#drunk — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #drunk, aggregated by home.social.
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Driver who severed pedestrian's body appeals for less jail; prosecution seeks longer sentence
#callous 👉"man who hit a pedestrian at #highspeed while driving #drunk w his children in his car, severing te body into three‼️😱, appealed for a lower sentence.. prosecutors r pushing for an increase in te jail term to 12 years & 9 mths..✅️ He pled guilty to 1 count of #dangerous #driving causing #death as a "serious repeat-repeat offender"🤦♂️& a 2nd charge of #repeat #drinkdriving"
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/driver-severed-body-appeal-lower-jail-6311486 -
Completely drunk: ✅
Stealing an ambulance: ✅
Naked: ✅
Arrested: ✅
Made the news: ✅
Appearing in the Freezenet Mastodon feed: ✅https://wtmj.com/news/2026/08/04/naked-woman-arrested-for-stealing-ambulance/
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Completely drunk: ✅
Stealing an ambulance: ✅
Naked: ✅
Arrested: ✅
Made the news: ✅
Appearing in the Freezenet Mastodon feed: ✅https://wtmj.com/news/2026/08/04/naked-woman-arrested-for-stealing-ambulance/
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@GossiTheDog there will be collateral damage along the way and this is why smb needs to do lo cost investment in 24/7 pkt cap, have an audit trail or you have nothing #drunk tcp/udp driving
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@GossiTheDog there will be collateral damage along the way and this is why smb needs to do lo cost investment in 24/7 pkt cap, have an audit trail or you have nothing #drunk tcp/udp driving
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The Gin Gym: Work Out & Get Wasted 🍸💪🍹 [Sponsored Post]
Do you want to get fit AND be drunk? Then the Gin Gym located off the big roundabout (you know the one) in Preston city centre is the place to go!
Because sweating it out, one drunken blackout at a time, is a CLINICALLY PROVEN (please note, it is not clinically proven) way to get pub body ready.
💪🍸 Gin Gym: Sweat it Out, One Blackout at a Time 🍸💪
Going to the gym and getting wasted is the ultimate biohack, the best of both worlds, and it’s guaranteed to leave you hydrated, dehydrated, and mentally unstable.
Think wellness and rock hard abs is about alkaline water and raw organic kale? Bullshit! Lies! Corruption!
The path to a body of an Adonis is through the ancient science of what we call Anaesthetic Hyper-Training. BECAUSE WHY DO WEAKLINGS FAIL? Pain. That’s why. But when you’re pissed senseless on gin, you won’t be able to tell your body is crying out in agony after your 130th bench press.
Sign up today for £200 a week and train 24/7. That’s because the gym is open 24/7. Yes, you can get drunk and work out whenever you want! Or, join one of our tailored drunken sessions to get you flabby arse in order.
If you sign up today, you’ll get a COMPLETELY FREE pint of gin. Sign up tomorrow and you’ll get a PINT of gin in a HALF PINT glass. Sign up next week and you get sod all.
Gin Gym Class Schedule
We offer daily classes for dedicated alcoholics and other hopeless losers leading aimless lives. These sessions ensure total drunkenness, but also allow you to keep somewhat toned belly flab so as to impress members of the opposite sex.
Sessions start from 6am, include mandatory gym drinking, and last until 8pm (if you’re still conscious, you’ll get a free pint of water to rehydrate yourself):
- 6am – High Intensity Training Liver Power Hour
- 8am – Dance Cardio and Vomiting
- 12am – Slurred Speech Circuit Training
- 3pm – Afternoon Nap
- 5pm – Swimming Lessons (in a 90% gin pool with 10% chlorine)
- 7pm – Drunken Brawl
- 8pm – Sessions Close (Bar Opens)
By 8pm, you’ll have consumed around three pints of gin. Once the bar opens at 8pm, you can then party the night away until you either die from alcohol poisoning or get rushed to hospital to have your stomach pumped.
Gin Gym Special: Chat Up Line Workouts
Our experienced, expert alcoholic gym instructors are also speciality trained in cringeworthy chat up lines. Please note, these have been tried and tested and may (or may not) result in a slap to the face:
- “Are you a Gin & Tonic? Because I like them, and if you are one, that means I like you, too, babe.”
