#nerdhumor — Public Fediverse posts

This one goes out to all you software developers. He didn't even recommend the --force-with-lease option, now that's what I call living on the dark side!

#StarWars #NerdHumor

So, uh,… Well, what’s the problem? 🤷‍♂️ That sign’s perfectly legible, right? 🙀😹#Typography #Letters #UpsideDown #NerdHumor cc @elliotjaystocks @letterror

I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."

16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.

Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅

#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis

After all this time looking for it!

#humor #math #foundontheinternet #nerdhumor

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TIL Die Ableitungen der Position heißen in der Physik:

- Geschwindigkeit = Änderung der Position
- Beschleunigung = Änderung der Geschwindigkeit
- Ruck (jerk) = Änderung der Beschleunigung
- snap = Änderung des Rucks
- crackle = Änderung von snap
- pop = Änderung von crackle

#Wissenschaft #Physik #Nerdhumor

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Wahrscheinlich steht da drin, wie man wieder raus kommt.
#nerdhumor

Naming schemes ...

I have my physical servers named after elements. Oxygen, silicon, neon, etc.)

Then came my virtual machines, that I named after jupiter moons (Europa, io, callisto, ganymede ... )

Now I found a proper naming scheme for my Routers as well .. 🙂

- Smallpox
- Measles
- Marburg
- Rabies
- Polio
...

Viruses 🦠

#nerdhumor #it #networking #router

Seven Day Sprint Adventists
Behold: A Minimum Viable Person

https://open.substack.com/pub/designthinkingcomic/p/seven-day-sprint-adventists

#scrum #agile #comic #nerdhumor

Ich bin ja der Meinung, dass Bitburger ein größeres Nerd-Publikum erreichen würde, wenn sie einen 8er-Pack verkaufen würden, der "Byte" heißt.

Gern geschehen.

#BitteAchtBit #nerdhumor

Was watching a tech stream earlier and got a good chuckle.

The presenter (I think purposely) pronounced Cory Doctorow as "Cory Doctor-Who"

#nerdHumor #nerdWhumour

Giggle.

#NerdHumor

:awesome: ✨️ 💫 🧠 The area of the anterior mid-cingular cortex is bigger in super-agers 👵🧓
Therefore, I’d say it’s fair to say this aged well 😏✨
🦆💨 Duck and cover…#nope #Neuroscience #SuperAgers #BrainScience #AgingWell #CognitiveHealth #NerdHumor :awesome: ✨ 💫

:awesome: ✨️ 💫 I hope that no anterior mid-cingulate cortices were shrunk while reading this… XD

I should not be allowed to internet ...

#Wordplay #NerdHumor #ComicStrip #VisualPun #SciFiParody #StarWars #YodaSpeak

One Ring

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/02/01/one-ring/

RE: https://mastodon.social/@skeptix_ev/115921030551528483

#nerdhumor

"Root," our fragment that takes over dealing with the body and mental mechanics, when the rest of us are fucked either because of emotions or intoxication: "What about the name Systemd instead?" Every other nerdy headmate in unison: "Fuck no." 😆 #linux #pluralgang #nerdhumor

🚀✈️ Ever wonder what it's like to measure #WWVB #Doppler #shifts mid-flight? It's about as thrilling as watching paint dry, but with more tech jargon and fewer frequent flyer miles. 😂📡 #WWVB #NerdGoals
https://greatscottgadgets.com/2025/10-31-receiving-wwvb-with-hackrf-pro/ #MidFlight #TechJargon #AviationThrills #NerdHumor #TechAdventures #HackerNews #ngated

#fun #it #nerdhumor

🚀 In a groundbreaking revelation, we discover that #FPGAs can fit in USB ports! 🙄 Apparently, playing with decades-old tech is "interesting" if you add enough jargon. 🦖 Who knew routing signals in a thumb drive was the pinnacle of innovation? 😅
https://danielmangum.com/posts/spi-routing-ice40-fpga/ #USBInnovation #TechTrends #SignalRouting #NerdHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Haha, this is funny. You probably know the ACID properties for databases: atomicity, consistency, isolation, durability. Turns out that /dev/null fulfills all four of them: https://jyu.dev/blog/why-dev-null-is-an-acid-compliant-database/ #nerdhumor

My son took a banana and pretended it was a phone. I took a pear and pushed the banana away and said: "Connection reset by peer".

I'm the only nerd in the house.

I'm the only one who laughed.

#nerdhumor #programming #coding #programminghumor

Edsger W. Dijkstra had a camper that he called his "Touring Machine". #DadJoke #NerdHumor