@canadianglen Again, the #F35 is an un-polishable #turd , and should be flushed at the first opportunity.
#turd — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #turd, aggregated by home.social.
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@georgetakei Well, #JeffBezos is an #oligarch and a #turd , so . . . 🙄
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Far too many #journalists in the mainstream media in the USA take a certain tinpot wannabe dictator's logorrheic incontinence seriously, and then sanewash it before putting it into sensible black and white serif text.
He's a rambling, dissembling, demented fool with the mentality and emotional development of a 5-year-old, but with less prefrontal cortex executive function.
He sits there drooling and wandering off on tangents - sometimes literally - and you report on him like he's an actual subject of real news.
For Pete's sake, this is a person who would spray-paint his own turds gold and tell you they're art.
Any news organization owned by a company worth a hundred million bucks or more ought to either rebooted top to bottom, or burned to the ground.
#USPol #media #journalism #sanewash #sanewashing #spraypaint #gilded #turd #MSM #MainstreamMedia #CorporateMedia
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The #OrangeTurd has screwed our closest neighbours, and our Canadian friends once again by imposing 50% tariffs beginning last night.
The #Turd can not be trusted to respect any deal he makes with any country including Canada. The guy is a liar and a cheat and most Americans want him impeached now.
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Alex, I'll take #Turducken for: What is a foul smelling chicken inside of a turkey on a tarmac?
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116899347030769909
"Haha! With our Johnny Ice Bucket don't be surprised if you find a turd in your punch bowl!"
#ToiletBowl #toilet #IceBucket #turd #TurdInThePunchBowl #punch #PunchBowl
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HAPPY SUNDAY, SLEAZEVANGELICALS!!!
🖕😒🖕 🤤💒🤯🙏🙄
#Sleazevangelicals
#DonaldTrump
#Soulless
#Stinking
#Sinning
#Orange
#Turd
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Pooppenheimer looked down upon the heap he had left in the toilet, and uttered these immortal words, "I am become turd, clogger of toilets."
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TAKE OUT THE TRASH... 🤯🗑️
#DonaldTrump
#Toxic
#Orange
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poopsicle, a frozen turd
Example of usage:
"Can't you smell it? It is Spring, and all the poopsicles left behind by the dogs are perfuming the air."
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A surprise in every box.
“Is this the Department of Formal Complaints?”
“No, this is the Department of Informal Complaints.”
“Oh, but the sign on the door says…”
“I was joking. This, indeed, is the Department of Formal Complaints. There is no such thing as a Department of Informal Complaints. That would be bonkers.”
“Ah. Well, I’d like to submit a formal complaint. Hmm… no, I wouldn’t *like* to submit it. ‘Like’ is the wrong word. I would be displeased to submit… That does not sound quite right either.”
“You want to submit a formal complaint, right?”
“That’s it.”
“What is it about?”
“Your boxes of cereal claim that there is a surprise in every box.”
“Yes.”
“Well, I opened my box, looked for the surprise, and found a turd.”
“Go on.”
“And it wasn’t just a turd, it was a third of turd.”
“A turd of a turd? I find that hard to believe. Our turds do not produce other turds.”
“No, not a turd of a turd. A third of a turd. How shall I put it? One over three of a turd.”
“Oh, a third of a turd. Would you have liked a whole turd?”
“We’re going astray here. What kind of a surprise is a turd?”
“Well, were you surprised?”
“Sure. I expected something like a toy, or some knick-knack.”
“Okay, so the writing on the box is truthful. There was a surprise in your box.”
“That’s your stance?”
“Yes, I think you’re making a mountain out of a molehill.”
“I see.”
“This is the wrong department for such activity. You want the Department of Making Mountains Out of Molehills, next door.”
“[Picks up phone and dials.]”
“Who are you calling?”
“The Department of Farcical Situations.”
“Why?”
“To report this situation!”
#TheDailyIsotope #AutisticWriters #turd
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I think the State of the Union, as performed now, is only useful in that it might provide some entertainment if the speaker shits his pants live on TV. Otherwise, I struggle to see the point.
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#BLS is respected because it has been #apolitical and focused on producing #quality stats. This #felon #turd had to #destroy it.
