#coderlife — Public Fediverse posts

💾⚙️ Behold, another tragic tale of a coder stuck in the past, reminiscing about the golden days of *Project Euler* and brute force loops—because nothing screams "progress" like a decade-old Python script! 🤖🔄 But hey, why solve it yourself when you can just dump it on an AI and pretend to be productive at work? 🤷‍♂️📉
https://blog.dahl.dev/posts/my-mathematical-regression/ #coderlife #nostalgia #AIautomation #ProjectEuler #PythonHumor #techfail #HackerNews #ngated

💾⚙️ Behold, another tragic tale of a coder stuck in the past, reminiscing about the golden days of *Project Euler* and brute force loops—because nothing screams "progress" like a decade-old Python script! 🤖🔄 But hey, why solve it yourself when you can just dump it on an AI and pretend to be productive at work? 🤷‍♂️📉
https://blog.dahl.dev/posts/my-mathematical-regression/ #coderlife #nostalgia #AIautomation #ProjectEuler #PythonHumor #techfail #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, finally! The life-changing #innovation of terminal-based breathing exercises 😮💨—because who doesn't dream of achieving #zen amidst cryptic error messages and endless lines of code? 🙄 Just what the #macOS terminal needed: a meditation app! 😂
https://github.com/marekkowalczyk/breathe-cli #terminalmeditation #breathingexercises #coderlife #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, finally! The life-changing #innovation of terminal-based breathing exercises 😮💨—because who doesn't dream of achieving #zen amidst cryptic error messages and endless lines of code? 🙄 Just what the #macOS terminal needed: a meditation app! 😂
https://github.com/marekkowalczyk/breathe-cli #terminalmeditation #breathingexercises #coderlife #HackerNews #ngated

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🔧🎉 Oh, the tragedy of debugging when your tools decide they're on vacation! Adolfo's epic showdown with a rogue breakpoint ends in an anticlimax – debugger vs. human: 1-0. Maybe next time, try debugging the debugger? 😅💻
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/fix-your-tools/ #debuggingtools #developerhumor #coderlife #softwaredevelopment #techstruggles #HackerNews #ngated

🔧🎉 Oh, the tragedy of debugging when your tools decide they're on vacation! Adolfo's epic showdown with a rogue breakpoint ends in an anticlimax – debugger vs. human: 1-0. Maybe next time, try debugging the debugger? 😅💻
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/fix-your-tools/ #debuggingtools #developerhumor #coderlife #softwaredevelopment #techstruggles #HackerNews #ngated

Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.

The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".

Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".

#devjokes #programmerhumor #coderlife

Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.

The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".

Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".

#devjokes #programmerhumor #coderlife

🎄✨Ah, the annual Advent of Code ritual—where our hero bravely battles coding challenges for shiny digital stars, fueled solely by caffeine and the adoration of a dwindling community. This time, Oscar's riding high on the Gleam train, discovering that when life gives you fewer coding days, you just...gloat about the stars you've already collected. 🚀💻
https://blog.tymscar.com/posts/gleamaoc2025/ #AdventOfCode #CoderLife #DigitalStars #CodingChallenges #GleamTrain #HackerNews #ngated

🎄✨Ah, the annual Advent of Code ritual—where our hero bravely battles coding challenges for shiny digital stars, fueled solely by caffeine and the adoration of a dwindling community. This time, Oscar's riding high on the Gleam train, discovering that when life gives you fewer coding days, you just...gloat about the stars you've already collected. 🚀💻
https://blog.tymscar.com/posts/gleamaoc2025/ #AdventOfCode #CoderLife #DigitalStars #CodingChallenges #GleamTrain #HackerNews #ngated

If AI can do this, why would you ever take another selfie again?

“Tsin’t molrning ‘ree tnal for?” is so true. I appreciate that it filled in the 9.8K likes the photo is surely going to get. 😆 #Horyupes #TechLife #CoderLife

If AI can do this, why would you ever take another selfie again?

