#techcomedy — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #techcomedy, aggregated by home.social.
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🎉✨ Breaking news: MSI's latest feature gives SYSTEM privileges to anyone with a laptop and five seconds to spare! 🙄 Apparently, cybersecurity is so last year, and MSI has decided to revolutionize the industry by making hackers' jobs effortless. Kudos, MSI – you've truly set a new standard in unintentional tech comedy! 😂👏
https://mrbruh.com/msicenter/ #MSIsecurityfail #techcomedy #cybersecuritynews #hackernews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨Breaking News: #OpenAI, the benevolent overlords of AI, might generously gift a whole 5% to the US government. 🤝 Because nothing says 'independent innovation' like a #partnership with the bureaucratic brilliance of Washington. 🙄 #TechComedy
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jul/02/openai-stake-us-government-ai-sam-altman #News #USGovernment #TechComedy #AIInnovation #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, Microsoft's legendary sense of humor: like a dad joke wrapped in a #PowerPoint presentation 📊🙄. The real punchline? Believing anyone's still waiting for them to do something funny by 2026. 😂✨
https://gamesbymason.com/blog/2026/microsoft/ #Microsoft #Humor #DadJokes #TechComedy #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Imagine strapping rocket boosters to a tricycle and calling it a Ferrari. That's the kind of logic at play in this valiant defense of Forth's "eternal usefulness." 😂 Spoiler: It still trips over its own feet, but hey, at least it’s a funny show to watch! 🎭
https://im-just-lee.ing/forth-why-cb234c03.txt #ForthProgramming #TricycleHumor #RocketBoosters #TechComedy #EternalUsefulness #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, in a plot twist worthy of a tech comedy, two developers aim to revolutionize QUIC with yet another P2P protocol—because clearly, the world just can't get enough of those. 🎭 With an introduction as riveting as a LinkedIn bio and technical details that read like a bedtime story, this "vision" is a must-read... for insomniacs. 😴🔍
https://seemann.io/posts/2024-10-26---p2p-quic/ #techcomedy #P2Pprotocol #QUICinnovation #developerhumor #insomniacreads #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Oh, joy! A never-ending thesis on #MPTCP for #Linux that aspires to be both an encyclopedia and a tranquilizer. Apparently, if you’ve ever wanted to confuse yourself with TCP jargon while trying to nap, this is your golden ticket. 💤 #TechComedyGold
https://www.mptcp.dev/ #TechComedy #Humor #Networking #SleepyTech #HackerNews #ngated -
Chrome extension that replaces occurrences of 'the cloud' with 'my butt'
https://github.com/panicsteve/cloud-to-butt
#HackerNews #ChromeExtension #CloudToButt #Humor #TechComedy
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🚨 ALARM! 🚨 Someone let the Haskell nerds out of their cage, and now they're pretending to break memory safety with some esoteric gibberish. 😂 Spoiler alert: it's all hypothetical and involves more "unsafe" coercion than your cousin's dodgy car repair shop. 🚗🔧
https://welltypedwit.ch/posts/value-restriction #HaskellMemSafety #HaskellNerds #UnsafeCoercion #HypotheticalHumor #CarRepairJokes #TechComedy #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic quest for making #Rust run slower than a potato with a broken leg. 😂 Let's dive deep into the thrilling world of *deliberate inefficiency* and see if we can make a program slower than paint drying in a vacuum. Who knew Turing machines were the real speed demons? 🐢💨
https://medium.com/@carlmkadie/how-to-optimize-your-rust-program-for-slowness-eb2c1a64d184 #DeliberateInefficiency #TuringMachines #SlowComputing #ProgrammingHumor #TechComedy #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, here's another thrilling tale of "I tried #Coreboot and now my life is a tech comedy. 🤡" Watch as our hero bravely attempts to tackle the firmware equivalent of a Rubik's Cube on a Thinkpad T420—because who doesn't love a BIOS that promises to boost that antique to NASA levels? 🚀 Spoiler: It's not fun, and you'll need a PhD in masochism to enjoy the ride. 😂
https://lilysthings.org/blog/coreboot/ #TechComedy #ThinkpadT420 #FirmwareChallenges #BIOSHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate. -
What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm. -
The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
"I'll just fix this one thing" said every developer ever
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5 hours before discovering 20 other issues. -
How do trees access the internet?
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They log in. -
What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops! -
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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You console it. -
Why did the programmer stay in the shower forever?
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The shampoo said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat. -
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25. -
Why was the developer calm?
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He had exception handling. -
Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He didn't get arrays. -
How did the recursive function know it was introverted?
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It kept calling itself. -
Why was the developer broke?
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He used up all his cache. -
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
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Because they can't C#. -
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Because light attracts bugs! -
What's the best cardio for programmers?
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Cycling through loops -
Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
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They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet. -
Why couldn’t the computer remove its hat?
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BECAUSE IT HAD CAPSLOCK ON. -
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…
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Oh wait, he does.