#devjokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #devjokes, aggregated by home.social.
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Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.
The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".
Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".
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Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.
The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".
Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".
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Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.
The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".
Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".
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Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.
The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".
Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".
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Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.
The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".
Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".
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I Don’t Comment My Code.
If you know, you know. If not… good luck.
Unapologetically unreadable: 🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/i-dont-comment-my-code-t-shirt/
#NoCommentClub #MysteryCode #DevJokes -
It’s Just a One-Line Fix. 😅
Famous last words before an all-nighter. What’s your worst ‘quick fix’ disaster?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/its-just-a-one-line-fix-t-shirt/
#OneLineFix #DevJokes #BugOrFeature -
If at First You Don't Succeed, Call It Version 1.0
Because failure is just a prototype. What's your funniest v1.0 fail?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-call-it-version-1/
#DevJokes #VersionOneFails #SoftwareLife -
Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-algorithm-definition-t-shirt/
#DevJokes #JustAnAlgorithm #SoftwareEngineering -
Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-algorithm-definition-t-shirt/
#DevJokes #JustAnAlgorithm #SoftwareEngineering -
Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-algorithm-definition-t-shirt/
#DevJokes #JustAnAlgorithm #SoftwareEngineering -
Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-algorithm-definition-t-shirt/
#DevJokes #JustAnAlgorithm #SoftwareEngineering -
Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-algorithm-definition-t-shirt/
#DevJokes #JustAnAlgorithm #SoftwareEngineering -
It worked yesterday! – The universal excuse of every developer.
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/error-417-expectation-failed-t-shirt/
#DebuggingNightmare #ExpectationFailed #DevJokes -
I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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okay, actually, just one type. -
There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator. -
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator. -
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator. -
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator. -
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.
