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What do you call a variable on a raft?
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A float. -
Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs. -
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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He didn't Node how to Express himself. -
Why did the web developer argue with their personal trainer?
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Too many cookies. -
What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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R! -
Why was the OOP programmer so optimistic for their future?
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They had an inheritance. -
Why was the composed object struggling financially?
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He had lost all of his inheritance. -
Why are Microsoft developers always stressed out?
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They're constantly on Edge. -
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer. -
I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.