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Síle never tried this line. I still did all the maintenance though. Because I enjoyed it and was good at it obviously 🤔🤣

#PickupLine #Cartoon #PrivateEye #Waters #BikeTooter

Síle never tried this line. I still did all the maintenance though. Because I enjoyed it and was good at it obviously 🤔🤣

#PickupLine #Cartoon #PrivateEye #Waters #BikeTooter

I may not put that sparkle in your eyes but
'I definitely put that
"what the f**k" wrinkle in yo forehead

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I do like hearing them 😉
https://ngl.link/randibaby001

#nsfw #nsfwtwt #ngl #anonymous #slut #pickupline

Hey baby are you the alphabet?

Cus I'd put U and I together ;)

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Hey baby are you the alphabet?

Cus I'd put U and I together ;)

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Hey baby are you diminutive?

Cus you fine ;)

And very smol... Legit had to search up diminutive cus I can't spell and it kinda sounds like a magical word to me.

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Hey baby are you diminutive?

Cus you fine ;)

And very smol... Legit had to search up diminutive cus I can't spell and it kinda sounds like a magical word to me.

#badpickupline #pickupline

Hey baby are you a recurring nightmare?

Cuz you take my breath away 😏 ... and make me question my psychology.

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Hey baby are you a recurring nightmare?

Cuz you take my breath away 😏 ... and make me question my psychology.

#pickupline #pickuplines

Pickup line:

"Are you a Death Star?"

"No, why?"

"You're so attractive that I feel I've been caught into your tractor beam."

#dating #PickupLine #DeathStar #StarWars

Pickup line:

"Are you a Death Star?"

"No, why?"

"You're so attractive that I feel I've been caught into your tractor beam."

#dating #PickupLine #DeathStar #StarWars

Another one I got ages ago..

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Another one I got ages ago..

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What's the worst pick-up line you've heard?

I just heard "I'm not a dentist, but I'd love to give you a filling!"

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What's the worst pick-up line you've heard?

I just heard "I'm not a dentist, but I'd love to give you a filling!"

#PickUp #PickUpLines #PickUpLine #dating #romance #relationship #Funny

@JeanPhilippe I once asked my date, "What's your inner tree?"

She stopped in her tracks and was completely silent. Then I saw she had a tear in her eye. "Nobody's ever asked me that before. I'm an oak. I'm an OAK!"

But the question was just a joke that went over her head.

We didn't end up sharing our lives together. 💔

#badpickuplines #pickupline

@JeanPhilippe I once asked my date, "What's your inner tree?"

She stopped in her tracks and was completely silent. Then I saw she had a tear in her eye. "Nobody's ever asked me that before. I'm an oak. I'm an OAK!"

But the question was just a joke that went over her head.

We didn't end up sharing our lives together. 💔

#badpickuplines #pickupline

I once met a girl and told her "you must be my electron because we share a strong bond". Turns out she is a neuroscientist and thought my pick up line was charming. Five years later, we are still happily sharing our lives together! ❤️

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I once met a girl and told her "you must be my electron because we share a strong bond". Turns out she is a neuroscientist and thought my pick up line was charming. Five years later, we are still happily sharing our lives together! ❤️

#truestory #badpickuplines #pickupline #dating #relationships #howimetmywife

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