#smallstories — Public Fediverse posts
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"I will grant you three wishes," the genie said.
"I want you to agree with me," the man said.
"Very clever!"
"I want you to stay with me."
"Gladly!"
"Give me what I ask for."
"I already have!"
The man asked for many things, and while he didn't get any of them, he had company and validation.
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CW: ph, minor injury
My acro partner appears to have sprained his butt.
As the injury is minor and I am not a grown up, this is hilarious to me.
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Found myself speaking with the parent of a small child I was amusing* at a restaurant:
"Are you an actor?"
"Nope."
"A comedian?"
"Not exactly. Why do you ask?"
"Well, you're very animated..."
"And yet, you didn't ask if I was a cartoon."*OK, truth be told, we were amusing each other.