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Master the art of the first impression. ✍️✨
Your dating profile is your story. Learn how to highlight your personality while navigating disability disclosure with confidence.
✅ Profile bio tips ✅ Photo advice ✅ Disclosure strategies
https://includate.com/how-to-write-a-dating-profile-for-disabled-singles/
#disability #disabilityCrowdfund #DatingTips #InclusiveDating #Accessibility #DatingProfile
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What does work from home look like? Well it looks like work! Men hobbies women find unattractive: trolling Is there any shock with that?! #dating #wfh #workfromhome #profile #unattractive #lame #troll #trolls #trolling #datingprofile
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Don Draper" as the profile's handle.
Way to label yourself as a toxic individual. "Darth Vader", "Dracula", "Sauron" would all be better handles. Why? These are creatures not meant to be real. They are over the top. Don Draper is imaginary, but his toxic behavior is rooted in reality.
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Don Draper" as the profile's handle.
Way to label yourself as a toxic individual. "Darth Vader", "Dracula", "Sauron" would all be better handles. Why? These are creatures not meant to be real. They are over the top. Don Draper is imaginary, but his toxic behavior is rooted in reality.
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Don Draper" as the profile's handle.
Way to label yourself as a toxic individual. "Darth Vader", "Dracula", "Sauron" would all be better handles. Why? These are creatures not meant to be real. They are over the top. Don Draper is imaginary, but his toxic behavior is rooted in reality.
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Don Draper" as the profile's handle.
Way to label yourself as a toxic individual. "Darth Vader", "Dracula", "Sauron" would all be better handles. Why? These are creatures not meant to be real. They are over the top. Don Draper is imaginary, but his toxic behavior is rooted in reality.
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Don't you dare put a date in this format in your dating profile in Feeld:
2025-07-23
It is going to bark at you that phone numbers in profiles are prohibited.
:holdthepain:
#OnlineDating #DatingProfile #date #PhoneNumber #stupid #Feeld
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Don't you dare put a date in this format in your dating profile in Feeld:
2025-07-23
It is going to bark at you that phone numbers in profiles are prohibited.
:holdthepain:
#OnlineDating #DatingProfile #date #PhoneNumber #stupid #Feeld
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Don't you dare put a date in this format in your dating profile in Feeld:
2025-07-23
It is going to bark at you that phone numbers in profiles are prohibited.
:holdthepain:
#OnlineDating #DatingProfile #date #PhoneNumber #stupid #Feeld
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Don't you dare put a date in this format in your dating profile in Feeld:
2025-07-23
It is going to bark at you that phone numbers in profiles are prohibited.
:holdthepain:
#OnlineDating #DatingProfile #date #PhoneNumber #stupid #Feeld
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Looking for someone with a little razzle-dazzle."
This was the entire profile.
:catthinking:
So....
Jazz hands then??
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Looking for someone with a little razzle-dazzle."
This was the entire profile.
:catthinking:
So....
Jazz hands then??
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Looking for someone with a little razzle-dazzle."
This was the entire profile.
:catthinking:
So....
Jazz hands then??
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Looking for someone with a little razzle-dazzle."
This was the entire profile.
:catthinking:
So....
Jazz hands then??
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Seen in a dating profile of someone currently traveling:
"I travel frequently for work."
What they probably mean: "You're not wasting your time liking me. I'm going to be in your area frequently."
What I understand: "Work sends me here and there. You'll be lucky if I'm in your area once a year. Lol!"
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Every day feels like Valentine's Day when you're with me. Lol!"
:holdthepain: What? No, no, I am not slowly walking away from you. Why do you say that?
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Seen in a sex ad:
"Couple in search of a third. None of those silly rules other couples have. No men."
Wait.... what were you saying about silly rules?
🙄
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Seen in a sex ad:
"Couple in search of a third. None of those silly rules other couples have. No men."
Wait.... what were you saying about silly rules?
🙄
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Seen in a sex ad:
"Couple in search of a third. None of those silly rules other couples have. No men."
Wait.... what were you saying about silly rules?
🙄
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Seen in a sex ad:
"Couple in search of a third. None of those silly rules other couples have. No men."
Wait.... what were you saying about silly rules?
🙄
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Seen in a sex ad:
"Couple in search of a third. None of those silly rules other couples have. No men."
