#techlaughts — Public Fediverse posts
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The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why -
Being a developer is 10% writing code
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and 90% searching StackOverflow for what you just wrote. -
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25. -
What do you call a variable on a raft?
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A float. -
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, that's a hardware issue. -
Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root! -
Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs. -
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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He didn't Node how to Express himself. -
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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He didn't Node how to Express himself. -
Why did the web developer argue with their personal trainer?
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Too many cookies. -
What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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R! -
What's the scariest variable type?
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The BOOlean. -
Why are programmers bad at saving money?
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They burn through their cache. -
Why was the OOP programmer so optimistic for their future?
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They had an inheritance. -
Why was the composed object struggling financially?
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He had lost all of his inheritance. -
Why was the composed object struggling financially?
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He had lost all of his inheritance. -
Why are Microsoft developers always stressed out?
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They're constantly on Edge. -
Why are Microsoft developers always stressed out?
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They're constantly on Edge. -
Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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The instructions said: "Lather, rinse, repeat." -
What did the computer do when it was hungry?
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Had a byte to eat. -
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer. -
What's the second best career path for a tech-savvy spider?
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Building multi-threaded applications. -
Why did the function always get invited to parties?
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It was a class act. -
There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't. -
I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate. -
A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float". -
What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes. -
I had this amazing programming joke to tell you but...
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Well, nevermind. You wouldn't git it. -
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.” -
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator. -
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems. -
What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.