#government #economy #impeach #TraitorGOP #TraitorMAGA #SaveTheRepublic #antiAmerican #corrupt
https://www.npr.org/2025/08/11/nx-s1-5499537/trump-bls-ej-antoni
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Par for the course for this #corrupt #administration led by the #felon #rapist #POTUS. #Lying, #bullying, #bribe, #authoritarianism, all the hallmark of a #fascist #tinpot #dictator. #Impeach this #orange #turd.
#CIA #intel #RussianAgent #USPolitics #USPol #government
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/gabbard-white-house-lying-intel-090000445.html
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Another win for the #Midwest #corn #farmers and processors who voted this #orange #turd in! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
#CorruptGOP dictating #business is apparently #smallgovernment. 🤦🏽♂️
#USPolitics #government #USPol #sugar #fructose #HFCS #felon
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cokes-shift-cane-sugar-expensive-191618434.html
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It is no secret that the #constitution means nothing to #MAGA #vermin. This #orange #turd #dictator #POTUS must go! Save the #republic, #25A now! #Dissent IS #patriotic!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-threatens-revoke-rosie-140344760.html
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There is no #depth that this #racist #felon #POTUS will not stoop to. America will be great despite this #turd, though the stench may linger a while. This entire #corrupt #administration is #despicable.
#UVA #government #USPolitics #impeach #TraitorMAGA #TraitorGOP #SaveTheRepublic
https://www.yahoo.com/news/university-virginia-president-resigns-under-181455655.html
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State prosecutors better try him in state courts and get a state conviction. No knowing when the #orange #turd will pardon this guy.
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Someone tell this #orange #turd that #lying so much may result in the #tongue falling off!
#liar #LiarInChief #dishonest #criminal #felon #POTUS #KremlinAgent #USPolitics #government #impeachhttps://www.cnn.com/2025/06/16/politics/g7-trump-lies-canada-ukraine
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@SteveClough Well put. 👍 ✊ I've refrained from commenting on #tRump and #NoKings because sadly I too am stuck on #plagueisland and we've problems of our own #reform #fascist #autocratic #king & a real one in #chucky the #turd
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I watch "journal YT" lately... and they say "Daily Log" and I'm like... "Morning Turd?"
#journaling #shit #turd #dailyturd #dailyLog #lol #lolme #funny
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A) Pride. Is. Protest. B) Gavin Newsom is a turd. C) Trans ppl have always been here & always will be. "DOJ investigates CA anyway"
#DOJ #investigation #California #LGBTQ #rights #are #human rights | #conservatives #attack the #most #vulnerable #among #us for #political #gain | #gender #affirming #health #care #is #HealthCare #June #pride #month #protest #march #resist #fascism #fascist #PresidentMusk & #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #GOP #Swastikar #NaziMusk #GavinNewsom= #turd https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/05/doj-investigates-california-after-state-bans-trans-athlete-to-appease-presidents-transphobic-orders/ -
This #orange #felon is the epitome of #corruption. No wonder the #turd pardoned other #fraudsters. All a #criminal has to do is #pay their way out. Welcome to the Lawless Corrupt States of America.
#pardon #government #saveTheRepublic #opposeGOP #resist #impeach #USPoliticshttps://www.newsweek.com/trump-pardons-todd-julie-chrisley-usa-reality-show-2077711
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So, it is NOT really a #gift is it? We pay (in some form) for a #used plane, pay again to #secure and #upgrade it, and the #felon keeps it as private property? If this isn't #robbery what is? This #orange #turd should be in #prison on #corruption and #theft charges at the very least, not to mention #inciting an #insurrection. And yet this is our #POTUS. 😡
#government #soldout #corruption #foreignAgent #liar #grifter #USPolitics #impeach
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/19/politics/trump-adminstration-approached-qatar-jet?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc -
The #traitorous #felon in the #WhiteHouse has the gall to #attack the #Boss and #TayTay? 😡
Long after the #stench from this #orange #turd #bully is gone, these two will continue to be role models for millions.
#loser #POTUS #music #1a #freedom #expression #arthttps://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-tells-bruce-springsteen-keep-161351847.html
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That #orange #turd is too #dumb to detect the #contradiction in his own words here.