Wait.... what were you saying about silly rules?
🙄
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"You're open to anything, eh?"
"Yeah, that's what I wrote in my profile."
"Kiss me, then."
"What?"
"Prove that you're open to anything. Kiss me."
"No. I'm not gay!"
"But you're open to ANY-THING!"
"My profile also says that I'm straight."
"Yes, but still open to anything."
"Well, the straight bit wins."
"You lied."
"How so?"
"You said you were open to anything."
"I mean that I'm relatively open-minded."
"Why not say this, then?"
"Say what?"
"That you are open-minded. Why did you have to say that you're open to anything?"
"I don't know."
"Why did you think I was interested in you?"
"Oh, I thought you wanted to sell me cell phone service."
"Well... that's not untrue."
"See!"
"At first, yes, I wanted to sell you cell phone service, but when I saw your eyes, my heart melted."
#anything #OpenMinded #straight #queer #Dating #DatingProfile
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I've been liked by someone named "Musk" and who has a really terrible profile on a dating app.
:headache:
Maybe it is some sort of stupid joke.
:holdthepain:
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Looking for something."
Aren't we all?
This was the entire profile.
:why:
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Seen in a dating profile:
"I've just finished my Ph.D."
This is it. This is the entire profile.
:catthinking:
Congratulations, but why do you think that's the one and only thing people want to know about you in a dating context?
I have a Ph.D. and I don't mention it in my profile.
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Seen in a dating profile:
"we're a real (paid membership) couple"
Er... except that your profile does not show the membership badge that indicates you're paying.
Also, I've run into scammers that had the member badge, so...
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Seen in a dating profile:
"I am a professional male."
:catthinking:
Are we to assume that this is like the sentence "I am a professional airline pilot?" I understand this to mean, "I am a professional at being an airline pilot."
So the first quote above would mean that I am a professional at being a male.
I know. It is more likely that this male wanted to say, "I'm a professional and a male."
:headache:
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Y'all need to raise your Tinder profile game...
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Seen in a dating profile:
"No "doms." It takes a long time to be an effective one, and most seem unwilling to put in that work."
First, I did notice the lack of capitalization and your use of quotes. Way to question someone's self-identification, dear "person."
Second, I'm going to bet that you're a high-maintenance asshat with comments like those. I have maybe two and a half year of experience being a Dom. I've been with numerous folks who thought my skills were divine. They were definitely not high-maintenance asshats, however.
Finally, I don't need someone like you. But thank you for revealing yourself.
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Communication is key."
Except... this was the entire profile. If communication is key, why not fill the profile?
:why:
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Please Kik us!"
Happy to oblige. [Kiks them right into the reject pile.]
Yeah, I know what Kik is. No, I don't want to start a relationship there.
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CW: lewd
Seen in a dating profile:
"Clitoris based, but visit your g-spot often."
(This is a joke. I've never seen this in a dating profile. But I've just read something that made me think o f this. :madjoy: )
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A man who is polysexual declares that he is into:
"into biologically defined women at birth."
Wait? Does this not belie the "polysexual" claim? I checked, and polysexual means being attracted to more than one gender. I'm seeing just one gender in the bit I quoted above: cis women.
He continues:
"I have nothing against your life choices..."
Oh, because he thinks being trans is a choice? :holdthepain:
#dating #DatingProfile #polysexuality #gender #trans #transphobia
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A man who is polysexual declares that he is into:
"into biologically defined women at birth."
Wait? Does this not belie the "polysexual" claim? I checked, and polysexual means being attracted to more than one gender. I'm seeing just one gender in the bit I quoted above: cis women.
He continues:
"I have nothing against your life choices..."
Oh, because he thinks being trans is a choice? :holdthepain:
#dating #DatingProfile #polysexuality #gender #trans #transphobia
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A man who is polysexual declares that he is into:
"into biologically defined women at birth."
Wait? Does this not belie the "polysexual" claim? I checked, and polysexual means being attracted to more than one gender. I'm seeing just one gender in the bit I quoted above: cis women.
He continues:
"I have nothing against your life choices..."
Oh, because he thinks being trans is a choice? :holdthepain:
#dating #DatingProfile #polysexuality #gender #trans #transphobia
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A man who is polysexual declares that he is into:
"into biologically defined women at birth."