“Tsin’t molrning ‘ree tnal for?” is so true. I appreciate that it filled in the 9.8K likes the photo is surely going to get. 😆 #Horyupes #TechLife #CoderLife

Early today, I introduced a regression into the code base. I noticed that I had introduced a regression because the existing tests were failing. And I found the solution to the bug by taking a walk. #coderLife #softwareEngineering #tdd

Early today, I introduced a regression into the code base. I noticed that I had introduced a regression because the existing tests were failing. And I found the solution to the bug by taking a walk. #coderLife #softwareEngineering #tdd

Oh, look! Yet another coder spent their precious time recreating a 1960s computer in C#—because that's exactly what the world needs right now, right? 🙄 Instead of doing anything remotely useful, let's just marvel at the irony of using AI tools like GitHub Copilot to breathe life into a relic! 💾🖥️
https://github.com/semuhphor/S1130/tree/feature/web-frontend #coderlife #nostalgia #AItools #retrocomputing #GitHubCopilot #1960sTech #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! Yet another coder spent their precious time recreating a 1960s computer in C#—because that's exactly what the world needs right now, right? 🙄 Instead of doing anything remotely useful, let's just marvel at the irony of using AI tools like GitHub Copilot to breathe life into a relic! 💾🖥️
https://github.com/semuhphor/S1130/tree/feature/web-frontend #coderlife #nostalgia #AItools #retrocomputing #GitHubCopilot #1960sTech #HackerNews #ngated

Solving a wooden puzzle using Haskell

https://glocq.github.io/en/blog/20250428/

#HackerNews #Solving #a #wooden #puzzle #using #Haskell #woodenpuzzle #Haskell #programming #puzzle #solving #techblog #coderlife

Solving a wooden puzzle using Haskell

https://glocq.github.io/en/blog/20250428/

#HackerNews #Solving #a #wooden #puzzle #using #Haskell #woodenpuzzle #Haskell #programming #puzzle #solving #techblog #coderlife

💻🎨 Oh joy, your terminal can now vomit oversized emojis like a toddler with a new crayon set. The article basically suggests you morph your #VT100 into a #pixelated emoji billboard from '78, because apparently everyone needs their script outputs to look like a failed art project. 🙄📉
https://dgl.cx/2025/06/can-your-terminal-do-emojis #terminalart #emojioutput #techhumor #coderlife #HackerNews #ngated

💻🎨 Oh joy, your terminal can now vomit oversized emojis like a toddler with a new crayon set. The article basically suggests you morph your #VT100 into a #pixelated emoji billboard from '78, because apparently everyone needs their script outputs to look like a failed art project. 🙄📉
https://dgl.cx/2025/06/can-your-terminal-do-emojis #terminalart #emojioutput #techhumor #coderlife #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh, bravo! One tiny bug transforms into an $8,000 digital buffet, gobbling up 2 petabytes of data like a voracious toddler with a never-ending appetite for Google Cloud! 🍽️ No worries, just another day in the life of "Oops, I did it again" coding! 🎉
https://pietrasiak.com/one-line-of-code-that-did-cost-dollar8000 #bugbounty #digitalbuffet #cloudcomputing #coderlife #dataoverload #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh, bravo! One tiny bug transforms into an $8,000 digital buffet, gobbling up 2 petabytes of data like a voracious toddler with a never-ending appetite for Google Cloud! 🍽️ No worries, just another day in the life of "Oops, I did it again" coding! 🎉
https://pietrasiak.com/one-line-of-code-that-did-cost-dollar8000 #bugbounty #digitalbuffet #cloudcomputing #coderlife #dataoverload #HackerNews #ngated

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Programmers be like: 'It's not a bug, it's a feature.' Designers be like: 'It's not a choice, it's a vibe.'

#programminglife #designlife #devhumor #designerproblems #techhumor #uxvsdev #coderlife #webdesign

Quanto ti chiedono qual è il tuo modo di programmare e tu rispondi "Beh, è un po'... spartano". 😅

Puoi vedere il replay della live completa su YouTube qui:
👉🏻 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4lKT5PuEpY

Segui le live di coding settimanali sul mio canale Twitch!
👉🏻 https://www.twitch.tv/compilaquindiva

#delphi #python #coding #live #twitch #programmazione #peoplewhocode #programmers #learntocode #technology #code #developer #codinglife #coder #programmingmemes #softwaredeveloper #geek #development #coderlife

🚀 **Ripartono le live di coding su Twitch aperte a chiunque!**

🎉Dopo la pausa estiva, si riparte con le live di programmazione su Twitch: martedì prossimo esploreremo la combinazione più micidiale: Delphi 🏛️ e Python 🐍!

