#tangerinepalpatine — Public Fediverse posts
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Iran is not going to go back to the negotiating table, if anything, they will blockade the straight of Hormuz. It is a scenario that the Pentagon has been worried about for decades. Trump is going to toddle his way into it.
And of course Iran will now pursue the bomb at all costs.
#trump #fascism #nazis #idiot #mangomussolini #tangerinepalpatine #iran #israel
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Karoline Leavitt, the grovelling shit that tells the daily lies to the world on behalf of rapist and felon Donald #Trump, has an interesting section in her Wikipedia page that says quite a lot about her obsession with the #tangerinepalpatine .
See if you can guess what I'm talking about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoline_Leavitt#Personal_life
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This is some hard back-pedalling to preempt arguments for the impeachment of rapist and felon Donald #Trump that's already underway for ethnic cleansing.
We saw what we saw and we heard what we heard. He wants all Palestinians out of #Gaza and they can only come back if they can afford the no-doubt sky-high fees that #tangerinepalpatine will be charging to stay the night at his obscene 40km-long seaside golf resort.
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Rapist and felon Donald #Trump is flooding the zone with 💩. Most of the outrageous things are a smokescreen to distract from the really bad stuff. Just like any street con artist.
* Tarriffs - bluff
* Deportations - just enough to cause outrage and distraction
* Cancel all federal payments - bluffMeanwhile #spacenazi is doing goodness knows what to federal computers and #tangerinepalpatine wants any excuse for martial law.
It took Hitler 53 days to dismantle democracy.
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Felon and rapist #Trump blaming this #planecrash on the HR department for complying with mandated DEI policy is like blaming the traffic news presenter on local radio when you drive into a parked car whilst dead-drunk.
The army helicopter had its ADSB location transponder turned off while fucking about in busy civilian airspace - the approach to the runway, no less - at night. Total FAFO and, tragically, with a 67 collateral casualties. US Army is looking at a BIG payout.
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And there we have it. It took time for rapist and felon Donald #Trump to have his McBreakfast and do a few lines of Aderall to start with the bollocks about Biden crashing the plane. #tangerinepalpatine
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I'm sure if rapist and felon Donald #Trump offered four years' pay, he'd get his way.
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I'm not a betting man.
However, I'm totally into the idea of a sweepstake of "date of rapist and felon Trump's death". I'd put €50 into the pot. Seriously.
#fastfood #junkfood #mcdonalds #schadenfreude #trump #tangerinepalpatine
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I'm disappointed to see that #colombia has caved to rapist and felon Trump's mafia tactics.
Which makes me think, countries could really troll felon and rapist #Trump by keeping changing their minds. Allow one plane in and stop them again. Then let #tangerinepalpatine throw a hissy fit. And repeat.
See how long felonous rapist Trump lasts on a blood pressure rollercoaster with old age, obesity and diet of 100% McDonald's #ultraprocessedfood.
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I wonder if anybody at #Davos might be able to explain to the #tangerinepalpatine how tarriffs work - it's the end user in the country raising the #tarriffs that pays the tarriffs…
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And there's more. There's a bit of head shaking from the #tangerinepalpatine here. And if looks could kill...
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This footage of #kingtrump during the sermon is a gift that just keeps on giving. Just _look_ at his face in this one. ROTFLOL. Delightful.
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I'm reminded of Henry VIII. He didn't like the Church, either. He set up his own. Watch this space - the Church of MAGA is coming soon...
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If only Trump had started this rant about invading Canada, Greenland and Panama before the election, perhaps some of even the most dyed-in-the-wool Republicans wouldn't have voted for him.
#trump #tangerinepalpatine #Election2024 #greenland #panama #canada #impeachtrump
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Working as a US diplomat in a Trump administration is a nightmare.
A nice editorial from BBC.
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We need to remind ourselves why Trump is on Truth Social. It's not that Truth Social is the best way of communicating his thoughts to the masses. Truth Social has 600k users (pathetic considering there are 100M #maga fuckwits out there). It's because his output on Twitter and Facebook was, objectively, offensive and misleading. So he was banned for violating their terms and conditions.
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Trump is trying to bully every sovereign foreign nation. Nobody likes a bully.
This time he's literally tilting at windmills in UK. Britain should 'get rid of windmills' and grant more drilling licenses to his investors from the oil and gas business.
If you get money from the mafia, they're going to want to get it back. With interest.
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I wasn't sure how to pick through the chunks of Donald Trump's firehose of verbal diarrhoea on his vanity Truth Social platform without signing up the service.
Clearly I'm never going to do that which would be one more validation of the magalomaniac's (sic) craziness.
