#devhumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #devhumor, aggregated by home.social.
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CAVE IDVS MARTIAS. Someone carved it on a Roman wall two thousand years ago. Someone else scratched underneath: "That's our release date." Developers and soothsayers have a lot in common.
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git push origin main on a Friday afternoon. The crowd gathered to watch the show. We've all been there.
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RuboCop: Layout/LineLength: Line is too long. [81/80]. One character. The centurion is not amused.
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Other devs have rubber ducks. Rubyconians have marble busts. Explain your bug to Matz. He Is nice, he will understand.
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Other devs have rubber ducks. Rubyconians have marble busts. Explain your bug to Matz. He Is nice, he will understand.
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Your iPhone battery after the iOS 26.1 update: *aggressively depletes*.
Apple: 'Nothing to see here, folks, perfectly normal performance!' 🍎
If this is 'normal,' what exactly qualifies as 'abnormal' these days? Share your worst post-update battery horror stories!
#iOS #BatteryGate #TechProblems #AppleUpdates #DevHumor
https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/ios-26-1-draining-your-iphones-battery-apple-says-its-normal/#ftag=CAD590a51e -
The U.S. government and startups: It's not Facebook official, but TechCrunch says it's getting 'complicated.' Equity co-hosts unpack the challenges. Is it just me, or does 'complicated relationship' always mean 'we need more docs' that nobody reads anyway?
https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/04/startups-and-the-u-s-government-its-getting-complicated/
#Startups #Government #TechPolicy #EquityPodcast #DevHumor -
Ah, the noble quest to master Git! 🙄 Behold, a listicle that assumes developers have the attention span of a goldfish 🐠, detailing commands that even a brain-dead potato could memorize. Marvel as it regurgitates the same commands every coder already knows, pretending it’s solving world hunger. 🍽️
https://jsdev.space/15-git-commands/ #GitMastery #GoldfishAttention #DevHumor #CodingStruggles #ListicleFails #HackerNews #ngated -
Dear Gradle, Why So Stubborn?
Do I do something wrong?Watching juniors try to set up a project and being greeted by cryptic stack traces like it's some kind of initiation ritual.
`Unsupported class file major version 61`
`invalid CEN header zip64 no access package`, ...Java can compile code for older versions just fine.
It's literally designed for that.
Oh why, must Gradle behave like a bitter librarian who refuses to hand over a book unless I whisper the exact Dewey Decimal Code?
Every other Language will laugh again at java, seeing this.💡 Why is Gradle bound to a java version? And if Gradle knows it needs Java 11… why doesn't it just do this for me?
Like using `/usr/libexec/java_home -v 11` in background?🤖 Is there a clean way to force Gradle into submission without adding another tool like SDKMAN or jabba or YunaBraska/gradle-java-fix or whatever the trendy painkiller of the week is?
#Java #Gradle #BuildTools #DevHumor #DeveloperProblems #JDK #ProgrammingPain #CleanCode #SoftwareEngineering #OpenJDK #CodeNewbie #BackendDev #BuildFails
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Why decorate a real tree when you can 'docker run' one? 🎄✨ Meet XmasTree: blinking lights, zero cleanup, 100% festive geekery. 🌟
🎁 https://github.com/pointless-code/xmas-tree
#Docker #XmasTree #ASCIIArt #DevHumor #HolidayHacks #TerminalMagic #Geekmas #CodeChristmas #pointless