- “Is it hot in here or are we about to cause a localised distillery explosion?”
- “This may just be the gin talking, but one look at you and I think I’m going to have liver failure.”
- “Are you a Sloe gin? Because you look like a terrible decision it’ll take 72 hours to recover from.”
- “You look like a Navy Strength 57% ABV gin. In a good way!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or am I just pissed on gin again?”
Head out into wider society armed with these bad boys, you’ll be sure to pull a 10/10 banger before you can say, “I have consumed far too much gin this fine day”.
#Business #Capitalism #cocktails #Drunk #Fitness #gin #Gym #Health #Healthy #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Silly -
The Gin Gym: Work Out & Get Wasted 🍸💪🍹 [Sponsored Post]
Do you want to get fit AND be drunk? Then the Gin Gym located off the big roundabout (you know the one) in Preston city centre is the place to go!
Because sweating it out, one drunken blackout at a time, is a CLINICALLY PROVEN (please note, it is not clinically proven) way to get pub body ready.
💪🍸 Gin Gym: Sweat it Out, One Blackout at a Time 🍸💪
Going to the gym and getting wasted is the ultimate biohack, the best of both worlds, and it’s guaranteed to leave you hydrated, dehydrated, and mentally unstable.
Think wellness and rock hard abs is about alkaline water and raw organic kale? Bullshit! Lies! Corruption!
The path to a body of an Adonis is through the ancient science of what we call Anaesthetic Hyper-Training. BECAUSE WHY DO WEAKLINGS FAIL? Pain. That’s why. But when you’re pissed senseless on gin, you won’t be able to tell your body is crying out in agony after your 130th bench press.
Sign up today for £200 a week and train 24/7. That’s because the gym is open 24/7. Yes, you can get drunk and work out whenever you want! Or, join one of our tailored drunken sessions to get you flabby arse in order.
If you sign up today, you’ll get a COMPLETELY FREE pint of gin. Sign up tomorrow and you’ll get a PINT of gin in a HALF PINT glass. Sign up next week and you get sod all.
Gin Gym Class Schedule
We offer daily classes for dedicated alcoholics and other hopeless losers leading aimless lives. These sessions ensure total drunkenness, but also allow you to keep somewhat toned belly flab so as to impress members of the opposite sex.
Sessions start from 6am, include mandatory gym drinking, and last until 8pm (if you’re still conscious, you’ll get a free pint of water to rehydrate yourself):
- 6am – High Intensity Training Liver Power Hour
- 8am – Dance Cardio and Vomiting
- 12am – Slurred Speech Circuit Training
- 3pm – Afternoon Nap
- 5pm – Swimming Lessons (in a 90% gin pool with 10% chlorine)
- 7pm – Drunken Brawl
- 8pm – Sessions Close (Bar Opens)
By 8pm, you’ll have consumed around three pints of gin. Once the bar opens at 8pm, you can then party the night away until you either die from alcohol poisoning or get rushed to hospital to have your stomach pumped.
Gin Gym Special: Chat Up Line Workouts
Our experienced, expert alcoholic gym instructors are also speciality trained in cringeworthy chat up lines. Please note, these have been tried and tested and may (or may not) result in a slap to the face:
- “Are you a Gin & Tonic? Because I like them, and if you are one, that means I like you, too, babe.”
- “Is it hot in here or are we about to cause a localised distillery explosion?”
- “This may just be the gin talking, but one look at you and I think I’m going to have liver failure.”
- “Are you a Sloe gin? Because you look like a terrible decision it’ll take 72 hours to recover from.”
- “You look like a Navy Strength 57% ABV gin. In a good way!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or am I just pissed on gin again?”
Head out into wider society armed with these bad boys, you’ll be sure to pull a 10/10 banger before you can say, “I have consumed far too much gin this fine day”.
#Business #Capitalism #cocktails #Drunk #Fitness #gin #Gym #Health #Healthy #Humor #Lifestyle #Satire #satirical #Silly -
On my commute to work this morning, on the little side street full of bars and restaurants, I walked by a young dude fully passed out drunk in the entranceway of a building with multiple bars in it. His shoes had been kicked off next to him, and he was sprawled out lengthwise through the entire front of the building.
