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  1. bluestarultor @[email protected] ·

    "Hey, baby, are we in The Matrix, because you are The One!"

    "Oh, my gosh!" I laughed. "Really?"

    "Yes."

    I suddenly found myself staring down the barrel of a gun.

    "Oh, SHIT!"

    #PickupLines #BadPickupLines #TheMatrix #TootFic #SmallStories #MicroFiction

    #pickuplines #badpickuplines #thematrix #tootfic #smallstories #microfiction
  2. Sheldon @[email protected] ·

    @JeanPhilippe I once asked my date, "What's your inner tree?"

    She stopped in her tracks and was completely silent. Then I saw she had a tear in her eye. "Nobody's ever asked me that before. I'm an oak. I'm an OAK!"

    But the question was just a joke that went over her head.

    We didn't end up sharing our lives together. 💔

    #badpickuplines #pickupline

    #badpickuplines #pickupline
  3. Jean-Philippe :1000: @[email protected] ·

    I once met a girl and told her "you must be my electron because we share a strong bond". Turns out she is a neuroscientist and thought my pick up line was charming. Five years later, we are still happily sharing our lives together! ❤️

    #truestory #badpickuplines #pickupline #dating #relationships #howimetmywife

    #truestory #badpickuplines #pickupline #dating #relationships #howimetmywife