#dumb-ass — Public Fediverse posts
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He goes home. Somebody called that "an oddity," resigned in a panic, and the conservative movement lost its collective fucking ever loving mind defending the honor of a teenager who, by every available account, had done nothing more remarkable than exist near power. I mean this kid did not excel at anything. Nothing. Not an ounce.
#Trump #TrumpFamily #MAGA #Conservatives #Failure #Idiocy #Average #Entitled #1percent #Dumbass
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He goes home. Somebody called that "an oddity," resigned in a panic, and the conservative movement lost its collective fucking ever loving mind defending the honor of a teenager who, by every available account, had done nothing more remarkable than exist near power. I mean this kid did not excel at anything. Nothing. Not an ounce.
#Trump #TrumpFamily #MAGA #Conservatives #Failure #Idiocy #Average #Entitled #1percent #Dumbass
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Back in February 2025 I wrote that Barron Trump was just another dumbass rich kid at NYU. Not particularly brilliant, not particularly terrible — average. And that the whole College Republicans resignation circus was absurd piece of shit precisely because there was nothing there. A young man goes to class.
#Trump #TrumpFamily #MAGA #Conservatives #Failure #Idiocy #Average #Entitled #1percent #Dumbass
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Back in February 2025 I wrote that Barron Trump was just another dumbass rich kid at NYU. Not particularly brilliant, not particularly terrible — average. And that the whole College Republicans resignation circus was absurd piece of shit precisely because there was nothing there. A young man goes to class.
#Trump #TrumpFamily #MAGA #Conservatives #Failure #Idiocy #Average #Entitled #1percent #Dumbass
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One of My Dumber Moments
Before we get to the main story, how about a couple of photos?
First, our house was painted! Doesn’t it look all clean and freshly painted? The doors getting a coat of white paint was… a surprise.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/55395344466/in/dateposted/
Second, there are wild fires in Canada that are spewing smoke into the atmosphere that are blocking out the sun and turning the sky in Massachusetts into a weird, hazy, orange/yellow kinda thing. It is making our sky look like a Mad Max movie.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/55395561768/in/photostream/
Okay, now that that is out of the way I can tell you the story of how dumb I was yesterday.
I have two pairs of glasses. One is a set of progressive lenses. The top half of each lens is for distance and the bottom half is for up close and reading. I wear those glasses most of the time, especially when driving.
The second pair of glasses splits the difference between the two halves of the progressive lenses. They are middle distance glasses. They are perfect for sitting at a computer and working. I wear those glasses while I am working.
When I work in the office I take both pairs of glasses with me. I wear the main specs while driving in, then swap them for the computer glasses, then at the end of the day I swap back to drive home. I put the progressives into a case and put the case in my desk.
Sometimes, rarely, I forget to swap back at the end of the day and I leave my desk with my computer glasses on. Once I made it as far as the car before I realized my error and felt pretty dumb going back to the fourth floor to return to my desk.
Can you see where this is going?
Yesterday I made it all the way home before I realized I had the wrong glasses on. I have no idea how I managed to drive with the middle distance glasses on. I think the traffic was really bad so I never had to look further than the car in front of me and that car was close enough that it wasn’t blurry. I guess?
I felt like a total moron. I drove for an hour and 10 minutes without noticing. What a schmuck! I didn’t want to risk it a second time so I had to dig out my old pair of progressives, which I replaced a couple of years ago. They got the job done, but still… what an idiot.
I did not make the same mistake when I left work today. I am wearing the correct glasses. Moron.
#dumbass #glasses #iphoneography #Massachusetts #photography -
One of My Dumber Moments
Before we get to the main story, how about a couple of photos?
First, our house was painted! Doesn’t it look all clean and freshly painted? The doors getting a coat of white paint was… a surprise.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/55395344466/in/dateposted/
Second, there are wild fires in Canada that are spewing smoke into the atmosphere that are blocking out the sun and turning the sky in Massachusetts into a weird, hazy, orange/yellow kinda thing. It is making our sky look like a Mad Max movie.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/55395561768/in/photostream/
Okay, now that that is out of the way I can tell you the story of how dumb I was yesterday.
I have two pairs of glasses. One is a set of progressive lenses. The top half of each lens is for distance and the bottom half is for up close and reading. I wear those glasses most of the time, especially when driving.
The second pair of glasses splits the difference between the two halves of the progressive lenses. They are middle distance glasses. They are perfect for sitting at a computer and working. I wear those glasses while I am working.
When I work in the office I take both pairs of glasses with me. I wear the main specs while driving in, then swap them for the computer glasses, then at the end of the day I swap back to drive home. I put the progressives into a case and put the case in my desk.
Sometimes, rarely, I forget to swap back at the end of the day and I leave my desk with my computer glasses on. Once I made it as far as the car before I realized my error and felt pretty dumb going back to the fourth floor to return to my desk.
Can you see where this is going?
Yesterday I made it all the way home before I realized I had the wrong glasses on. I have no idea how I managed to drive with the middle distance glasses on. I think the traffic was really bad so I never had to look further than the car in front of me and that car was close enough that it wasn’t blurry. I guess?
I felt like a total moron. I drove for an hour and 10 minutes without noticing. What a schmuck! I didn’t want to risk it a second time so I had to dig out my old pair of progressives, which I replaced a couple of years ago. They got the job done, but still… what an idiot.
I did not make the same mistake when I left work today. I am wearing the correct glasses. Moron.
