#badpickuplines — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #badpickuplines, aggregated by home.social.
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Is your name Greyskull? Because I want to whip out your sword and be transformed by its power. #badpickuplines
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CW: Hey baby are you diminutive?
Cus you pretty fine.. ;)
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"You're like a word I don't know; I want to look you up." 😎
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“I missed the eclipse. I was distracted by your moon.”
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"Hey, baby, are we in The Matrix, because you are The One!"
"Oh, my gosh!" I laughed. "Really?"
"Yes."
I suddenly found myself staring down the barrel of a gun.
"Oh, SHIT!"
#PickupLines #BadPickupLines #TheMatrix #TootFic #SmallStories #MicroFiction
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@JeanPhilippe I once asked my date, "What's your inner tree?"
She stopped in her tracks and was completely silent. Then I saw she had a tear in her eye. "Nobody's ever asked me that before. I'm an oak. I'm an OAK!"
But the question was just a joke that went over her head.
We didn't end up sharing our lives together. 💔
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I once met a girl and told her "you must be my electron because we share a strong bond". Turns out she is a neuroscientist and thought my pick up line was charming. Five years later, we are still happily sharing our lives together! ❤️
#truestory #badpickuplines #pickupline #dating #relationships #howimetmywife
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"Is your name Gowan? Because you're giving me Moonlight Desires."
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CW: me being an idiot, dating, parental jokes/references
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CW: me being an idiot, dating, parental jokes/references
