#pickuplines — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #pickuplines, aggregated by home.social.
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Are you a Wi-Fi router? Because I'm feeling a connection."
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Great line, there, bud! You might have guessed that guy was a cishet man.
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CW: Pickup line but like poetic
Hey girl do you have a sextant?.... Cuz I got lost in the ocean of your eyes.
😍😘
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Biblical angels are freaky. #PickUpLines #angels #angel #ophanim