#dolt45 — Public Fediverse posts
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'm not sure that BBC is necessarily deliberately trolling Trump but they always seem to pick the photo that highlights the fact that his fake tan is applied with a paint roller.
I say "fake tan", although I suspect wood stain - likely Colonial Maple 223 or Gunstock 231.
#dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #trump #FakeTrump #faketan
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I'd love to know in what way right wing US Americans feel a lack of liberty and exactly how they believe Trump will give them more liberty. They can already have all the guns and ammo they could ever want and drive ridiculously large pickup trucks.
This smells a lot like the #Brexit Leave campaigning where dim-witted Brits were brainwashed to feel some sense of lack of control by being part of the EU.
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The Hand of God leading him to:
* Screw a porno actress while his wife was nursing their newborn son
* Join Jeffrey Epstein for pedo sessions
* Write 34 felonous cheques
* Try to overturn the government with a violent coup
* Grift hundred thousand dollar watches out of a strip mall
* Grab women in the crotch
* Rape women in a department store
* Side with KKK types
* Hoarde state secrets in his toilet to share with the Kremlin -
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Trump wants to protect the US automobile industry. Apart from the one notable exception run by a notorious nazi, US American car companies sell ridiculous polluter trucks as "cars". And Trump thinks it's very important to protect their right to carry on destroying the planet for The American Way.
#trump #SpaceKaren #dolt45 #climatechange #evs #rollingcoal
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/clyvxxzzjqxt?post=asset%3Adeb558b3-b492-4296-94ef-076dd32e2e67#post
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Trump wants to protect the US automobile industry. Apart from the one notable exception run by a notorious nazi, US American car companies sell ridiculous polluter trucks as "cars". And Trump thinks it's very important to protect their right to carry on destroying the planet for The American Way.
#trump #SpaceKaren #dolt45 #climatechange #evs #rollingcoal
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/clyvxxzzjqxt?post=asset%3Adeb558b3-b492-4296-94ef-076dd32e2e67#post
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Trump wants to protect the US automobile industry. Apart from the one notable exception run by a notorious nazi, US American car companies sell ridiculous polluter trucks as "cars". And Trump thinks it's very important to protect their right to carry on destroying the planet for The American Way.
#trump #SpaceKaren #dolt45 #climatechange #evs #rollingcoal
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/clyvxxzzjqxt?post=asset%3Adeb558b3-b492-4296-94ef-076dd32e2e67#post
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Trump wants to protect the US automobile industry. Apart from the one notable exception run by a notorious nazi, US American car companies sell ridiculous polluter trucks as "cars". And Trump thinks it's very important to protect their right to carry on destroying the planet for The American Way.
#trump #SpaceKaren #dolt45 #climatechange #evs #rollingcoal
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/clyvxxzzjqxt?post=asset%3Adeb558b3-b492-4296-94ef-076dd32e2e67#post
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Trump wants to protect the US automobile industry. Apart from the one notable exception run by a notorious nazi, US American car companies sell ridiculous polluter trucks as "cars". And Trump thinks it's very important to protect their right to carry on destroying the planet for The American Way.
#trump #SpaceKaren #dolt45 #climatechange #evs #rollingcoal
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/clyvxxzzjqxt?post=asset%3Adeb558b3-b492-4296-94ef-076dd32e2e67#post
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From now on Trump will have to play golf completely surrounded 360° by a set of portable bulletproof glass screens.
He's such a great, powerful golfer that he'll still manage to play the 18 holes at three under par.
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It's always best to pump a stock before you dump it.
#djt #StockManipulation #trump #dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/13/investing/trump-social-media-stock/index.html
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Obviously I know nothing about US American law, but how the fuck can Trump get away with hoarding boxes of secret documents in his toilet after getting fired from the job that allowed him to see them in the first place?
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@rickderuiter Isn't it more likely that Elon hires Trump?
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@randahl Looking into my crystal ball I see a glut of Teslas on the second-hand market as the brand's popularity nosedives among its mostly Democrat-voting fanbase.
Who the hell wants to be seen driving an electric Trump wagon?
Tesla will become very costly as you'll lose nearly half of the ticket price when you pick up the keys on a new one.
#SpaceKaren remains a genius.
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Boy, Chump has been chugging the Aderall today!
Presumably 3 debates on Fox, host Tucker Carlson, a hand-picked fascist audience with no control over mics.
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Trump has chosen a stand-in for the debate with Harris on ABC.
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@Geri He would probably have done a very strong deal. Something that only a strong and stable genius could negotiate.
