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#What's that #Thing that #Happens when you're:
♻️ A #MassiveHypocrite;
♻️ A #BloviatingCuntard;
♻️ #RoutinelyEngaged in #TargetedHarassment;
♻️ #Running an #ImaginaryBusiness;
♻️ Without a #BoardOfDirectors; and also,
♻️ Have #Received #Multiple #CompulsoryStrikeOff #NoticeNotNews...And, #Still can't #Substantiate any of the #Allegations that you've #Ever #CopyPasta-ed from #SomeoneElse's #Fakebook / #RedditPosts... #Or, #FigureOut #HowApostrophesWork...
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares about #AllTheFraud...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#BeingRight #SuperAwesome #BeingWrong #NotSoMuch #AlsoBeingCorrect #BeingLegal #EULaw
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#IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #PrincessDie is #StillDead; #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryBusiness and #DeadInstance...
#So... #That's #AllFine... #StillWorking and #WorkingAsIntended
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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #FalseEquivalence #TransactionalAnalysis101
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#TheInternet is #StillOn...
#DontPanic; #IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#IT's #OK; #IT's #StillNotNews...
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#BeingLegal #StayingLegal #AnotherPrideMonth #ForFree #QuoteToots #StillQuiteCool
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#DontPanic; #IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting... With #NoStatuteOfLimitations; #Because, #QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...
And, #TheFediverse #StillRemembers...
#TrueFacts | #StillTrue™️
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#BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #NoALTText
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#TheInternet is #StillOn...
#DontPanic; #IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen... ♻️
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/mar/26/ai-chatbot-users-lives-wrecked-by-delusion
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#TheInternet is #StillOn...
#DontPanic; #IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen... ♻️
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#DontPanic; #IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting... With #NoStatuteOfLimitations; #Because, #QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...
And, #TheFediverse #StillRemembers...
#TrueFacts | #StillTrue™️
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#BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #NoALTText #AdvancedLiteraryTechnique
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Still hasn't #Arrived, yet... He's #Getting #TheHump about #IT; but, #IT's #OK... #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still #WorkingAsIntended; #So, #NoFuss... #ZeroDrama
#IT #CouldBeWorse, we could #StillBeRenting while #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO; #Because #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...
#WorseStill, we could be #TheGhostOfMisterDen with an #ImaginaryBusiness and another #Impending #CompulsoryStrikeOff #NoticeNotNews #ComingUp...
I #Might have to #TakeHimDown to #TheShed (#NotTheGhostOfMisterDen; #MyLittleBigBuddy) and #Undertake another #IntimateExamination of his #Sweaty, #ItchyArsehole... He has #ItchyArseholeSyndrome
#IT's a #Condition...
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#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingKublaiKhan...
#AlsoBeingBuddhist... #BeforeChristmasChocolates
We're #AllGettingAlong... #Famously...
#BusyBeingMongolian, aye...
#OurTechBros have #Conquered #TheWheel and #Mathematics...
#NextUp... #CivilService and #Civility in #CivilisationVI...
#Something for the #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst to have a #LittleThink about while #TheGhostOfMisterDen #CriesAboutNothing to #NoOne with an #ImaginaryBusiness that #Lacks a #BoardOfDirectors...
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#AlsoBeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #GoodBearding #CivilisationVisualInterface
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And, #AnotherCosyNightIn of #BeingRetired #BeginsAgain...
#IT's #Great #BeingRetired with #AllSystemsOperational...
You don't #AbsolutelyNeed a #Doctorate for #This to #Happen; but, #ITHelps...
#Something for #TheGhostOfMisterDen to #NotGiveTwoFucksAbout on "his" #DeadInstance while the #ImaginaryBusiness, the #JoySparkingBusiness #DiesAnotherDeath this #FinancialYearEnd...
#IWonder #ExactlyHowMany #CompulsoryStrikeOff #NoticeNotNews "he'll" #Achieve #Because of #AllTheFraud before the #MicroEntityBusiness is #ShutDwn by #HMRC...
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #NotEven the #FeralChildren and/or #AngryIncels from #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...
#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116029109805054817
#Here are #SomeTrueFacts for #You; #WhoeverYouAre...
A #SolidStateDrive [#SSD] uses the #MerestFraction of #Energy to #PowerUp and #PowerDown #Compared with #IT's #Conventional / #Mechanical #HardDiskDrive [#HDD} #Equivalent...
#IF you're #NotRoutinely #PoweringUp your #HardDrive #AtLeast #OnceAYear to #Verify your #DataIntegrity; then #DontBother #Computing #AtAll...
You're #Running at a #DeadLoss #Already; #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryBusiness and #DeadInstance...
But; #DontPanic, #NoOneCares...
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#What's that #Thing that #Happens when you're:
♻️ A #MassiveHypocrite;
♻️ A #BloviatingCuntard;
♻️ #RoutinelyEngaged in #TargetedHarassment;
♻️ #Running an #ImaginaryBusiness;
♻️ Without a #BoardOfDirectors; and also,
♻️ Have #Received #Multiple #CompulsoryStrikeOff #NoticeNotNews...And, can't #Substantiate any of the #Allegations that you've #CopyPasta-ed from #SomeoneElse's #Fakebook / #RedditPosts...
You #DoubleDown on #TheGossip and #Rumour, and #Malvertising...
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares about #AllTheFraud...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#IfOnly the #CrazyStalker(s) could #EarnSomething / #LearnSomething; #ButNo...
They're #TooBusy with #AllTheFraud and the #Malvertising...
When they're #NotTooBusy with all the #Plagiarising of #OtherPeople's #Content and #PassingOff as "they/them's" #OriginalWork, which #IT isn't...
#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...
#NoOneCares...
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#DontPanic; #IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting... With #NoStatuteOfLimitations; #Because, #QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...
And, #TheFediverse #StillRemembers...
#TrueFacts | #StillTrue™️
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#BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #AsOpposed #AllTheFraud #NoALTText #AdvancedLiteraryTechnique
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#DontPanic; #IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting... With #NoStatuteOfLimitations; #Because, #QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...
And, #TheFediverse #StillRemembers...
#TrueFacts | #StillTrue™️
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#BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #AsOpposed #AllTheFraud #NoALTText #AdvancedLiteraryTechnique
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#WhateverHappenedTo: The #AngryIncels at #vmst...
#IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...
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#DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #Process #StopBeingHitler #TheNewRules #BeingEuropean
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#WhateverHappenedTo: The #AngryIncels at #vmst...
#IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...
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#DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #Process #StopBeingHitler #TheNewRules #BeingEuropean
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#WhateverHappenedTo: The #AngryIncels at #vmst...
#IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...
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#WhateverHappenedTo: The #AngryIncels at #vmst...
#IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#WhateverHappened to #TheRacistHomophobes at #SSG...
#DontPanic; #MostProbably #ExactlyTheSameThing as #Happened to the #AngryIncels at #vmst...
#IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
With #TheRightStaff™️ | #StillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty... #TrueFacts #AlsoTrue #AllSoTrue
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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #TheHolyRomanEmpire #BeforeChrtistmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #StillTrue #AnotherPrideMonth
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#IT #CouldBeWorse...
You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...
There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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