#jank — Public Fediverse posts
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🎉 Breaking news: #Jank has its own custom IR! 🤯 Because clearly, what we needed in 2026 is yet another way to turn code into abstract nonsense. Also, please sponsor my rent and groceries because optimizing for #JVM doesn't pay the bills. 🙃
https://jank-lang.org/blog/2026-05-08-optimization/ #BreakingNews #CustomIR #CodeOptimization #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news: #Jank has its own custom IR! 🤯 Because clearly, what we needed in 2026 is yet another way to turn code into abstract nonsense. Also, please sponsor my rent and groceries because optimizing for #JVM doesn't pay the bills. 🙃
https://jank-lang.org/blog/2026-05-08-optimization/ #BreakingNews #CustomIR #CodeOptimization #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news: #Jank has its own custom IR! 🤯 Because clearly, what we needed in 2026 is yet another way to turn code into abstract nonsense. Also, please sponsor my rent and groceries because optimizing for #JVM doesn't pay the bills. 🙃
https://jank-lang.org/blog/2026-05-08-optimization/ #BreakingNews #CustomIR #CodeOptimization #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news: #Jank has its own custom IR! 🤯 Because clearly, what we needed in 2026 is yet another way to turn code into abstract nonsense. Also, please sponsor my rent and groceries because optimizing for #JVM doesn't pay the bills. 🙃
https://jank-lang.org/blog/2026-05-08-optimization/ #BreakingNews #CustomIR #CodeOptimization #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news: #Jank has its own custom IR! 🤯 Because clearly, what we needed in 2026 is yet another way to turn code into abstract nonsense. Also, please sponsor my rent and groceries because optimizing for #JVM doesn't pay the bills. 🙃
https://jank-lang.org/blog/2026-05-08-optimization/ #BreakingNews #CustomIR #CodeOptimization #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Turns out if you click the wrong part of the date selection box in my online banking the page crashes with an error message, and you have to back up to get a working page again.
Apparently I trust these people with my money.
I'd switch bank, but my experience with most of them is equally bad. (I'm not looking for recommendations, just moaning.)
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Turns out if you click the wrong part of the date selection box in my online banking the page crashes with an error message, and you have to back up to get a working page again.
Apparently I trust these people with my money.
I'd switch bank, but my experience with most of them is equally bad. (I'm not looking for recommendations, just moaning.)
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Turns out if you click the wrong part of the date selection box in my online banking the page crashes with an error message, and you have to back up to get a working page again.
Apparently I trust these people with my money.
I'd switch bank, but my experience with most of them is equally bad. (I'm not looking for recommendations, just moaning.)
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Turns out if you click the wrong part of the date selection box in my online banking the page crashes with an error message, and you have to back up to get a working page again.
Apparently I trust these people with my money.
I'd switch bank, but my experience with most of them is equally bad. (I'm not looking for recommendations, just moaning.)
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Turns out if you click the wrong part of the date selection box in my online banking the page crashes with an error message, and you have to back up to get a working page again.
Apparently I trust these people with my money.
I'd switch bank, but my experience with most of them is equally bad. (I'm not looking for recommendations, just moaning.)
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@janneke @vnikolov @spook Well, you know, my view is controversial. And back in the 1980s when we were really fighting wars about the future of #Lisp (yes, the barbarians won, hence Common Lisp), we used to say 'some people can write FORTRAN in any language' -- which is actually more or less true. I have seen some dreadful code in #Scheme in my day, and some very elegant code in Common Lisp.
The modern Lisps -- #Clojure, #Jank etc. -- are worth looking at. They really do encourage good style.
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@janneke @vnikolov @spook Well, you know, my view is controversial. And back in the 1980s when we were really fighting wars about the future of #Lisp (yes, the barbarians won, hence Common Lisp), we used to say 'some people can write FORTRAN in any language' -- which is actually more or less true. I have seen some dreadful code in #Scheme in my day, and some very elegant code in Common Lisp.
The modern Lisps -- #Clojure, #Jank etc. -- are worth looking at. They really do encourage good style.
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@janneke @vnikolov @spook Well, you know, my view is controversial. And back in the 1980s when we were really fighting wars about the future of #Lisp (yes, the barbarians won, hence Common Lisp), we used to say 'some people can write FORTRAN in any language' -- which is actually more or less true. I have seen some dreadful code in #Scheme in my day, and some very elegant code in Common Lisp.
The modern Lisps -- #Clojure, #Jank etc. -- are worth looking at. They really do encourage good style.
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@janneke @vnikolov @spook Well, you know, my view is controversial. And back in the 1980s when we were really fighting wars about the future of #Lisp (yes, the barbarians won, hence Common Lisp), we used to say 'some people can write FORTRAN in any language' -- which is actually more or less true. I have seen some dreadful code in #Scheme in my day, and some very elegant code in Common Lisp.
The modern Lisps -- #Clojure, #Jank etc. -- are worth looking at. They really do encourage good style.
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@janneke @vnikolov @spook Well, you know, my view is controversial. And back in the 1980s when we were really fighting wars about the future of #Lisp (yes, the barbarians won, hence Common Lisp), we used to say 'some people can write FORTRAN in any language' -- which is actually more or less true. I have seen some dreadful code in #Scheme in my day, and some very elegant code in Common Lisp.
The modern Lisps -- #Clojure, #Jank etc. -- are worth looking at. They really do encourage good style.
