#turd — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #turd, aggregated by home.social.
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Alex, I'll take #Turducken for: What is a foul smelling chicken inside of a turkey on a tarmac?
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Alex, I'll take #Turducken for: What is a foul smelling chicken inside of a turkey on a tarmac?
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Alex, I'll take #Turducken for: What is a foul smelling chicken inside of a turkey on a tarmac?
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Alex, I'll take #Turducken for: What is a foul smelling chicken inside of a turkey on a tarmac?
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Alex, I'll take #Turducken for: What is a foul smelling chicken inside of a turkey on a tarmac?
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116899347030769909
"Haha! With our Johnny Ice Bucket don't be surprised if you find a turd in your punch bowl!"
#ToiletBowl #toilet #IceBucket #turd #TurdInThePunchBowl #punch #PunchBowl
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116899347030769909
"Haha! With our Johnny Ice Bucket don't be surprised if you find a turd in your punch bowl!"
#ToiletBowl #toilet #IceBucket #turd #TurdInThePunchBowl #punch #PunchBowl
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116899347030769909
"Haha! With our Johnny Ice Bucket don't be surprised if you find a turd in your punch bowl!"
#ToiletBowl #toilet #IceBucket #turd #TurdInThePunchBowl #punch #PunchBowl
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116899347030769909
"Haha! With our Johnny Ice Bucket don't be surprised if you find a turd in your punch bowl!"
#ToiletBowl #toilet #IceBucket #turd #TurdInThePunchBowl #punch #PunchBowl
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HAPPY SUNDAY, SLEAZEVANGELICALS!!!
🖕😒🖕 🤤💒🤯🙏🙄
#Sleazevangelicals
#DonaldTrump
#Soulless
#Stinking
#Sinning
#Orange
#Turd
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Pooppenheimer looked down upon the heap he had left in the toilet, and uttered these immortal words, "I am become turd, clogger of toilets."
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Pooppenheimer looked down upon the heap he had left in the toilet, and uttered these immortal words, "I am become turd, clogger of toilets."
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Pooppenheimer looked down upon the heap he had left in the toilet, and uttered these immortal words, "I am become turd, clogger of toilets."
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Pooppenheimer looked down upon the heap he had left in the toilet, and uttered these immortal words, "I am become turd, clogger of toilets."
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TAKE OUT THE TRASH... 🤯🗑️
#DonaldTrump
#Toxic
#Orange
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poopsicle, a frozen turd
Example of usage:
"Can't you smell it? It is Spring, and all the poopsicles left behind by the dogs are perfuming the air."
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poopsicle, a frozen turd
Example of usage:
"Can't you smell it? It is Spring, and all the poopsicles left behind by the dogs are perfuming the air."
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poopsicle, a frozen turd
Example of usage:
"Can't you smell it? It is Spring, and all the poopsicles left behind by the dogs are perfuming the air."
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poopsicle, a frozen turd
Example of usage:
"Can't you smell it? It is Spring, and all the poopsicles left behind by the dogs are perfuming the air."
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A surprise in every box.
“Is this the Department of Formal Complaints?”
“No, this is the Department of Informal Complaints.”
“Oh, but the sign on the door says…”
“I was joking. This, indeed, is the Department of Formal Complaints. There is no such thing as a Department of Informal Complaints. That would be bonkers.”
“Ah. Well, I’d like to submit a formal complaint. Hmm… no, I wouldn’t *like* to submit it. ‘Like’ is the wrong word. I would be displeased to submit… That does not sound quite right either.”
“You want to submit a formal complaint, right?”
“That’s it.”
“What is it about?”
“Your boxes of cereal claim that there is a surprise in every box.”
“Yes.”
“Well, I opened my box, looked for the surprise, and found a turd.”
“Go on.”
“And it wasn’t just a turd, it was a third of turd.”
“A turd of a turd? I find that hard to believe. Our turds do not produce other turds.”
“No, not a turd of a turd. A third of a turd. How shall I put it? One over three of a turd.”
“Oh, a third of a turd. Would you have liked a whole turd?”
“We’re going astray here. What kind of a surprise is a turd?”
“Well, were you surprised?”
“Sure. I expected something like a toy, or some knick-knack.”