#magalomania #truthsocial #tangerinepalpatine #trump
Turns out, it's easy:
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Trump fragrances. Let's get the ball rolling. Inspired by a diet of pure McDonalds.
#trumpfragrances #trump #donaldtrump #maga #tangerinepalpatine #trumpfragrance
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Mark my words, this is going to be a goldmine of AI-generated memes and Late Show gags.
NOBODY wants to smell like Donald Trump 💩
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Some serious #enshittification going on today.
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'd love to know in what way right wing US Americans feel a lack of liberty and exactly how they believe Trump will give them more liberty. They can already have all the guns and ammo they could ever want and drive ridiculously large pickup trucks.
This smells a lot like the #Brexit Leave campaigning where dim-witted Brits were brainwashed to feel some sense of lack of control by being part of the EU.
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From now on Trump will have to play golf completely surrounded 360° by a set of portable bulletproof glass screens.
He's such a great, powerful golfer that he'll still manage to play the 18 holes at three under par.
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It's always best to pump a stock before you dump it.
#djt #StockManipulation #trump #dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/13/investing/trump-social-media-stock/index.html
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Obviously I know nothing about US American law, but how the fuck can Trump get away with hoarding boxes of secret documents in his toilet after getting fired from the job that allowed him to see them in the first place?
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@rickderuiter Isn't it more likely that Elon hires Trump?
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@randahl Looking into my crystal ball I see a glut of Teslas on the second-hand market as the brand's popularity nosedives among its mostly Democrat-voting fanbase.
Who the hell wants to be seen driving an electric Trump wagon?
Tesla will become very costly as you'll lose nearly half of the ticket price when you pick up the keys on a new one.
#SpaceKaren remains a genius.
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Boy, Chump has been chugging the Aderall today!
Presumably 3 debates on Fox, host Tucker Carlson, a hand-picked fascist audience with no control over mics.
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Trump has chosen a stand-in for the debate with Harris on ABC.
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@Geri He would probably have done a very strong deal. Something that only a strong and stable genius could negotiate.
Like ten prisoners going to Putin for one US American coming home.
#theartofthedeal #trump #dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine #Election2024
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Wow, Trump a crypto bro. What a genius. And he’s going to boost US crypto mining and processing by burning more coal to generate all the electricity needed.
Where do I start with this?
#dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine #fossilfuels #climatechange #cryptobros #trump #coal
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I'm an atheist, but I've had a lot of visits to Christian (Catholic and Church of England) chuches in my lifetime. My understanding is that hats in church are a no-no. Including MAGA baseball caps. A quick Google suggests that the Bible says so in 1 Corinthians 11:17.
I'm sure this doesn't really matter to the lying, thieving adulter playing the "I'm a Christian" ticket. 🤷🏼♂️
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Trump's inability to pronounce 'Kamala' suggests either senility unfit for presidential duty, a level of intelligence below the minimum to act as president or immaturity unworthy of office. Which is it, Donald? (You may choose more than one.)
'Kamala' - sounds a lot like 'Pamela' - like 'Pamela Anderson'. It's not hard.
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Oh, this is very good indeed.
I'm hoping Alec Baldwin might be able to get back on form to support the cause!
#dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine #Election2024 #trump
AI Trump Visits Mr. Wizard
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I think he mis-spoke. More like he will *put* a bullet *in" democracy.
#January6 #dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #Project2025 #dictator #KingOfAmerica
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"The damage he has done to this country is unthinkable,"
Unthinkable as in you can't think of any damage Joe Biden has done to USA. Joe's had an excellent presidency - actually making America great again. Compare and contrast with the #project2025 #enshittification plan.
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@randahl You couldn't make this shit up.
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There's 45 million new reasons, *every month* not to subscribe to Starlink, not to use Xitter and not to buy a Tesla. Just in case you were thinking about doing that, which, I believe, would be just about nobody reading this on Mastodon.
(I wonder if that guy in the office will finally shut up about his new Tesla now that it's an official Trump-wagon.)
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I myself would find having a police mugshot on file something to be embarrassed about.
Bugger me if #TeflonDon hasn't managed to spin it into making (more) money for himself.
Just how stupid ARE his supporters? I have a bridge to sell them.
Trump campaign raises $7.1m following historic Georgia mugshot
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66632882 -
“You see, I’m smart. The smartest president the world has ever seen. So, so smart. So very smart. This golf course is tax-free. How? Because I’m smart. I buried one of my wives over there and now the golf course is tax-free. How smart is that? No, don’t answer, I’ll tell you - it’s very, very smart.”
“Do you like shopping? I know a store off of Central Park. Nice fitting rooms.”