#drunk — Public Fediverse posts

Let us all celebrate Kentucky Derby Day with this classic.
#KentuckyDerby #HST #Steadman #Drunk #DecadentAndDepraved

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

Let us all celebrate Kentucky Derby Day with this classic.
#KentuckyDerby #HST #Steadman #Drunk #DecadentAndDepraved

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

Let us all celebrate Kentucky Derby Day with this classic.
#KentuckyDerby #HST #Steadman #Drunk #DecadentAndDepraved

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

Let us all celebrate Kentucky Derby Day with this classic.
#KentuckyDerby #HST #Steadman #Drunk #DecadentAndDepraved

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

Let us all celebrate Kentucky Derby Day with this classic.
#KentuckyDerby #HST #Steadman #Drunk #DecadentAndDepraved

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

The attempted 'whatever you want to call the thing at WHCA' proves is:

#Trump's a #convicted #rapist, #fraudster, #pedophile and a #sociopathic #narcissist who surrounds himself with #bootlickers, #extremists and #drunk #incompetent #fools.

All else is just fucking noise and doesn't change a goddamned thing about reality.

FBI Director Kash Patel was twice arrested in incidents involving alcohol, once for public intoxication and once for public urination after leaving a bar, he admitted in a 2005 letter about disclosures on his Florida Bar application.-The Intercept

Sue away Kash the other drunk in the cabinet.

#hic #drunk #kash #law #fbi

#comedy #standup #actors #lol #funny #humor #jokes #entertainment #comedyshow #openmic #theater #stage #roast #insult #comedian #standup #show #prank #health #healthy #wellness #drinking #travel #nyc #fame #famous #books #poetry #singing #writer #author #weedlovers #women #dating #party #weird #fun #drunk #beer

#comedy #standup #actors #lol #funny #humor #jokes #entertainment #comedyshow #openmic #theater #stage #roast #insult #comedian #standup #show #prank #health #healthy #wellness #drinking #travel #nyc #fame #famous #books #poetry #singing #writer #author #weedlovers #women #dating #party #weird #fun #drunk #beer

#comedy #standup #actors #lol #funny #humor #jokes #entertainment #comedyshow #openmic #theater #stage #roast #insult #comedian #standup #show #prank #health #healthy #wellness #drinking #travel #nyc #fame #famous #books #poetry #singing #writer #author #weedlovers #women #dating #party #weird #fun #drunk #beer

Kash Patel’s Defamation Suit Against The Atlantic Is Designed To Generate Headlines, Not Win In Court

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.techdirt.com/2026/04/21/kash-patels-defamation-suit-against-the-atlantic-is-designed-to-generate-headlines-not-win-in-court/

#Drunk #BathroomSelfie #MirrorSelfie #Girls #PartyVibes #Intoxicated #Friends #NightOut #PublicBathroom #Risque #Playful #Selfie #BadDecisions #Bra #ToiletSelfie #PeaceSign #RedHeadband #Snapchat #DrunkGirls #Tipsy

#Drunk #BathroomSelfie #MirrorSelfie #Girls #PartyVibes #Intoxicated #Friends #NightOut #PublicBathroom #Risque #Playful #Selfie #BadDecisions #Bra #ToiletSelfie #PeaceSign #RedHeadband #Snapchat #DrunkGirls #Tipsy

A U.S. Army general (now former) drank two 500 ml bottles of hard liquor during a 6-hour dinner, suffered a concussion in a series of falls, and left classified maps and other documents on a train from Ukraine to Germany, but at no point did he teleport to Waffle House as they don't have them in Europe:
https://kyivindependent.com/former-us-commander-in-charge-of-security-assistance-to-ukraine-left-classified-maps-on-train-overindulged-in-alcohol-watchdog-finds/
#drunk #concussion #OpSec

Former #US general got drunk in Kyiv, suffered concussion, left classified maps on train

A former U.S. #Army #general tasked with overseeing U.S.-led military support for #Ukraine lost #classified #maps on a #train in #Europe and was concussed after an "overindulgence in #alcohol" during a dinner in Ukraine, according to a report by the U.S. Department of Defense’s Inspector General.

https://kyivindependent.com/former-us-commander-in-charge-of-security-assistance-to-ukraine-left-classified-maps-on-train-overindulged-in-alcohol-watchdog-finds/

#drunk #alcoholism #responsibility

Man who killed UK student in drunk-driving crash takes plea deal

The man who killed a University of Kentucky student in a drunk driving crash took a plea deal…
#UnitedKingdom #UK #Europe #EU #drunk-drivingcrash #family #GreatBritain #josephsiami #kentuckystudent #Lawson #monday #other #pleadeal #prison #prosecution #seconddegree #sentence #Support #VEHICLE #year
https://www.europesays.com/2834613/

"#Purim has long had an association with #drinking to dangerous excess … with the key word being “dangerous.” This comes from a famous story in the #Talmud (#Megillah 7b) about Purim which is often unfortunately only remembered for its opening. It begins:

#Rava said: A person is obligated to become #drunk on Purim to the extent that they don’t know the difference between “cursed be #Haman” and “blessed be #Mordechai.”

