#programmingjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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🚀 Ah, the dream of turning off Rust's borrow checker—because nothing says "I'm a coding genius" like breaking one of the language's core features for a laugh. 😂 But never fear, the "youcan" crate's here to let you shoot yourself in the foot with both barrels! 💥
https://docs.rs/you-can/latest/you_can/attr.turn_off_the_borrow_checker.html #RustLang #YouCan #Crate #CodingHumor #BorrowChecker #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another package manager no one asked for, claiming to be faster than a caffeinated cheetah on a sugar high 🏃♂️💨. Written in #Zig, because why not? Apparently, it's 7,000x faster than Homebrew, but only if you squint hard enough and sacrifice a goat to the gods of #benchmarks 🐐🔮.
https://nanobrew.trilok.ai/ #packageManager #fasterThanHomebrew #techHumor #programmingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another package manager no one asked for, claiming to be faster than a caffeinated cheetah on a sugar high 🏃♂️💨. Written in #Zig, because why not? Apparently, it's 7,000x faster than Homebrew, but only if you squint hard enough and sacrifice a goat to the gods of #benchmarks 🐐🔮.
https://nanobrew.trilok.ai/ #packageManager #fasterThanHomebrew #techHumor #programmingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another package manager no one asked for, claiming to be faster than a caffeinated cheetah on a sugar high 🏃♂️💨. Written in #Zig, because why not? Apparently, it's 7,000x faster than Homebrew, but only if you squint hard enough and sacrifice a goat to the gods of #benchmarks 🐐🔮.
https://nanobrew.trilok.ai/ #packageManager #fasterThanHomebrew #techHumor #programmingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another package manager no one asked for, claiming to be faster than a caffeinated cheetah on a sugar high 🏃♂️💨. Written in #Zig, because why not? Apparently, it's 7,000x faster than Homebrew, but only if you squint hard enough and sacrifice a goat to the gods of #benchmarks 🐐🔮.
https://nanobrew.trilok.ai/ #packageManager #fasterThanHomebrew #techHumor #programmingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another package manager no one asked for, claiming to be faster than a caffeinated cheetah on a sugar high 🏃♂️💨. Written in #Zig, because why not? Apparently, it's 7,000x faster than Homebrew, but only if you squint hard enough and sacrifice a goat to the gods of #benchmarks 🐐🔮.
https://nanobrew.trilok.ai/ #packageManager #fasterThanHomebrew #techHumor #programmingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, yet another attempt to decrypt the Rosetta Stone of #coding - "literate programming." 📚💻 A literary masterpiece where everyone pretends to understand #Knuth, while secretly just hoping the comments make the code run faster. 🤦♂️ Spoiler alert: It’s like Shakespearean sonnets but for the terminally nerdy.
https://pqnelson.github.io/2024/05/29/literate-programming.html #literateprogramming #humor #techliterature #nerdculture #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, yet another attempt to decrypt the Rosetta Stone of #coding - "literate programming." 📚💻 A literary masterpiece where everyone pretends to understand #Knuth, while secretly just hoping the comments make the code run faster. 🤦♂️ Spoiler alert: It’s like Shakespearean sonnets but for the terminally nerdy.
https://pqnelson.github.io/2024/05/29/literate-programming.html #literateprogramming #humor #techliterature #nerdculture #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, yet another attempt to decrypt the Rosetta Stone of #coding - "literate programming." 📚💻 A literary masterpiece where everyone pretends to understand #Knuth, while secretly just hoping the comments make the code run faster. 🤦♂️ Spoiler alert: It’s like Shakespearean sonnets but for the terminally nerdy.
https://pqnelson.github.io/2024/05/29/literate-programming.html #literateprogramming #humor #techliterature #nerdculture #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, yet another attempt to decrypt the Rosetta Stone of #coding - "literate programming." 📚💻 A literary masterpiece where everyone pretends to understand #Knuth, while secretly just hoping the comments make the code run faster. 🤦♂️ Spoiler alert: It’s like Shakespearean sonnets but for the terminally nerdy.