“Okay, so the writing on the box is truthful. There was a surprise in your box.”
“That’s your stance?”
“Yes, I think you’re making a mountain out of a molehill.”
“I see.”
“This is the wrong department for such activity. You want the Department of Making Mountains Out of Molehills, next door.”
“[Picks up phone and dials.]”
“Who are you calling?”
“The Department of Farcical Situations.”
“Why?”
“To report this situation!”
#TheDailyIsotope #AutisticWriters #turd
#AutisticWriters #TheDailyIsotope #turd -
A surprise in every box.
“Is this the Department of Formal Complaints?”
“No, this is the Department of Informal Complaints.”
“Oh, but the sign on the door says…”
“I was joking. This, indeed, is the Department of Formal Complaints. There is no such thing as a Department of Informal Complaints. That would be bonkers.”
“Ah. Well, I’d like to submit a formal complaint. Hmm… no, I wouldn’t *like* to submit it. ‘Like’ is the wrong word. I would be displeased to submit… That does not sound quite right either.”
“You want to submit a formal complaint, right?”
“That’s it.”
“What is it about?”
“Your boxes of cereal claim that there is a surprise in every box.”
“Yes.”
“Well, I opened my box, looked for the surprise, and found a turd.”
“Go on.”
“And it wasn’t just a turd, it was a third of turd.”
“A turd of a turd? I find that hard to believe. Our turds do not produce other turds.”
“No, not a turd of a turd. A third of a turd. How shall I put it? One over three of a turd.”
“Oh, a third of a turd. Would you have liked a whole turd?”
“We’re going astray here. What kind of a surprise is a turd?”
“Well, were you surprised?”
“Sure. I expected something like a toy, or some knick-knack.”
“Okay, so the writing on the box is truthful. There was a surprise in your box.”
“That’s your stance?”
“Yes, I think you’re making a mountain out of a molehill.”
“I see.”
“This is the wrong department for such activity. You want the Department of Making Mountains Out of Molehills, next door.”
“[Picks up phone and dials.]”
“Who are you calling?”
“The Department of Farcical Situations.”
“Why?”
“To report this situation!”
#TheDailyIsotope #AutisticWriters #turd
#AutisticWriters #TheDailyIsotope #turd -
A surprise in every box.
“Is this the Department of Formal Complaints?”
“No, this is the Department of Informal Complaints.”
“Oh, but the sign on the door says…”
“I was joking. This, indeed, is the Department of Formal Complaints. There is no such thing as a Department of Informal Complaints. That would be bonkers.”
“Ah. Well, I’d like to submit a formal complaint. Hmm… no, I wouldn’t *like* to submit it. ‘Like’ is the wrong word. I would be displeased to submit… That does not sound quite right either.”
“You want to submit a formal complaint, right?”
“That’s it.”
“What is it about?”
“Your boxes of cereal claim that there is a surprise in every box.”
“Yes.”
“Well, I opened my box, looked for the surprise, and found a turd.”
“Go on.”
“And it wasn’t just a turd, it was a third of turd.”
“A turd of a turd? I find that hard to believe. Our turds do not produce other turds.”
“No, not a turd of a turd. A third of a turd. How shall I put it? One over three of a turd.”
“Oh, a third of a turd. Would you have liked a whole turd?”
“We’re going astray here. What kind of a surprise is a turd?”
“Well, were you surprised?”
“Sure. I expected something like a toy, or some knick-knack.”
“Okay, so the writing on the box is truthful. There was a surprise in your box.”
“That’s your stance?”
“Yes, I think you’re making a mountain out of a molehill.”
“I see.”
“This is the wrong department for such activity. You want the Department of Making Mountains Out of Molehills, next door.”
“[Picks up phone and dials.]”
“Who are you calling?”
“The Department of Farcical Situations.”
“Why?”
“To report this situation!”
#TheDailyIsotope #AutisticWriters #turd
#AutisticWriters #TheDailyIsotope #turd -
A surprise in every box.
“Is this the Department of Formal Complaints?”
“No, this is the Department of Informal Complaints.”
“Oh, but the sign on the door says…”
“I was joking. This, indeed, is the Department of Formal Complaints. There is no such thing as a Department of Informal Complaints. That would be bonkers.”
