#flush — Public Fediverse posts
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🆕 Nouvel épisode du podcast Les Amis Causent !
🎧 Ep 92 - La finale du Superbowlet
➡️ https://smartlink.ausha.co/les-amis-causent/ep-92-la-finale-du-superbowlet?asmid=588597
😂 On parle de nos amis les animaux, du super bowl, de législation française, de racisme et de sport, sans oublier la découverte musicale. Vous aurez honte mais vous rigolerez quand même !
#allemagne #codecivil #commentateursportif #cormoran #flush #football #IA #LesAmisCausent #Mouette #podcast #POLOGNE #racisme #rhinocéros #superbowl #turquie
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I would say once every couple of months I clock the two button flush on a toilet and think of this tweet from @chrisphin
It usually gives me a good 10-15 minutes of pondering the answer.
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I would say once every couple of months I clock the two button flush on a toilet and think of this tweet from @chrisphin
It usually gives me a good 10-15 minutes of pondering the answer.
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Bitcoin At Historic RSI Lows — Is The Final Flush Already Behind Us?
https://misryoum.com/us/markets/bitcoin-at-historic-rsi-lows-is-the-final/
Bitcoin is trading at weekly RSI levels historically seen near bear market bottoms, signaling that selling pressure may be easing. While confirmation is needed, the market is in a zone often marking late-stage capitulation. The key question: was the recent...
#Bitcoin #Historic #RSI #Lows #The #Final #Flush #Already #Behind #US_News_Hub #misryoum_com
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Innovation FTW! American Standard Toilets Will Now Come With A Third Flush Button Option For Flushing Yourself Down The Toilet
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Innovation FTW! American Standard Toilets Will Now Come With A Third Flush Button Option For Flushing Yourself Down The Toilet
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TIL: How to Clear DNS Cache on macOS
Nach dem Umzug einer Website zu einem anderen Webhoster hatten laut whatsmydns.net alle Name Server die neue IP-Adresse.
Nur mein MacBook löste selbst einen Tag später den Domain Namen weiterhin zur alten IP auf, sodass ich versehentlich im WordPress-Backend beim alten Webhoster landete...
Lösung: Terminal öffnen und DNS Cache flushen.
sudo dscacheutil -flushcache;
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TIL: How to Clear DNS Cache on macOS
Nach dem Umzug einer Website zu einem anderen Webhoster hatten laut whatsmydns.net alle Name Server die neue IP-Adresse.
Nur mein MacBook löste selbst einen Tag später den Domain Namen weiterhin zur alten IP auf, sodass ich versehentlich im WordPress-Backend beim alten Webhoster landete...
Lösung: Terminal öffnen und DNS Cache flushen.
sudo dscacheutil -flushcache;
sudo killall -HUP mDNSResponder -
"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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"Hi! I'd like to buy you a drink and make you flush."
"Okay, for the drink, but you want to make me flush... like a toilet?"
"Oh. I meant blush. I messed up badly, didn't I? I suck at pickup lines."
"It's okay."
"I better take a Xanax."
"Here's some water."
"Thanks." [Takes a pill, looks at the bottle.] "Oh, no..."
"What is it?"
"I should have checked carefully beforehand. This is not Xanax. This is a laxative. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Maybe you'd like to come with me?"
"Er... to do what? Hold a conference while you're on the throne?"
"That was a stupid idea. It was nice meeting you."
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Rain and cyclones flush the land and it is leading to the waterway's inhabitants' death.
"Mass fish kill in NSW Northern Rivers following Tropical Cyclone Alfred. Thousands of fish and other aquatic animals have washed ashore across the NSW Northern Rivers, as floodwaters surge through the catchment triggering a fish kill. "
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-18/richmond-river-fish-kill-ballina-flood/105061726
#FossilFuels #pollution #NSW #rivers #MassFishKill #floods #flush -
Rain and cyclones flush the land and it is leading to the waterway's inhabitants' death.
