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It worked yesterday! – The universal excuse of every developer.
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#DebuggingNightmare #ExpectationFailed #DevJokes -
Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either. -
How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems. -
Why did the developer break up with their array?
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It was too one-dimensional. -
What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar. -
Why don't programmers like to golf?
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They can't stand the buggy environment. -
I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace. -
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
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To get to the other slide. -
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
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A cursor. -
As a programmer, my 10 favorite things are...
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Passing tests and binary number representations. -
Why wasn’t the programmer hungry after skipping lunch?
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Because they're a full snack developer!