“Ah. Well, I’d like to submit a formal complaint. Hmm… no, I wouldn’t *like* to submit it. ‘Like’ is the wrong word. I would be displeased to submit… That does not sound quite right either.”
“You want to submit a formal complaint, right?”
“That’s it.”
“What is it about?”
“Your boxes of cereal claim that there is a surprise in every box.”
“Yes.”
“Well, I opened my box, looked for the surprise, and found a turd.”
“Go on.”
“And it wasn’t just a turd, it was a third of turd.”
“A turd of a turd? I find that hard to believe. Our turds do not produce other turds.”
“No, not a turd of a turd. A third of a turd. How shall I put it? One over three of a turd.”
“Oh, a third of a turd. Would you have liked a whole turd?”
“We’re going astray here. What kind of a surprise is a turd?”
“Well, were you surprised?”
“Sure. I expected something like a toy, or some knick-knack.”
“Okay, so the writing on the box is truthful. There was a surprise in your box.”
“That’s your stance?”
“Yes, I think you’re making a mountain out of a molehill.”
“I see.”
“This is the wrong department for such activity. You want the Department of Making Mountains Out of Molehills, next door.”
“[Picks up phone and dials.]”
“Who are you calling?”
“The Department of Farcical Situations.”
“Why?”
“To report this situation!”
#TheDailyIsotope #AutisticWriters #turd
#AutisticWriters #TheDailyIsotope #turd -
I think the State of the Union, as performed now, is only useful in that it might provide some entertainment if the speaker shits his pants live on TV. Otherwise, I struggle to see the point.
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I think the State of the Union, as performed now, is only useful in that it might provide some entertainment if the speaker shits his pants live on TV. Otherwise, I struggle to see the point.
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I think the State of the Union, as performed now, is only useful in that it might provide some entertainment if the speaker shits his pants live on TV. Otherwise, I struggle to see the point.
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I think the State of the Union, as performed now, is only useful in that it might provide some entertainment if the speaker shits his pants live on TV. Otherwise, I struggle to see the point.
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CW: Toilet humour.
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CW: Toilet humour.
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CW: Toilet humour.
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I solved my Baofeng UV-5R Mini problem - for good!
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I solved my Baofeng UV-5R Mini problem - for good!
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I solved my Baofeng UV-5R Mini problem - for good!
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I solved my Baofeng UV-5R Mini problem - for good!
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I solved my Baofeng UV-5R Mini problem - for good!
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#BLS is respected because it has been #apolitical and focused on producing #quality stats. This #felon #turd had to #destroy it.
#government #economy #impeach #TraitorGOP #TraitorMAGA #SaveTheRepublic #antiAmerican #corrupt
https://www.npr.org/2025/08/11/nx-s1-5499537/trump-bls-ej-antoni
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#BLS is respected because it has been #apolitical and focused on producing #quality stats. This #felon #turd had to #destroy it.
#government #economy #impeach #TraitorGOP #TraitorMAGA #SaveTheRepublic #antiAmerican #corrupt
https://www.npr.org/2025/08/11/nx-s1-5499537/trump-bls-ej-antoni
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Par for the course for this #corrupt #administration led by the #felon #rapist #POTUS. #Lying, #bullying, #bribe, #authoritarianism, all the hallmark of a #fascist #tinpot #dictator. #Impeach this #orange #turd.
#CIA #intel #RussianAgent #USPolitics #USPol #government
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/gabbard-white-house-lying-intel-090000445.html
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Par for the course for this #corrupt #administration led by the #felon #rapist #POTUS. #Lying, #bullying, #bribe, #authoritarianism, all the hallmark of a #fascist #tinpot #dictator. #Impeach this #orange #turd.
#CIA #intel #RussianAgent #USPolitics #USPol #government
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/gabbard-white-house-lying-intel-090000445.html
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Par for the course for this #corrupt #administration led by the #felon #rapist #POTUS. #Lying, #bullying, #bribe, #authoritarianism, all the hallmark of a #fascist #tinpot #dictator. #Impeach this #orange #turd.
#CIA #intel #RussianAgent #USPolitics #USPol #government
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/gabbard-white-house-lying-intel-090000445.html