#stupid #felon #idiot #bully #fascist #government #USPolitics
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More Lessons From #Wednesday:
#Fuckthepolice. Challenge your ticket in court. If we all make this a regular practice the #police would lose their damned minds and no one would ever have to pay another bullshit fine.
"I'm sorry, I can't make it to your #courthearing because the 100 people a day I try to railroad at the ramp stop sign on Wednesdays all called me on my #bullshit." - the cops
I just got out of a bogus stop sign ticket today because the #uniformed #turd didn't show. #LessonsFromWednesday -
Remember, the #orange #turd hires only the best!
https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5371312/trump-white-house-pete-hegseth-defense-department
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This #orange #turd will not rest till the entire #economy is in rubbles. #impeach this #felon #RussianAgent in the #WhiteHouse.
#corruption #corruptGOP #CronyCapitalism #criminal #government #USPolitics
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@davidaugust And in 2020 that #orange #turd sent in #goons to disrupt peaceful transfer of power, while watching it all unfold on the telly in the #WhiteHouse. .
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This #lying sack of #orange #turd is a #criminal who is causing #unnecessary #losses world-wide. The #abomination CANNOT #govern, #negotiate or #build. Only knows #destruction.
#impeach #TraitorMAGA #TraitorGOP #opposeGOP #OpposeFascism #hypocrite #CronyCapitalism #USPolitics #government #CriminalAdministration #prison #defeatGOP
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-exempts-phones-computers-chips-124707368.html
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High time Amendment 25 Section 4 was invoked. This deliberate #crashing of the #US and #world #economy should be #punished. More so any #illegal gains by #insiders. This #felon #orange #turd belongs in #prison. #short seller's dream.
#USPolitics #CorruptAdministration #antiAmerican #corrupt #impeach #25a #government
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No #humanities, no #history, no #cultural #education for the #USA. But, a big #parade for the #orange #turd #felon in the #WhiteHouse. Understood! This #criminal and the entire #corrupt #administration belong in #prison.
#impeach #government #opposeGOP #TraitorGOP #TraitorMAGA #antiAmerican #USPolitics #NEH #AHA #DOGE #MAGA
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/least-1-200-grants-canceled-013810826.html
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Yay for #US #manufacturing!
The #gobshite #felon in the #WhiteHouse has to GO! #sack that #orange #turd, NOW! #impeach!#opposeGOP #TraitorMAGA #TraitorGOP #USPolitics #government #USPolitics
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stellantis-says-temporarily-lay-off-134211679.html
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I have been wanting to take a picture of this display ever since the owner of the junkyard in Errington, BC on #bcHwy4 erected it last week.
The time and care he put into this is just 🧑🍳 💋
The flags. The sign. The toilet. Amazing.
😂 😂
The dinosaur was already there. It’s a cool spot obviously the owner is an artist.
#Canada #Mexico #Panama #Greenland #trumpTariffs #tradeWat #Turd #notforSale #goldenToilet #canPoli #Cdnpoli -
Scientist makes shocking discovery about the US healthcare system
Photo by Denny Müller on UnsplashThe Daily Isotope talked to Jill Stein, a renowned physicist at Georgetown University, about a shocking discovery she made regarding the US healthcare system. She explains, “Let me put it in layman’s terms: the US healthcare system is akin to explosive diarrhea.”
She argues, “First, the system completely stinks. This is already a clue as to its nature. Explosive diarrhea also stinks. Second, the healthcare system also operates in surprising ways, much like explosive diarrhea. You are surprised when you are hospitalized, and they send you reams of EOBs through the mail, in pretty much the same way you are surprised when your rear end starts gushing uncontrollably.”
When we asked for more details, she added, “Also, just as explosive diarrhea can ruin your life, so can the US healthcare system do the same. In the case of explosive diarrhea, the effect is temporary, however.”
While researching this article, we found people arguing that the US healthcare system is akin to a turd. We put it to Stein, who told us, “No, a turd is a poor model. You need to account for Schrödinger’s turdity wave. Much too complex a model.”
Schrödinger’s toilet experiments and the turdity wave are detailed here:
https://youtu.be/4FtCVAMcQ-0?si=nIZpOLU2dTBd9SNG
#AutisticWriters #ExplosiveDiarrhea #satire #science #TheDailyIsotope #turd #USHealthcare
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The turducken:
A turd stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a chicken.
Seems legit.