This is the source text for drinking to excess, ad d’lo yada, meaning “to the extent that you don’t know.” But lest you think the Talmud speaks with one voice, an anecdote follows that describes the consequences of drinking to excess..."

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/ask-the-expert-being-an-alcoholic-on-purim/

"#Purim has long had an association with #drinking to dangerous excess … with the key word being “dangerous.” This comes from a famous story in the #Talmud (#Megillah 7b) about Purim which is often unfortunately only remembered for its opening. It begins:

#Rava said: A person is obligated to become #drunk on Purim to the extent that they don’t know the difference between “cursed be #Haman” and “blessed be #Mordechai.”

This is the source text for drinking to excess, ad d’lo yada, meaning “to the extent that you don’t know.” But lest you think the Talmud speaks with one voice, an anecdote follows that describes the consequences of drinking to excess..."

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/ask-the-expert-being-an-alcoholic-on-purim/

"#Purim has long had an association with #drinking to dangerous excess … with the key word being “dangerous.” This comes from a famous story in the #Talmud (#Megillah 7b) about Purim which is often unfortunately only remembered for its opening. It begins:

#Rava said: A person is obligated to become #drunk on Purim to the extent that they don’t know the difference between “cursed be #Haman” and “blessed be #Mordechai.”

This is the source text for drinking to excess, ad d’lo yada, meaning “to the extent that you don’t know.” But lest you think the Talmud speaks with one voice, an anecdote follows that describes the consequences of drinking to excess..."

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/ask-the-expert-being-an-alcoholic-on-purim/

"#Purim has long had an association with #drinking to dangerous excess … with the key word being “dangerous.” This comes from a famous story in the #Talmud (#Megillah 7b) about Purim which is often unfortunately only remembered for its opening. It begins:

#Rava said: A person is obligated to become #drunk on Purim to the extent that they don’t know the difference between “cursed be #Haman” and “blessed be #Mordechai.”

This is the source text for drinking to excess, ad d’lo yada, meaning “to the extent that you don’t know.” But lest you think the Talmud speaks with one voice, an anecdote follows that describes the consequences of drinking to excess..."

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/ask-the-expert-being-an-alcoholic-on-purim/

"#Purim has long had an association with #drinking to dangerous excess … with the key word being “dangerous.” This comes from a famous story in the #Talmud (#Megillah 7b) about Purim which is often unfortunately only remembered for its opening. It begins:

#Rava said: A person is obligated to become #drunk on Purim to the extent that they don’t know the difference between “cursed be #Haman” and “blessed be #Mordechai.”

This is the source text for drinking to excess, ad d’lo yada, meaning “to the extent that you don’t know.” But lest you think the Talmud speaks with one voice, an anecdote follows that describes the consequences of drinking to excess..."

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/ask-the-expert-being-an-alcoholic-on-purim/

Pete Hegseth, the US Secretary of Defence who cannot remember his own title, is having One Of Those Weekends. He's had to pose and try to look intelligent while the press pool covers the "situation room"-type clubhouse meeting at Shangri-La In The Swamp, had to talk about bombing and attacking a place half a world away that he couldn't find on a fully-labelled globe, and had difficulty understanding when it was explained to him that "Iranese" is not actually a real language.

And now, this announcement:

> The Pentagon is holding a news conference on the US’ operation
> in Iran at 8 a.m. ET Monday, the Department of Defense posted
> on social media.

Monday morning meetings are the worst, but having to give a presentation while hungover or still hammered really takes it up to hell-on-earth.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #OnlyTheBest #cabinet #Trump #EmptySuit #Iran #Bomb #WarCrimes #ICC #TheHague #hammered #unqualified #USPol #war

Pete Hegseth, the US Secretary of Defence who cannot remember his own title, is having One Of Those Weekends. He's had to pose and try to look intelligent while the press pool covers the "situation room"-type clubhouse meeting at Shangri-La In The Swamp, had to talk about bombing and attacking a place half a world away that he couldn't find on a fully-labelled globe, and had difficulty understanding when it was explained to him that "Iranese" is not actually a real language.

And now, this announcement:

> The Pentagon is holding a news conference on the US’ operation
> in Iran at 8 a.m. ET Monday, the Department of Defense posted
> on social media.

Monday morning meetings are the worst, but having to give a presentation while hungover or still hammered really takes it up to hell-on-earth.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #OnlyTheBest #cabinet #Trump #EmptySuit #Iran #Bomb #WarCrimes #ICC #TheHague #hammered #unqualified #USPol #war

Pete Hegseth, the US Secretary of Defence who cannot remember his own title, is having One Of Those Weekends. He's had to pose and try to look intelligent while the press pool covers the "situation room"-type clubhouse meeting at Shangri-La In The Swamp, had to talk about bombing and attacking a place half a world away that he couldn't find on a fully-labelled globe, and had difficulty understanding when it was explained to him that "Iranese" is not actually a real language.