"Mass fish kill in NSW Northern Rivers following Tropical Cyclone Alfred. Thousands of fish and other aquatic animals have washed ashore across the NSW Northern Rivers, as floodwaters surge through the catchment triggering a fish kill. "
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-18/richmond-river-fish-kill-ballina-flood/105061726
#FossilFuels #pollution #NSW #rivers #MassFishKill #floods #flush -
#Flush out the toxins
regain some semblance of health
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We the people species now classified
by the autonomous bots
as a rough approximation
of the standard median deviation
duly notated in the analytic bible
we are required to pray fromSo our inevitable dissolution
will be an impersonal data execution
of a cold blooded algorithm
installed to maximize program efficienciesOnce we skewed variances have been classified
and human imperfections properly identified
a massive data dump will be loaded
into all infected servers
to #flush
undesirable mutants
replete with defective deficiencies
out of the now purified system -
We the people species now classified
by the autonomous bots
as a rough approximation
of the standard median deviation
duly notated in the analytic bible
we are required to pray fromSo our inevitable dissolution
will be an impersonal data execution
of a cold blooded algorithm
installed to maximize program efficienciesOnce we skewed variances have been classified
and human imperfections properly identified
a massive data dump will be loaded
into all infected servers
to #flush
undesirable mutants
replete with defective deficiencies
out of the now purified system -
remember to flush
hurdle transforms to anchor
an owl spreads its wings---
#BlueSkyRelay - #hurdle
#VssPoem - #anchor
#vss365 - #flush
#DailyHaikuPrompt - owl
#WritingCommunity #poetry #haiku -
remember to flush
hurdle transforms to anchor
an owl spreads its wings---
#BlueSkyRelay - #hurdle
#VssPoem - #anchor
#vss365 - #flush
#DailyHaikuPrompt - owl
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New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
comics.lucentinian.com/1858
#Laughs #VisitUsNow #ComedyGold #FunnyNews #LaughWithAI -
Toilets in the Southern Hemisphere flush unexpectedly
Photo by Gabor Monori on UnsplashEverybody knows that toilets in the Northern Hemisphere flush normally. This is due to the Don Corleone effect, which pushes the water the normal way. Now, in the Southern Hemisphere, the Don Corleone effect also exists but works in reverse. This fact makes the toilets there work in an unexpected fashion.
We asked Carlos Morales for a demonstration of the effect. He asked us to stand back, for safety. Then, he pulled the toilet’s handle down, sending a stream of water to the ceiling. We had witnessed, with our very own eyes, the Don Corleone effect in action.
Morales told us, “As you can imagine, this effect creates a steady stream (pun intended) of work for us janitors. Nobody likes to go into a bathroom whose ceiling is covered with a jet of feces, or just piss.”
We flew to the equator with Morales to hold another demonstration there. When he pulled the handle at the equator, nothing whatsoever happened. He explained, “That’s because, here, the Don Corleone effect cannot act. Consequently, all the toilets have to be manually emptied.”
Next time you flush your toilet, and it works normally, thank the Don Corleone effect for this, and thank us for having educated you.
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"Dear siblings, when the time comes, please do not resist. I urge you to go with the flow, and go with the flush. My time has now come, goodbye... blblblbb lblblblblbl..."
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"Dear siblings, when the time comes, please do not resist. I urge you to go with the flow, and go with the flush. My time has now come, goodbye... blblblbb lblblblblbl..."
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#Flush #niacin used as oral supplementation for #treating #withdrawal in a #smoking #cessation program
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#Flush #niacin used as oral supplementation for #treating #withdrawal in a #smoking #cessation program
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My late grandfather collected autographs. Know what I did with the Bill Cosby one? I wiped my ass with it. #Flush
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Flushies
Finn has a new idea for a stuffed toy.
https://youtube.com/shorts/37wY9292Qhc?feature=share
#AutisticWriters #comedy #flush #plushies #StuffedAnimal #StuffedToy #toilet #YourAutisticLife
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CW: Друга програма на Haskell
Зазвичай друга програма кожного програміста який починає вивчати мову програмування це
hello {name}.Спочатку треба трохи розʼяснити про
ghc,ghciі функціюmain.ghc- це компілятор мови програмуванняHaskell.ghci- це інтерпретатор мови програмування.функція
main- це головна функція яка автоматично викликається при запуску бінарного файлу зібраного за допомогоюghc. Вона не обовʼязкова для запуску в режимі інтерпретації.У функціональних мовах, до яких належить Haskell, немає змінних. Є тільки функції та константи. Константа це функція яка повертає завжди одне значення не залежачи від жодних обставин.
