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MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running #CodingJokes on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.
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MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running #CodingJokes on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.” -
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.” -
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.” -
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.” -
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”