I wish I'd had time to snap a pic, but I was already running late.
#Tokyo #Japan #drunk -
On my commute to work this morning, on the little side street full of bars and restaurants, I walked by a young dude fully passed out drunk in the entranceway of a building with multiple bars in it. His shoes had been kicked off next to him, and he was sprawled out lengthwise through the entire front of the building.
I wish I'd had time to snap a pic, but I was already running late.
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CW: NSFW
PT.3 - Last night I went out with a couple of guy friends to Walking Street in Angeles City Pampanga to visit the girlie bars and night spots. 🍹 🍷 🍻 Had an amazing time and drank way to much. It was a wild party night. Some Bits challenged me to get naked on stage. "Hold my beer❗ 🍺 "
"What happens in Angeles stays in Angeles City." - Shame my hang over didn't stay there.🤯
#filipinagirl #tits #pussy #nipples #nude #naked #Angeles #girliebar #drunk #titties #cunt #filipinasex #cute
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CW: Milf, Hairy Pussy, Caption
Is it really Cheating if the guy deserves some pussy? 🐢
Long (2 min) Version Available 🐢
#AmyLustfulLibertines #Wife #Cheating #HairyPussy #Coworker #slut #Drunk #Deserved
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CW: Milf, Hairy Pussy, Caption
Is it really Cheating if the guy deserves some pussy? 🐢
Long (2 min) Version Available 🐢
#AmyLustfulLibertines #Wife #Cheating #HairyPussy #Coworker #slut #Drunk #Deserved
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#drunk : affected by alcohol
- French: ivre, pompête, bourré
- German: betrunken
- Italian: ubriaco
- Portuguese: bêbado
- Spanish: borracho/a, emborrachado/a, ebrio/a
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CW: Rimming, Hairy Pussy, Caption
Right Gifts, wrong Asshole 🐢
Long (2 min) Version Available 🐢
#CandyRed #Rimming #HairyPussy #Bush #CumonBush #slut #Drunk #Asshole #Cheating #Gift #Girlfriend
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CW: Rimming, Hairy Pussy, Caption
Right Gifts, wrong Asshole 🐢
Long (2 min) Version Available 🐢
#CandyRed #Rimming #HairyPussy #Bush #CumonBush #slut #Drunk #Asshole #Cheating #Gift #Girlfriend
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‘I Need To Have Kids to Leave a Legacy,’ Says Man Whose Legacy Will Be DUIs
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‘I Need To Have Kids to Leave a Legacy,’ Says Man Whose Legacy Will Be DUIs
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#Supergirl Forgot She Was Supergirl
source: themoviedb.org/movie/1081003-s…
There is a strange emptiness at the center of Supergirl. Not because the film lacks explosions, aliens, or cosmic road trips. It has all of that. The problem is simpler. It never knows who its heroine is.
At first, the movie promises something fresh. Supergirl arrives like a punk-rock cousin of Superman. She drinks too much. She gets into fights. She distrusts people. She looks like she escaped from a 90s coming-of-age movie and wandered into a comic book. For a moment, it feels exciting. Like Tank Girl crashing into the #DC Universe.
Then the film loses its nerve.
What follows is a familiar #blockbuster smoothie. One part Guardians of the Galaxy. One part Star Wars. Add a pinch of trauma, a cute animal in danger, some slow-motion shots, and stir until all flavor disappears. The result is a film assembled from spare parts. Like a lightsaber built from IKEA instructions.
#MillyAlcock does her best. She has #charisma. She has #presence. She sells every emotional scene she is given. But even a talented #actress cannot save a #character written without conviction.
The biggest problem is Supergirl herself.
The film wants to tell us this is a female hero with her own identity. It constantly signals rebellion, vulnerability, and emotional scars. Yet whenever the story moves forward, she behaves like a standard male action lead wearing a blonde wig.
She drinks whiskey.
She punches first.
She boasts.
She seeks approval through physical dominance.
At one point she even demands fist bumps like an overgrown fraternity brother.
None of this is inherently wrong. #Women can fight. Women can drink. Women can be rough around the edges. But characters need internal consistency. #Ripley from Alien felt believable. #SarahConnor evolved naturally. #Furiosa carried strength without pretending to be Max Rockatansky.