Wait? Does this not belie the "polysexual" claim? I checked, and polysexual means being attracted to more than one gender. I'm seeing just one gender in the bit I quoted above: cis women.
He continues:
"I have nothing against your life choices..."
Oh, because he thinks being trans is a choice? :holdthepain:
#dating #DatingProfile #polysexuality #gender #trans #transphobia
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A man who is polysexual declares that he is into:
"into biologically defined women at birth."
Wait? Does this not belie the "polysexual" claim? I checked, and polysexual means being attracted to more than one gender. I'm seeing just one gender in the bit I quoted above: cis women.
He continues:
"I have nothing against your life choices..."
Oh, because he thinks being trans is a choice? :holdthepain:
#dating #DatingProfile #polysexuality #gender #trans #transphobia
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A dating profile contains essentially the following edict:
"Please make a minimal effort before you ask, 'what are you looking for.'"
This is the profile. This is also less than 10% of the text you can put in a profile.
How nice to ask others to put a minimal amount of effort when you cannot be bothered to do the same.
Thank you for revealing your attitude, however. Pass!
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Are you a Wi-Fi router? Because I'm feeling a connection."
🙄
Great line, there, bud! You might have guessed that guy was a cishet man.
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Seen in a dating profile:
"Let's conserve and see where things go."
:catthinking: Conserve?
I wasn't aware of the new green dating scene. :madjoy:
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Stuff I saw in a dating profile:
"I'm not a Dom... sorry ladies."
And then in that person's desires: "Being dominant."
:catthinking:
In another profile:
"Hetero passing."
Er... what does this mean?
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PSA: Don't put in your dating profile "active on Twitter."
😬
You might as well put "I'm proud to be a shitbag."
Maybe you have a good reason to still have a Twitter account. Okay. Don't talk about it in your dating profile as if it were a plus.
The only appropriate way to talk about a Twitter account these days is to do it sheepishly, with your eyes downcast, and in hushed tones, very much aware of the shame it implies.
Yeah, that profile was rejected immediately. I've already dated a queer Republican. I'm not looking for a repeat.
(No, I did not know initially that she was a Republican. She revealed that months into our relationship. :headache: )
#dating #PSA #DatingProfile #Xitter #ShitbirdSite #Twitter #shame
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Seen in another dating profile:
"My DMs are open..."
On Feeld, this is a meaningless sentence. There is no DM. At most, you can send a message with a ping, and you do not have the option to turn this off.
It is not like Discord, where you can tell Discord to not accept messages from people you are not friends with, etc.
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Seen in a dating profile:
"If you want to date me, you must answer these riddles three..."
:catthinking:
Yep, reject pile. I'm not interested in dating The Riddler.
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[#OkCupid workers talking about me.]
"Good god! This enby has blocked everybody in a 50-mile radius."
"Shit! There's no candidate to put in their Cupid's Picks."
"Wait a second! A new profile!"
"Ew... the profile pics are awful, and there's no profile text to speak of."
"Well, we have to fill Cupid's Picks with *something*."
"I think my dead uncle Bob would be a better pick."
"We have to make do with what we have."
"Alright."
[Me: opens app, screams in horror.] 😱
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Someone liked me on OkCupid!
I look, and I'm immediately disappointed. Some guy from the Philippines.
I look at the profile and see:
"Too lazy to put bio, talk to me instead ;)"
Nah. I'm too lazy to like you back, and I pass on you instead.
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Someone liked me on OkCupid!
I look, and I'm immediately disappointed. Some guy from the Philippines.
I look at the profile and see:
"Too lazy to put bio, talk to me instead ;)"
Nah. I'm too lazy to like you back, and I pass on you instead.
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Someone liked me on OkCupid!
I look, and I'm immediately disappointed. Some guy from the Philippines.
I look at the profile and see:
"Too lazy to put bio, talk to me instead ;)"
Nah. I'm too lazy to like you back, and I pass on you instead.
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Someone liked me on OkCupid!
I look, and I'm immediately disappointed. Some guy from the Philippines.
I look at the profile and see:
"Too lazy to put bio, talk to me instead ;)"
Nah. I'm too lazy to like you back, and I pass on you instead.