#pickuplines — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #pickuplines, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: Hey baby are you diminutive?
Cus you pretty fine.. ;)
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CW: Hey baby are you diminutive?
Cus you pretty fine.. ;)
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CW: Hey baby are you diminutive?
Cus you pretty fine.. ;)
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CW: Hey baby are you diminutive?
Cus you pretty fine.. ;)
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CW: Hey baby are you diminutive?
Cus you pretty fine.. ;)
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CW: Nsfw pick up line
Hey baby you turn my software into hardware ;)
But like they just using a virtual machine... meaninf they literally are just simulating hardware.
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CW: Nsfw pick up line
Hey baby you turn my software into hardware ;)
But like they just using a virtual machine... meaninf they literally are just simulating hardware.
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CW: Nsfw pick up line
Hey baby you turn my software into hardware ;)
But like they just using a virtual machine... meaninf they literally are just simulating hardware.
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CW: Nsfw pick up line
Hey baby you turn my software into hardware ;)
But like they just using a virtual machine... meaninf they literally are just simulating hardware.
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CW: Nsfw pick up line
Hey baby you turn my software into hardware ;)
But like they just using a virtual machine... meaninf they literally are just simulating hardware.
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines
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Emmy-winning anchor looks back on his 30 years at KSAT and the reason he came to San Antonio https://www.rawchili.com/nba/267376/ #Basketball #NBA #PickupLines #ProjectMarvel #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs #spurs
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Pick up line of the day: Wow, did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks like a brick! #pickuplines #dating #loveatfirstsight
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Saw this funny shirt while out and about today...
The pickup line writes itself....
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Saw this funny shirt while out and about today...
The pickup line writes itself....
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Saw this funny shirt while out and about today...
The pickup line writes itself....
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Saw this funny shirt while out and about today...
The pickup line writes itself....
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Saw this funny shirt while out and about today...
The pickup line writes itself....
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#pickuplines #funny
“I was always told to follow my dreams, I didn't believe that till I met you.”🌝👀Tell me someone got the line😩
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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"Hello, beautiful! 😏 I was wondering, does the carpet match the drapes? 😉 "
"Does the idiot match the words? 😁 "
"What? 🤔 "
"Exactly. :madjoy: "
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"Hello, beautiful! 😏 I was wondering, does the carpet match the drapes? 😉 "
"Does the idiot match the words? 😁 "
"What? 🤔 "
"Exactly. :madjoy: "
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"Hello, beautiful! 😏 I was wondering, does the carpet match the drapes? 😉 "
"Does the idiot match the words? 😁 "
"What? 🤔 "
"Exactly. :madjoy: "
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"Hello, beautiful! 😏 I was wondering, does the carpet match the drapes? 😉 "
"Does the idiot match the words? 😁 "
"What? 🤔 "
"Exactly. :madjoy: "
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"Hello, beautiful! 😏 I was wondering, does the carpet match the drapes? 😉 "
"Does the idiot match the words? 😁 "
"What? 🤔 "
"Exactly. :madjoy: "
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Girl, as your legs approach your waist my interest goes to infinity because I’m totes a simp for dat ass. #math #pickuplines
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Girl, as your legs approach your waist my interest goes to infinity because I’m totes a simp for dat ass. #math #pickuplines
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Girl, as your legs approach your waist my interest goes to infinity because I’m totes a simp for dat ass. #math #pickuplines
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Hey baby are you the alphabet?
Cus I'd put U and I together ;)
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Hey baby are you the alphabet?
Cus I'd put U and I together ;)
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Hey baby are you the alphabet?
Cus I'd put U and I together ;)
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Hey baby are you the alphabet?
Cus I'd put U and I together ;)
