#programmerhumor — Public Fediverse posts
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What it means when a developer states: It works on my machine.
#programming #devhumor #programmerhumor
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Oh, joy! 🤔 Another Java Enhancement Proposal that promises to revolutionize coding by ensuring fields are initialized before reading (because apparently, we can't trust programmers not to mess that up). 🤦♂️ And don't worry, it's just a "preview" – because who needs stable features when you can have eternal beta testing? 🚀
https://openjdk.org/jeps/539 #JavaEnhancementProposal #JavaCoding #Standards #BetaTesting #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammerHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, joy! 🤔 Another Java Enhancement Proposal that promises to revolutionize coding by ensuring fields are initialized before reading (because apparently, we can't trust programmers not to mess that up). 🤦♂️ And don't worry, it's just a "preview" – because who needs stable features when you can have eternal beta testing? 🚀
https://openjdk.org/jeps/539 #JavaEnhancementProposal #JavaCoding #Standards #BetaTesting #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammerHumor #HackerNews #ngated