#codingjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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🤔 So you decided to create your own programming language because, why not? It's not like we have enough of those already, right? 😜 Fear not, amateur linguists: the author assures us it's "easier but harder," which is super helpful! 🙄 Oh, and don't hold your breath for this "not another CC/Rust killer" to ever actually exist. 😂
https://lisyarus.github.io/blog/posts/making-your-own-programming-language.html #programminglanguage #humor #technews #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Oh, the bravery of our keyboard warrior, valiantly battling the evils of #Tailwind with the ancient wisdom of high school CSS! 😂 Clearly, if you dare use a framework, you're nothing more than a mere mortal in the godly realm of div centering. But don’t worry—unless your paycheck depends on it, of course. 💼
https://fuckyouiwontusetailwind.com #keyboardwarrior #CSS #humor #webdevelopment #divcentering #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🧠 Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! 🤓🔧 Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! 🥪💻
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.” -
Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O. -
What's a computer's favorite workout?
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Disk lifting. -
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React. -
"Why was the computer programmer always happy?
Because he found the coding error and gave it a byte of its own medicine!
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