https://pqnelson.github.io/2024/05/29/literate-programming.html #literateprogramming #humor #techliterature #nerdculture #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🧐🤦♂️ Behold, the most riveting mystery of our time: a URL in C that compiles! Apparently, https:// is just a cunningly disguised label. Who knew?! 🏆 Clearly, this revelation changes everything we knew about programming. 😂
https://susam.net/url-in-c.html #CProgramming #URLMystery #CodingHumor #TechRevelation #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🐍🤔 Oh no, #Python allocates integers on the heap! Quick, someone alert the media! 📢 As if the Python team hasn't been dealing with this trivial "discovery" since the dawn of time. Maybe next week we'll get to the bottom of why water is wet. 💧
https://zackoverflow.dev/writing/how-often-does-python-allocate/ #Heap #Memory #PythonCommunity #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because clearly everyone needs their very own Command Line Interface Übermensch to navigate the mind-boggling complexity of... writing basic scripts. 🙄 Why buy a tool when you can spend eons building a half-baked one with more acronyms than usefulness? 🛠️💡
https://martinfowler.com/articles/build-own-coding-agent.html #CommandLineInterface #ScriptWriting #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because clearly everyone needs their very own Command Line Interface Übermensch to navigate the mind-boggling complexity of... writing basic scripts. 🙄 Why buy a tool when you can spend eons building a half-baked one with more acronyms than usefulness? 🛠️💡
https://martinfowler.com/articles/build-own-coding-agent.html #CommandLineInterface #ScriptWriting #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because clearly everyone needs their very own Command Line Interface Übermensch to navigate the mind-boggling complexity of... writing basic scripts. 🙄 Why buy a tool when you can spend eons building a half-baked one with more acronyms than usefulness? 🛠️💡
https://martinfowler.com/articles/build-own-coding-agent.html #CommandLineInterface #ScriptWriting #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because clearly everyone needs their very own Command Line Interface Übermensch to navigate the mind-boggling complexity of... writing basic scripts. 🙄 Why buy a tool when you can spend eons building a half-baked one with more acronyms than usefulness? 🛠️💡
https://martinfowler.com/articles/build-own-coding-agent.html #CommandLineInterface #ScriptWriting #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Me, telling my brother about a hard day: "and I was facing a hard problem with my code at work, and I also had to take care of that leak I had failed to fix in --"
Him, thinking: "(surely that must be C code)"
Me: "-- the bathroom sink" -
A la la la la int64,
A la la la la int64 int64 li int64 int64 int64,
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Rex Wang rewrote Kafka in Rust, creating StoneMQ - a blazing-fast, efficient message queue.
#Rust #Kafka #rustlang #programmingjokes
https://wangjunfei.com/2025/06/18/Rewriting-Kafka-in-Rust-Async-Insights-and-Lessons-Learned/
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🖥️ Ah yes, because what the world really needed was yet another 'simple' programming language that promises to turn your browser into a coding paradise. 🌐 It's like someone thought, "How can we make coding even more like a PowerPoint presentation?" ❌🚀
https://tiki.li/apps/tut_learn.html?v=2505e #simpleprogramming #languages #codingparadise #browsercoding #techhumor #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
2B Or Not 2B? 🤔
Boolean logic meets Shakespeare.
if (2b || !2b) return "That is the question."🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/2b-or-not-2b-that-is-the-question/
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Why would anyone need a whole framework to pass a value into a constructor? 🤔 It's like hiring a team of architects to help you open a door. 🚪 Let’s face it, the real 'dependency injection' here is injecting #common #sense into tech discussions. 😂
http://rednafi.com/go/di_frameworks_bleh/ #dependencyinjection #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
No. 2820 programming meme #programmingjoke #code #coding #javascript #python #datascience #programming #programmer #joke #100daysofcode #webdev #webdevelopment #php #java #linux #css #programmingmemes #codinglife #codingpics #programmingjokes
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/arytadano10/status/1567994484675207168
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No. 2820 programming meme #programmingjoke #code #coding #javascript #python #datascience #programming #programmer #joke #100daysofcode #webdev #webdevelopment #php #java #linux #css #programmingmemes #codinglife #codingpics #programmingjokes
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/arytadano10/status/1567994484675207168
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No. 895 programming meme #programmingjoke #code #coding #javascript #python #datascience #programming #programmer #joke #100daysofcode #webdev #webdevelopment #php #java #linux #css #programmingmemes #codinglife #codingpics #programmingjokes
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mytrashcode/status/1404091204237611010
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RT @mytrashcode
No. 895 programming meme #programmingjoke #code #coding #javascript #python #datascience #programming #programmer #joke #100daysofcode #webdev #webdevelopment #php #java #linux #css #programmingmemes #codinglife #codingpics #programmingjokes
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mytrashcode/status/1404091204237611010
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No. 333 programming meme #programmingjoke #code #coding #javascript #python #datascience #programming #programmer #joke #100daysofcode #webdev #webdevelopment #php #java #linux #css #programmingmemes #codinglife #codingpics #programmingjokes
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mytrashcode/status/1297685062146756611
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What do you call a variable on a raft?
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Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React. -
It's been a long journey...
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🤓 Ah, yes, because everyone has been clamoring to handcraft their own one-time password algorithms instead of using the perfectly good ones that already exist. 🔧 Clearly, the pinnacle of tech wizardry is reinventing wheels that came pre-invented. 🛞
https://blog.dogac.dev/how-do-one-time-passwords-work/ #techhumor #reinventthewheel #cybersecurity #one-timepasswords #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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How do you spot a hipster programmer?
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How do trees access the internet?
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Why did the developer break up with their array?
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Why don't C++ programmers get lost?
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Why don't programmers like to golf?
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TypeScript is that friend who corrects your grammar in every conversation.
js: I have a number!
ts: Actually, that's an implicit any. Please specify a type.
js: But it works...
ts: For now 😈#TypeScript #JavaScript #CodingHumor #DeveloperLife #ProgrammingJokes #TechMemes #TypeSafety #CodeQuality #DevCommunity #FunnyProgramming
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A programmer is made up of:
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1% writing code
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Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O. -
My computer said my password is insecure.
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If it didn't have such strict requirements I bet it would be more confident. -
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
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Inheritance. -
Why do programmers hate sports?
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Too many sprints. -
Why did the programmer get a job at the pizzeria?
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He was good at slicing arrays. -
What's the scariest variable type?
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The BOOlean. -
Writing TODO comments in your code
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.