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Der Tod im Baum by Angelo Jank
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Der Tod im Baum by Angelo Jank
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Der Tod im Baum by Angelo Jank
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Der Tod im Baum by Angelo Jank
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Der Tod im Baum by Angelo Jank
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So far so good with this #jank set up. I down clocked the ram to 3000 from 3200
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So far so good with this #jank set up. I down clocked the ram to 3000 from 3200
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So far so good with this #jank set up. I down clocked the ram to 3000 from 3200
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So far so good with this #jank set up. I down clocked the ram to 3000 from 3200
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So far so good with this #jank set up. I down clocked the ram to 3000 from 3200
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I am getting ready for the #NewYear by adding more #jank to my life. With #dram prices getting astronomical, I picked up a so-dimm to pc dimm adapters so I can move some ram around and utilize some so-dimm ram that was collecting dust.
1) Replaced Windows Minecraft machine 16 gig ram to identical so-dimm ram
2) Will replace media server running 8 gigs ram with the 16 gig ram removed from the Windows pc.
3) That will leave me with two 4gig DDR4 sticks to use for testing or what not if there are no future issues. -
I am getting ready for the #NewYear by adding more #jank to my life. With #dram prices getting astronomical, I picked up a so-dimm to pc dimm adapters so I can move some ram around and utilize some so-dimm ram that was collecting dust.
1) Replaced Windows Minecraft machine 16 gig ram to identical so-dimm ram
2) Will replace media server running 8 gigs ram with the 16 gig ram removed from the Windows pc.
3) That will leave me with two 4gig DDR4 sticks to use for testing or what not if there are no future issues. -
I am getting ready for the #NewYear by adding more #jank to my life. With #dram prices getting astronomical, I picked up a so-dimm to pc dimm adapters so I can move some ram around and utilize some so-dimm ram that was collecting dust.
1) Replaced Windows Minecraft machine 16 gig ram to identical so-dimm ram
2) Will replace media server running 8 gigs ram with the 16 gig ram removed from the Windows pc.
3) That will leave me with two 4gig DDR4 sticks to use for testing or what not if there are no future issues. -
I am getting ready for the #NewYear by adding more #jank to my life. With #dram prices getting astronomical, I picked up a so-dimm to pc dimm adapters so I can move some ram around and utilize some so-dimm ram that was collecting dust.
1) Replaced Windows Minecraft machine 16 gig ram to identical so-dimm ram
2) Will replace media server running 8 gigs ram with the 16 gig ram removed from the Windows pc.
3) That will leave me with two 4gig DDR4 sticks to use for testing or what not if there are no future issues. -
I am getting ready for the #NewYear by adding more #jank to my life. With #dram prices getting astronomical, I picked up a so-dimm to pc dimm adapters so I can move some ram around and utilize some so-dimm ram that was collecting dust.
1) Replaced Windows Minecraft machine 16 gig ram to identical so-dimm ram
2) Will replace media server running 8 gigs ram with the 16 gig ram removed from the Windows pc.
3) That will leave me with two 4gig DDR4 sticks to use for testing or what not if there are no future issues. -
My online #banking is sooo stupid. About 6 months ago they revamped it. This meant they re-set the marker on which statements you had and hadn't seen yet, so suddenly I have 150+ unread documents.
Is there any way to mark a document as 'read', individually or en-mass? No.
What's the only way to mark a documents as read?
Yes, click on it, to download it. So I've just downloaded over a hundred documents, which I will instantly delete (because I already have them), as that's the only way to know in the future if I have an real new and unread documents.
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My online #banking is sooo stupid. About 6 months ago they revamped it. This meant they re-set the marker on which statements you had and hadn't seen yet, so suddenly I have 150+ unread documents.
Is there any way to mark a document as 'read', individually or en-mass? No.
What's the only way to mark a documents as read?
Yes, click on it, to download it. So I've just downloaded over a hundred documents, which I will instantly delete (because I already have them), as that's the only way to know in the future if I have an real new and unread documents.
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My online #banking is sooo stupid. About 6 months ago they revamped it. This meant they re-set the marker on which statements you had and hadn't seen yet, so suddenly I have 150+ unread documents.
Is there any way to mark a document as 'read', individually or en-mass? No.
What's the only way to mark a documents as read?
Yes, click on it, to download it. So I've just downloaded over a hundred documents, which I will instantly delete (because I already have them), as that's the only way to know in the future if I have an real new and unread documents.
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My online #banking is sooo stupid. About 6 months ago they revamped it. This meant they re-set the marker on which statements you had and hadn't seen yet, so suddenly I have 150+ unread documents.
Is there any way to mark a document as 'read', individually or en-mass? No.
What's the only way to mark a documents as read?
Yes, click on it, to download it. So I've just downloaded over a hundred documents, which I will instantly delete (because I already have them), as that's the only way to know in the future if I have an real new and unread documents.
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My online #banking is sooo stupid. About 6 months ago they revamped it. This meant they re-set the marker on which statements you had and hadn't seen yet, so suddenly I have 150+ unread documents.
Is there any way to mark a document as 'read', individually or en-mass? No.
What's the only way to mark a documents as read?
Yes, click on it, to download it. So I've just downloaded over a hundred documents, which I will instantly delete (because I already have them), as that's the only way to know in the future if I have an real new and unread documents.
