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  1. There was about 5.5 litres of whole milk BBD 18th Jan in the office fridge. When I put the new milk from the doorstep into the fridge in the morning I carefully lined it up so there was a new row and a yesterday BBD row, as most sensible people will use the yesterday stuff — it was entirely fine and good. When I went back later someone has clearly had an attack of disgust and shoved them all right up the back top corner of the fridge in their own little quarantine zone.

    I asked if I could give them a good home, which the office manager gladly agreed to given she'd just have to tip them down the sink otherwise.

    The milk is now ricotta. Just done the simple way: citric acid and salt (I do have rennet, but time is short and that's a faff.)

    I may take a ricotta cake into work on Thursday (as I'll need WfH Wednesday time to manage such a thing.)

    #CheeseMaking #ricotta #cheese #milk #cooking #WasteNotWantNot ? #IfOnly #Trite

  2. @jaykuo

    "You know, you show no respect. So what I gotta say to you, is 'fuck you'. You're gonna die, probably in pain and alone, coz nobody likes you. Hey, Savvy, push this man back out to his car, would you? Good boy."

    #microfiction #IfOnly

  3. @idoubtit On the other hand, the cheese and chocolate platter they will serve you at the end of each workday is not to be missed. #ifonly

  4. China Working On Levitating Train That Could Get You From New York to Chicago in Two Hours futurism.com/china-train-magle
    #trains #ifOnly #Amtrak

  5. #UsPol #IfOnly
    Sometimes I just imagine how different the world would be right now, as well as the lives of so many people, if a few 100k US voters had voted for Kamala Harris instead of #Trump...
    Somehow it feels nice to think about it even though I know it's just a parallel non-reality

  6. I’ve never really wanted kids but I think I’d be much more interested if I was able to carry them myself. #ifonly

  7. One of my fave space travel what-if daydreams is the proposed Venus fly-by with Apollo technology scheduled for the early to mid 70s.
    #Nasa #Space #IfOnly #Apollo #History
    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manned

  8. @lauren

    Does "any mobile phone" include other peoples'?

    #wishlist #IfOnly

  9. WHERE ARE MY MOON BASES!?! MARS BASES!?! FLYING CARS!?! 😕 #scifi #sciencefiction #ifonly

  10. 'Before we begin our discourse I need to tell you that I hold a very different view from you. What could I say that would make you change your mind?'
    'Well sourced authoritative evidence presented in a rational way. And you?'
    'Likewise. Let us, then, engage in argument.'

    #ifonly

  11. If one day I ever come around to create a game, I will use this optical illusion in my UI. Just to mess with people.
    #GameDev #OpticalIllusion #MaybeOneDay #IfOnly