#dumbass #glasses #iphoneography #Massachusetts #photography -
I've accepted that I'm an idiot who doesn't listen to instructions from my doctor and chiropractor. I was feeling better so I pushed a little harder with my exercises and activity, and today my #Sciatica is worse. Feeling stupid and my next appointment is Tuesday where I'll have to admit I didn't follow her guidance. Golfing and kayaking is now further away unfortunately.
#Healthcare #DumbAssWho's worse at following instructions:
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I've accepted that I'm an idiot who doesn't listen to instructions from my doctor and chiropractor. I was feeling better so I pushed a little harder with my exercises and activity, and today my #Sciatica is worse. Feeling stupid and my next appointment is Tuesday where I'll have to admit I didn't follow her guidance. Golfing and kayaking is now further away unfortunately.
#Healthcare #DumbAssWho's worse at following instructions:
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Soooooo, have a wild guess who has to high tail it to an nearby embassy, because they packed the leftover picnic into the same bag as where they stored their passport and then forgot all about it ...
The leftover pate, melted in the hot sun, leaked and dripped into the plastic bag I store my passport in and stewed/soaked/marinated for two days.
I can get a temp passport by Wednesday but since it's high season of people travelling and forgetting that their passport have an expiry date, where they last stored in a safe place or washed it in pate grease, it might take 3 weeks before I get a new passport.
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Soooooo, have a wild guess who has to high tail it to an nearby embassy, because they packed the leftover picnic into the same bag as where they stored their passport and then forgot all about it ...
The leftover pate, melted in the hot sun, leaked and dripped into the plastic bag I store my passport in and stewed/soaked/marinated for two days.
I can get a temp passport by Wednesday but since it's high season of people travelling and forgetting that their passport have an expiry date, where they last stored in a safe place or washed it in pate grease, it might take 3 weeks before I get a new passport.
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I got distracted showing the new guy how to close tonight and locked my fucking keys in the store. Now I'm gonna have to Uber over to Raleigh in the morning, get a spare key, and then Uber the fuck back by 10:00 so I can open the store. fuck me.
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I got distracted showing the new guy how to close tonight and locked my fucking keys in the store. Now I'm gonna have to Uber over to Raleigh in the morning, get a spare key, and then Uber the fuck back by 10:00 so I can open the store. fuck me.
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Ah, yes, the tRumpian asymptotic approach to a deal to end the hostilities with Iran, which the orange anal wart itself started, because *it* dropped #JCPOA, only to waste over 85% of our smart ordnance stockpile, kill thousands of Iranians, hundreds of Americans, throw $30Bn away, and flush the US economy down the toilet.
As putin would want.
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Ah, yes, the tRumpian asymptotic approach to a deal to end the hostilities with Iran, which the orange anal wart itself started, because *it* dropped #JCPOA, only to waste over 85% of our smart ordnance stockpile, kill thousands of Iranians, hundreds of Americans, throw $30Bn away, and flush the US economy down the toilet.
As putin would want.
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No iOS dictation, that comma that I said was the punctuation comma, not the word. #DumbAss #FixYourShit
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No iOS dictation, that comma that I said was the punctuation comma, not the word. #DumbAss #FixYourShit
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Lemon and her new favourite toothbrush 🤦
#LemonTheCat #Weirdo #dumbass #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #catstodon #pets #petsofmastodon #fedipets #facepalm #fail #catvscactus #unbelievable
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Lemon and her new favourite toothbrush 🤦
#LemonTheCat #Weirdo #dumbass #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #catstodon #pets #petsofmastodon #fedipets #facepalm #fail #catvscactus #unbelievable
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The #USA has no legitimate reason to war on #venezuela but also, nobody is going to miss a shitshow run by a guy who talks to his predecessor who comes to him in the form of a parrot. Would not miss either, any more than I am going to miss the malevolent #Ayatollah in #Iran. It is actually a bit worse of a failed state in #Iran than sleepy Donald Trump's #dumbass #neofascism. This may be the era of really stupid leaders failing out, including #Trump himself.
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The #USA has no legitimate reason to war on #venezuela but also, nobody is going to miss a shitshow run by a guy who talks to his predecessor who comes to him in the form of a parrot. Would not miss either, any more than I am going to miss the malevolent #Ayatollah in #Iran. It is actually a bit worse of a failed state in #Iran than sleepy Donald Trump's #dumbass #neofascism. This may be the era of really stupid leaders failing out, including #Trump himself.
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So, I hear 37 pencils is the new currency unit in the US?
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So, I hear 37 pencils is the new currency unit in the US?
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@dramypsyd I mean, we can DREAM that all the assholes who believe that idiocy would (PLEASE, PLEASE) somehow lifted up and out of the atmosphere...
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@dramypsyd I mean, we can DREAM that all the assholes who believe that idiocy would (PLEASE, PLEASE) somehow lifted up and out of the atmosphere...
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This ad is, naturally, a "Greg"
For anyone wondering a "Greg" is when someone writes a job ad with Greg, from the corner office, in mind. The requirements and defining desired qualifications match Greg's curriculum and circumstances to every jot and dot.
#fedihired #jobs #Greg #dumbass #techbros #nepotism #corruption
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This ad is, naturally, a "Greg"
For anyone wondering a "Greg" is when someone writes a job ad with Greg, from the corner office, in mind. The requirements and defining desired qualifications match Greg's curriculum and circumstances to every jot and dot.
#fedihired #jobs #Greg #dumbass #techbros #nepotism #corruption
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Requirements: 10yrs experience on a field that has barely a debatable 8-10yrs in existence.
