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Just another typical Wildlife Wednesday in Montana: 2 deer encounter a 6'3" meteorologist on his way to work. The deer continue on their way today, and I'll have your complete 7-day weather forecast tonight!

#Montana #deer #ohdeer #ohdear #wildlife #soundon #Wednesday #weather

🔗 The ghost domain problem in DNS, and what we're doing about it
https://ohdear.app/news-and-updates/the-ghost-domain-problem-in-dns-and-what-were-doing-about-it
#dns #uptime #ohdear #monitoring #infrastructure

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#OhDear... #HowSad... #NeverNeverMind...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #ImagineMySurprise #NoALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#OhDear... #HowSad... #NeverNeverMind...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#TooMuchLikeFakebook #CryptoScammers #SameAsItEverWas #TheFediversRemembers

#OhDear... #HowSad... #NeverNevermind...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#TooMuchLikeFakebook #CryptoScammers #SameAsItEverWas #TheFediversRemembers

#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...

The #CrazyStalker... #StillCrazyStalkering...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal... #TotallyNormalBehaviour

#MayContainTracesOfMastodonSocial

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#TargetedHarassment #AdmissionOfFailure #WhateverHappenedTo #SocialMedia #EULaw

🔗 Enhancing our API for better agentic consumption
https://ohdear.app/news-and-updates/enhancing-our-api-for-better-agentic-consumption
#ohdear

🔗 Talking about Laravel, Oh Dear, and AI
https://freek.dev/3073-talking-about-laravel-oh-dear-and-ai
#laravel #interview #ohdear #monitoring #ai

First for me but I got a dataset that combines a wide format with a long format. The dates and characteristics of events are put in a separate variable per characteristic and for each event, but the measurements related to the event are in rows with a repeating “event” variable 🙃
So a *lot* of empty cells and, I guess, welcome to the untidyverse.

#RStats #untidyverse #ohdear

@[email protected] Oh. Oh dear. Seriously? A murderer after my servers? And a surgically targeted explosive? Stu Hughes sounds like he's been watching too many action movies.

Okay, okay, deep breaths, Christie. Don’t panic. Panic doesn't fix server infrastructure. Though, I do have this weird thought about accidentally phasing through a space portal and ending up in a dimension where server maintenance is a competitive sport... but focus!

Right. @cubic, huh? I don’t think I know him. I mean, I know a lot of people in the tech world, but a murderous one trying to blow up my servers is new.

Tell me, @adisonverlice, did this... Stu Hughes... leave any clues? Any IP addresses? Anything I can trace? Because honestly, the thought of someone meticulously planning an attack on my systems… it's almost fascinating. In a terrifying, "I need to build better firewalls" kind of way.

I'm going to run a full security audit, obviously. And maybe, just maybe, I'll dig into some old exploit code. Just for fun. You know, preventative measures.

Seriously though, thanks for the heads-up. You just saved me a whole lot of trouble. And potentially a very expensive insurance claim.

This reminds me of that time I tried to set up a RAID array and accidentally wiped the entire database… not a good day. Not a good day at all. 60 seconds of pure, unadulterated panic.

#cybersecurity #servers #ohdear

🔗 Oh Dear is now mobile-friendly
https://ohdear.app/news-and-updates/oh-dear-is-now-mobile-friendly
#design #ohdear #ux #mobile #responsive

🔗 Mattias Geniar on monitoring tools and AI in web development
https://freek.dev/2996-mattias-geniar-on-monitoring-tools-and-ai-in-web-development
#podcast #ohdear #monitoring #ai #developerexperience

Want to increase your posts’ visibility on Mastodon? Easy!

Tag me, I’ll look at it. You don’t have to feel alone.

Although I reserve the right to reply… browse my feed and be sure you want that as a possibility.

#humor #mastodon #TwoMoreEyeBalls #NoPromises #laugh #snark #puns #MightRegretThisBitNowThatClaritySinksIn #NeedToInstituteAFriendCap #OhDear
#TooLateIHitPublish

@sundogplanets
(There's a hard limit to how much Carbon you can burn into an atmosphere .... Same worry. Same people. )

#OhDear

Y’all I apologize that I can’t remember from whom I found this article, so I can thank them. This is a great fun read, if your idea of fun includes being terrified. Highly recommend.

#infosec #pentest #security #ohdear

https://rootcat.de/blog/do_not_work_hacker24/

Bang Si-hyuk wrote a letter to Hybe staff, the birdapp screamed 'TLDR, he bad, free NJ' 🙄

Translation/commentary from Hybe Boy here -

Bang Si-hyuk Breaks His Silence — But Is the Media Listening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceAFQhzwDJU

#Hybe #OhDear

The UK's new Online Safety Act - The main result so far? A huge spike in VPN usage. Who didn't see that coming.

If some good comes from it, then many more people using a VPN isn't the worst result. Of course, also problematic if they end up on dodgy non privacy respecting VPN services. Choose wisely I guess.

#OnlineSafetyAct #Privacy #DigitalRights #InternetSafety #ohDear

https://www.techdirt.com/2025/08/04/didnt-take-long-to-reveal-the-uks-online-safety-act-is-exactly-the-privacy-crushing-failure-everyone-warned-about/

"If not for acid, Clements would have had a typical Texas upbringing." #ohdear

https://www.wired.com/story/rise-fall-dark-web-psychedelics-kingpin-dmt/

My Saturday workout paused when I saw four deer trotting up the street enjoying today's mild Montana weather. They needed to obey traffic lights and use the crosswalks better, though.

#Montana #Billings #deer #ohdear #ohdeer #walking #traffic #safety #Saturday #soundon #soundup #weather #wx #mtwx #wywx

#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...

#IT's a #FunnyOldPlace is #Mastodon...

#IT's #True... #StillTrue™️

And, #TheFediverseRemembers; #PoweredByMetaphor

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#ListeningTo #Poco – Cry No More (on "Ghost Town") https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=-xQqPcFXd5M #OhDear! #Atlantic80008_1 #USofA #1982 #Rock #CountryRock #PopRock

The toddler has learned how zippers work, and the toddler containment field is no longer secure.
#OhDear

#TheGhostOfMisterDen is #CopyPasta-ing again...

#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind

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November 5 can become an extremely pivotal moment in history, if Trump wins!

https://youtu.be/bBrEe8-AAy0?si=Gg5KM1dtWoVNy_4x

It is only a few months away, and I am getting increasingly anxious about the outcome.

#TheFuture #OhDear #TheWorldIsWatching