Всі файли з джерельним кодом називаються модулями. Є спеціальне оголошення модулів, але про це пізніше.
Також є різниця між написанням коду в файлі й виконанням в інтерактивному режимі інтерпретатора. В інтерпретаторі ми можемо виконати будь-яку інструкцію, наприклад
putStrLn "Hi!", а в модулі ні. У модулі можна тільки створювати функції.Однорядкові коментарі починаються з двох мінусів
-- Comment.
Тепер перейдемо до нашої програми. У єдиній попередній нашій функції в нас була одна команда. Виклик функції
putStrLnз передаванням аргументу. Тепер нам потрібно вписати кілька команд, і щоб це зробити потрібно використати ключове словоdo. Після нього можна вписати кілька команд розділені;, або новим рядком. Але кожний новий рядок повинен починатися з певного відступу. Відступ може бути або пробілом, або табуляцією. Кількість символів може бути різною, але кожний наступний рядок повинен мати, або ту ж кількість пробілів, або більше. Якщо буде менше, то це вважатиметься новим оголошенням. Також один символ табуляції буде розглядатись як вісім пробілів, не залежно від налаштувань редактора.main = do putStr "Введіть ваше ім'я: " -- Вивід тексту в stdout name <- getLine -- зчитування з клавіатури одного рядка з stdin putStrLn ("Привіт, " ++ name ++ "!") -- Вивід привітання в stdoutОператор
++обʼєднує рядки в один. У інших мовах для цього використовується оператор, який складається з одного символу+.Все було б добре, якби не одна проблема. Коли ми запустимо цю програму, то отримаємо не зовсім очікуваний результат.
Мертвий Демон Введіть ваше ім'я: Привіт, Мертвий Демон!Ця програма спочатку буде очікувати на ввід, а потім виведе на екран весь текст. Це відбувається через буферизацію. Вивід відбувається при вписуванні символу нового рядка. Але ми можемо змусити його вивести тоді коли нам це потрібно. Ця функція називається
flush. У Haskell вона знаходиться у модуліSystem.IO, який нам потрібно імпортувати.import System.IO main = do putStr "Введіть ваше ім'я: " hFlush stdout name <- getLine putStrLn ("Привіт, " ++ name ++ "!")Ця програма буде працювати вірно.
#haskell #hello-name #programing #програмування #друга #програма #stdout #stdin #функції #вивід #ввід #екран #клавіатура #зчитування #flush
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Ultimi preparativi prima dei laboratori Wikipedia :wikipedia: e Wikisource :wikisource: di domani a #Flush, il festival dell'#editoria #femminista. Se sei a #Bologna non puoi mancare! https://zero.eu/it/eventi/288282-flush-festival-2023,bologna/
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Maybe you wanted to try a #Flush but wondered if the hardcover was worth the plunge? Fear not! The “taboo breaker” and “surprisingly funny tour” of our humble #2 is now available everywhere in paperback! (through Grand Central Publishing)
#author #books #bookstodon #poop #science #sanitation #compost #personalhealth #medicine #energy #conservation #scicomm #dadpuns
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Maybe you wanted to try a #Flush but wondered if the hardcover was worth the plunge? Fear not! The “taboo breaker” and “surprisingly funny tour” of our humble #2 is now available everywhere in paperback! (through Grand Central Publishing)
#author #books #bookstodon #poop #science #sanitation #compost #personalhealth #medicine #energy #conservation #scicomm #dadpuns
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When Virginia Woolf said “what men can never know”, she obviously hadn’t heard of Grindr.
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When Virginia Woolf said “what men can never know”, she obviously hadn’t heard of Grindr.
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Did you know Virginia Woolf wrote a biography of a dog named Flush? It’s one of her lesser known works and is much lighter than others, even lighter than Orlando. Maybe that’s why, she expressed distaste of the work in her diaries shortly after finishing it.
It’s more like a historical fiction novel than a biography and it’s brilliant, witty and great fun to read.
#AmReading #VirginiaWoolf #Flush #Biography #Books #HistoricalFiction #Quotes