Scriviamo codice, divertiamoci e lanciamo qualche meme nerd insieme! 😂

📅 Quando? Martedì 3 settembre ore 21.30
🔗 Dove? https://www.twitch.tv/compilaquindiva

E' aperta a tutti. Vi aspetto! 🤗
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#delphi #python #coding #twitch #programmazione #learntocode #developer #codinglife #coderlife

See starlings. Think "boids". #coderbrain

#coderlife #programminghumor #Programminghumour

Spent about 3 days battling a bug where as soon as I tried to edit the UV coordinates of a mesh, it grew in size about 50x and changed to pitch black color.

These functions used to work!? They still do work in this original case.

Eventually narrowed it down to something about importing models. Models imported before I last upgraded worked, models imported now don't. Imported through an old version it was fine!?

Upgraded Godot and it seems to be okay again now.

So it's only V4.2.1 that had whatever problem this is I guess. 4.2.2 is fine, and v4.1 is fine.

Seems like v4.2 has a new way of storing meshes or something, which seems likely related. Maybe it was running this "update meshes to new version" tool that really fixed it? But I thought I had run that when I upgrade to 4.2.1.

Anyway. 3 days work, but bug is fixed! Onwards!

#coderlife #godot #gamedev

Spent about 3 days battling a bug where as soon as I tried to edit the UV coordinates of a mesh, it grew in size about 50x and changed to pitch black color.

These functions used to work!? They still do work in this original case.

Eventually narrowed it down to something about importing models. Models imported before I last upgraded worked, models imported now don't. Imported through an old version it was fine!?

Upgraded Godot and it seems to be okay again now.

So it's only V4.2.1 that had whatever problem this is I guess. 4.2.2 is fine, and v4.1 is fine.

Seems like v4.2 has a new way of storing meshes or something, which seems likely related. Maybe it was running this "update meshes to new version" tool that really fixed it? But I thought I had run that when I upgrade to 4.2.1.

Anyway. 3 days work, but bug is fixed! Onwards!

#coderlife #godot #gamedev

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Her: I got 2000 errors in this code

Me: could be worse, maybe?

Her: it's only 400 lines long...

#ohDear 😬
#thatWillBuffRightOut 😂
#coderLife

Her: I got 2000 errors in this code

Me: could be worse, maybe?

Her: it's only 400 lines long...

#ohDear 😬
#thatWillBuffRightOut 😂
#coderLife

@catsalad
After 6 months or so, I want to replace this 1 keycap because my left hand finger action is awkward, It seems that don't trim my nails often enough,
and apparently, what I do for a living is mostly Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. #coderlife

@catsalad
After 6 months or so, I want to replace this 1 keycap because my left hand finger action is awkward, It seems that don't trim my nails often enough,
and apparently, what I do for a living is mostly Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. #coderlife

There are some days when you feel all powerful. Building entire services. Squashing production bugs. Solving riddles.

Other days you spend the entire day trying to pair a lightbulb.

#iot #coderlife #computersarehard

There are some days when you feel all powerful. Building entire services. Squashing production bugs. Solving riddles.

Other days you spend the entire day trying to pair a lightbulb.

#iot #coderlife #computersarehard

I just spent all afternoon refactoring hundreds of lines of code and then when I was done it just worked first time with no errors or debugging.

🤨 🤔

Bound to mean all the bugs are just hidden bugs. I bet it'll turn out not to have really worked first time. This never happens.

#coderlife

I just spent all afternoon refactoring hundreds of lines of code and then when I was done it just worked first time with no errors or debugging.

🤨 🤔

Bound to mean all the bugs are just hidden bugs. I bet it'll turn out not to have really worked first time. This never happens.

#coderlife

Sleep is a good time to take a short break from programming so you can dream about programming

#programming #ProgramOrBeProgrammed #CoderLife #CodeDreams

@madeline_pc #coderlife

Manager: Shouldn’t it discard bad records and keep processing?

Me: Yes

Code Comment: // If there’s an error, continue on to the next record.

Actual Code: If (error) return false;

This is why I get paid the big bucks.

#CoderLife #Programming