Like ten prisoners going to Putin for one US American coming home.
#theartofthedeal #trump #dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine #Election2024
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Wow, Trump a crypto bro. What a genius. And he’s going to boost US crypto mining and processing by burning more coal to generate all the electricity needed.
Where do I start with this?
#dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine #fossilfuels #climatechange #cryptobros #trump #coal
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I'm an atheist, but I've had a lot of visits to Christian (Catholic and Church of England) chuches in my lifetime. My understanding is that hats in church are a no-no. Including MAGA baseball caps. A quick Google suggests that the Bible says so in 1 Corinthians 11:17.
I'm sure this doesn't really matter to the lying, thieving adulter playing the "I'm a Christian" ticket. 🤷🏼♂️
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Trump's inability to pronounce 'Kamala' suggests either senility unfit for presidential duty, a level of intelligence below the minimum to act as president or immaturity unworthy of office. Which is it, Donald? (You may choose more than one.)
'Kamala' - sounds a lot like 'Pamela' - like 'Pamela Anderson'. It's not hard.
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Oh, this is very good indeed.
I'm hoping Alec Baldwin might be able to get back on form to support the cause!
#dolt45 #tangerinepalpatine #Election2024 #trump
AI Trump Visits Mr. Wizard
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I think he mis-spoke. More like he will *put* a bullet *in" democracy.
#January6 #dolt45 #Election2024 #tangerinepalpatine #Project2025 #dictator #KingOfAmerica
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"The damage he has done to this country is unthinkable,"
Unthinkable as in you can't think of any damage Joe Biden has done to USA. Joe's had an excellent presidency - actually making America great again. Compare and contrast with the #project2025 #enshittification plan.
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@randahl You couldn't make this shit up.
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There's 45 million new reasons, *every month* not to subscribe to Starlink, not to use Xitter and not to buy a Tesla. Just in case you were thinking about doing that, which, I believe, would be just about nobody reading this on Mastodon.
(I wonder if that guy in the office will finally shut up about his new Tesla now that it's an official Trump-wagon.)
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Libertarians have their challenges but they aren't utterly stupid enough to believe Fat Nixon's fake cryptocurrency ballwashing.
‘No wannabe dictators!’: Donald Trump booed at Libertarian convention | US elections 2024 | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/26/no-wannabe-dictators-donald-trump-booed-at-libertarian-convention -
Libertarians have their challenges but they aren't utterly stupid enough to believe Fat Nixon's fake cryptocurrency ballwashing.
‘No wannabe dictators!’: Donald Trump booed at Libertarian convention | US elections 2024 | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/26/no-wannabe-dictators-donald-trump-booed-at-libertarian-convention -
Libertarians have their challenges but they aren't utterly stupid enough to believe Fat Nixon's fake cryptocurrency ballwashing.
‘No wannabe dictators!’: Donald Trump booed at Libertarian convention | US elections 2024 | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/26/no-wannabe-dictators-donald-trump-booed-at-libertarian-convention -
Libertarians have their challenges but they aren't utterly stupid enough to believe Fat Nixon's fake cryptocurrency ballwashing.
‘No wannabe dictators!’: Donald Trump booed at Libertarian convention | US elections 2024 | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/26/no-wannabe-dictators-donald-trump-booed-at-libertarian-convention -
Libertarians have their challenges but they aren't utterly stupid enough to believe Fat Nixon's fake cryptocurrency ballwashing.
‘No wannabe dictators!’: Donald Trump booed at Libertarian convention | US elections 2024 | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/26/no-wannabe-dictators-donald-trump-booed-at-libertarian-convention -
I myself would find having a police mugshot on file something to be embarrassed about.
Bugger me if #TeflonDon hasn't managed to spin it into making (more) money for himself.
Just how stupid ARE his supporters? I have a bridge to sell them.
Trump campaign raises $7.1m following historic Georgia mugshot
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“You see, I’m smart. The smartest president the world has ever seen. So, so smart. So very smart. This golf course is tax-free. How? Because I’m smart. I buried one of my wives over there and now the golf course is tax-free. How smart is that? No, don’t answer, I’ll tell you - it’s very, very smart.”
“Do you like shopping? I know a store off of Central Park. Nice fitting rooms.”
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Nigel isn't very good at choosing his friends.
Don't be like Nigel.
#nigelfarage #nigelfartage #dolt45 #trumptrial #trump #tangerinepalpatine #andrewtate #lepen #arronbanks