Supergirl never feels like a woman shaped by her own experiences. She feels like a male screenplay that had the pronouns changed during a late production meeting.
Imagine Wonder #Woman behaving like Tony Stark after six vodkas. It would not make her stronger. It would simply make her less interesting.
Ironically, the film already had a better idea.
The opening scenes suggest a story aimed at young women. Something messy. Something emotional. Something loud and unapologetic. A superhero movie with safety pins, broken hearts, and teenage anger. A cosmic punk fairy tale.
Instead, the movie retreats into familiar territory. Flashbacks explain everything. A #sidekick exists only to ask questions. The #plot revolves around a simple antidote hunt stretched far beyond its natural limits. Every few minutes someone gets captured, poisoned, or interrupted so another memory can play.
#JasonMomoa 's #Lobo appears and almost steals the film. He has attitude. He has energy. He also looks strangely cheap, as if his costume budget disappeared into another dimension. Watching him ride around feels less like meeting the Main Man and more like seeing a convention cosplayer who won second place.
#JamesGunn 's fingerprints are everywhere. The rotating action shots return. The needle drops return. The quirky space creatures return. At this point these tricks feel less like style and more like a magician repeating the same card trick because the audience applauded three years ago.
None of this makes Supergirl terrible.
It is watchable.
It is occasionally fun.
It expands the DC universe in interesting ways.
But it never becomes its own film.
And that is perhaps the saddest part.
Supergirl can fly faster than light. Yet this movie keeps her trapped in someone else's orbit.
By the end, she is not a symbol of feminine strength. She is not a #punk icon. She is not even a fully realized character.
She is a collection of borrowed gestures.
A Superman cover band wearing Doc Martens.
And that simply isn't super enough.
#Cinema #movie #entertainment #news #criticism #fail #problem #story #comic #hero #drunk #men #storyline #violence
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#MissKittyRaw
Well it must be because you are a #Drunk man that your vision is so messed up. So I'm posting this so a few people can see it before I #Block you because you are a #Disinformation node.
Take note y'all, @[email protected] is begging to be blocked in my opinion. See what you think.
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2c5oxf3jakzvmzq5vlttaala/post/3mozbjefrik25 -
#MissKittyRaw
Well it must be because you are a #Drunk man that your vision is so messed up. So I'm posting this so a few people can see it before I #Block you because you are a #Disinformation node.
Take note y'all, @[email protected] is begging to be blocked in my opinion. See what you think.
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2c5oxf3jakzvmzq5vlttaala/post/3mozbjefrik25 -
GETTING DRUNK IN ENGLISH
1. Sober — трезвый
2. Tipsy = buzzed — немного пьяный, поддатый
3. Drunk = pissed (British) — пьяный
4. Get wasted = dead = hammered — в стельку, мертвецки пьян, вдрызг
5. I've got a buzz going — Я собираюсь продолжить веселье
6. You look a state — ты выглядишь ужасно (British)
7. I've got a hangover = I'm hungover (British) — У меня похмелье
8. I'm hanging — у меня отходняк
9. You got blackout (drunk) — Ты был в отключке
10. You're double fisting = You're double parked — У тебя два стакана с алкоголем (ПРИВЕТСТВУЮ любой альтернативный перевод этой фразы)
11. I'm going out for (a quick) one — Я пойду пропущу стаканчик
12. to day drink — пить днём
13. to go drinking — пойти выпить
14. Designated driver (DD) — трезвый водитель (в компании друзей, будет развозить всех)
15. to make a toast to something = drink to smth — выпить за что–то -
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CW: lightheared talk about alcohol and THC consumption
There are all kinds of ways to get wasted.
You can get drunk, black out, and wake up hafl-naked on your bed. (Done that, in my youth. I haven't drunk in over 30 years now.)
Or... you know... you can get high and go into DeepL to ask it to translate Spanish gibberish from English into German.
Apparently, because I don't remember it, I did the latter last night. I woke up to the following tab on my laptop.
:catthinking:
WTF was I trying to do???
#THC #high #drunk #wasted #SpanishLanguage #GermanLanguage #EnglishLanguage
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CW: Anal, Hairy Pussy, Caption
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CW: Anal, Hairy Pussy, Caption
