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  1. Danke, #MarkHamill , für das wunderschöne Bild mit #Trump und Blümchen.
    #IfOnly!

  2. Danke, #MarkHamill , für das wunderschöne Bild mit #Trump und Blümchen.
    #IfOnly!

  3. Danke, #MarkHamill , für das wunderschöne Bild mit #Trump und Blümchen.
    #IfOnly!

  4. There was about 5.5 litres of whole milk BBD 18th Jan in the office fridge. When I put the new milk from the doorstep into the fridge in the morning I carefully lined it up so there was a new row and a yesterday BBD row, as most sensible people will use the yesterday stuff — it was entirely fine and good. When I went back later someone has clearly had an attack of disgust and shoved them all right up the back top corner of the fridge in their own little quarantine zone.

    I asked if I could give them a good home, which the office manager gladly agreed to given she'd just have to tip them down the sink otherwise.

    The milk is now ricotta. Just done the simple way: citric acid and salt (I do have rennet, but time is short and that's a faff.)

    I may take a ricotta cake into work on Thursday (as I'll need WfH Wednesday time to manage such a thing.)

    #CheeseMaking #ricotta #cheese #milk #cooking #WasteNotWantNot ? #IfOnly #Trite

  5. There was about 5.5 litres of whole milk BBD 18th Jan in the office fridge. When I put the new milk from the doorstep into the fridge in the morning I carefully lined it up so there was a new row and a yesterday BBD row, as most sensible people will use the yesterday stuff — it was entirely fine and good. When I went back later someone has clearly had an attack of disgust and shoved them all right up the back top corner of the fridge in their own little quarantine zone.

    I asked if I could give them a good home, which the office manager gladly agreed to given she'd just have to tip them down the sink otherwise.

    The milk is now ricotta. Just done the simple way: citric acid and salt (I do have rennet, but time is short and that's a faff.)

    I may take a ricotta cake into work on Thursday (as I'll need WfH Wednesday time to manage such a thing.)

    #CheeseMaking #ricotta #cheese #milk #cooking #WasteNotWantNot ? #IfOnly #Trite

  6. There was about 5.5 litres of whole milk BBD 18th Jan in the office fridge. When I put the new milk from the doorstep into the fridge in the morning I carefully lined it up so there was a new row and a yesterday BBD row, as most sensible people will use the yesterday stuff — it was entirely fine and good. When I went back later someone has clearly had an attack of disgust and shoved them all right up the back top corner of the fridge in their own little quarantine zone.

    I asked if I could give them a good home, which the office manager gladly agreed to given she'd just have to tip them down the sink otherwise.

    The milk is now ricotta. Just done the simple way: citric acid and salt (I do have rennet, but time is short and that's a faff.)

    I may take a ricotta cake into work on Thursday (as I'll need WfH Wednesday time to manage such a thing.)

    #CheeseMaking #ricotta #cheese #milk #cooking #WasteNotWantNot ? #IfOnly #Trite

  7. There was about 5.5 litres of whole milk BBD 18th Jan in the office fridge. When I put the new milk from the doorstep into the fridge in the morning I carefully lined it up so there was a new row and a yesterday BBD row, as most sensible people will use the yesterday stuff — it was entirely fine and good. When I went back later someone has clearly had an attack of disgust and shoved them all right up the back top corner of the fridge in their own little quarantine zone.

    I asked if I could give them a good home, which the office manager gladly agreed to given she'd just have to tip them down the sink otherwise.

    The milk is now ricotta. Just done the simple way: citric acid and salt (I do have rennet, but time is short and that's a faff.)

    I may take a ricotta cake into work on Thursday (as I'll need WfH Wednesday time to manage such a thing.)

    #CheeseMaking #ricotta #cheese #milk #cooking #WasteNotWantNot ? #IfOnly #Trite

  8. There was about 5.5 litres of whole milk BBD 18th Jan in the office fridge. When I put the new milk from the doorstep into the fridge in the morning I carefully lined it up so there was a new row and a yesterday BBD row, as most sensible people will use the yesterday stuff — it was entirely fine and good. When I went back later someone has clearly had an attack of disgust and shoved them all right up the back top corner of the fridge in their own little quarantine zone.

    I asked if I could give them a good home, which the office manager gladly agreed to given she'd just have to tip them down the sink otherwise.

    The milk is now ricotta. Just done the simple way: citric acid and salt (I do have rennet, but time is short and that's a faff.)

    I may take a ricotta cake into work on Thursday (as I'll need WfH Wednesday time to manage such a thing.)

    #CheeseMaking #ricotta #cheese #milk #cooking #WasteNotWantNot ? #IfOnly #Trite

  9. #IfOnly we had a #NaturalWonder of #TheWorld and a #Naturalist, and an #ArcheologicalMusuem in which to #House #OurCulturalHeritage... With an #OxfordComma

    #NoWait... #WeDo...

    #So... That's #AlrightThen...

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  10. #IfOnly we had a #NaturalWonder of #TheWorld and a #Naturalist, and an #ArcheologicalMusuem in which to #House #OurCulturalHeritage... With an #OxfordComma

    #NoWait... #WeDo...

    #So... That's #AlrightThen...

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  11. @jaykuo

    "You know, you show no respect. So what I gotta say to you, is 'fuck you'. You're gonna die, probably in pain and alone, coz nobody likes you. Hey, Savvy, push this man back out to his car, would you? Good boy."

    #microfiction #IfOnly