And now, this announcement:

> The Pentagon is holding a news conference on the US’ operation
> in Iran at 8 a.m. ET Monday, the Department of Defense posted
> on social media.

Monday morning meetings are the worst, but having to give a presentation while hungover or still hammered really takes it up to hell-on-earth.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #OnlyTheBest #cabinet #Trump #EmptySuit #Iran #Bomb #WarCrimes #ICC #TheHague #hammered #unqualified #USPol #war

Pete Hegseth, the US Secretary of Defence who cannot remember his own title, is having One Of Those Weekends. He's had to pose and try to look intelligent while the press pool covers the "situation room"-type clubhouse meeting at Shangri-La In The Swamp, had to talk about bombing and attacking a place half a world away that he couldn't find on a fully-labelled globe, and had difficulty understanding when it was explained to him that "Iranese" is not actually a real language.

And now, this announcement:

> The Pentagon is holding a news conference on the US’ operation
> in Iran at 8 a.m. ET Monday, the Department of Defense posted
> on social media.

Monday morning meetings are the worst, but having to give a presentation while hungover or still hammered really takes it up to hell-on-earth.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #OnlyTheBest #cabinet #Trump #EmptySuit #Iran #Bomb #WarCrimes #ICC #TheHague #hammered #unqualified #USPol #war

Pete Hegseth, the US Secretary of Defence who cannot remember his own title, is having One Of Those Weekends. He's had to pose and try to look intelligent while the press pool covers the "situation room"-type clubhouse meeting at Shangri-La In The Swamp, had to talk about bombing and attacking a place half a world away that he couldn't find on a fully-labelled globe, and had difficulty understanding when it was explained to him that "Iranese" is not actually a real language.

And now, this announcement:

> The Pentagon is holding a news conference on the US’ operation
> in Iran at 8 a.m. ET Monday, the Department of Defense posted
> on social media.

Monday morning meetings are the worst, but having to give a presentation while hungover or still hammered really takes it up to hell-on-earth.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #OnlyTheBest #cabinet #Trump #EmptySuit #Iran #Bomb #WarCrimes #ICC #TheHague #hammered #unqualified #USPol #war

Short video - sound up! - of Pete Kegbreath freezing up under pressure, as he tries to remember how to spell his name while reporters with lights and cameras are watching closely.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #idiot #USPol #snark

!!!!!!!! #wildlife #monkeys_types
#humour #sarcasm #90s_rock
#northpole visitor #drunk outside the pub
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Border Patrol Goon Found Passed Out and ‘Covered in Vomit’

https://quokk.au/c/acab/p/633549/border-patrol-goon-found-passed-out-and-covered-in-vomit

A #driver from #Essex went on a rampage on Christmas Day in centre of #London, deliberately targeting ethnic #minority and #LGBT+ folk, knocking down one man causing #fatal #injuries and causing life changing injuries to several others.

He was also #drunk and possibly under the influence of #drugs at the time, with history of #vehicle related crime, and had never even had a valid #driving #licence in his entire life!

His sentence was *37* years minimum (he will not leave prison until late middle age) and lifetime ban from driving (this kind of ban is *extremely* rare in #England and Wales)

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2026-01-30/driver-who-murdered-man-in-christmas-day-rampage-jailed-for-life

A #driver from #Essex went on a rampage on Christmas Day in centre of #London, deliberately targeting ethnic #minority and #LGBT+ folk, knocking down one man causing #fatal #injuries and causing life changing injuries to several others.

He was also #drunk and possibly under the influence of #drugs at the time, with history of #vehicle related crime, and had never even had a valid #driving #licence in his entire life!

His sentence was *37* years minimum (he will not leave prison until late middle age) and lifetime ban from driving (this kind of ban is *extremely* rare in #England and Wales)

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2026-01-30/driver-who-murdered-man-in-christmas-day-rampage-jailed-for-life

#4boys #5girls #aida_kensuke #ayanami_rei #bad_id #bad_pixiv_id #barefoot #blood #breasts #censored #drunk #feet #femdom #footjob #hetero #horaki_hikari #ibuki_maya #ikari_shinji #kaji_ryouji #katsuragi_misato #large_breasts #medium_breasts #moyahara #multiple_boys #multiple_girls #neon_genesis_evangelion #no_panties #nosebleed #object_on_head #open_mouth #panties #panties_on_head #party_popper #penis #small_breasts #souryuu_asuka_langley #strap_slip #suzuhara_touji #tongue #underwear https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/529978

#1girl #absurdres #asahi_breweries #ayanobro #barefoot #beer_can #blonde_hair #blush #breasts #can #cleavage #closed_eyes #commentary #commission #cosplay #crop_top #cutoffs #denim #denim_shorts #drink_can #drunk #english_commentary #face_piercing #fate/grand_order #fate_(series) #feet #food #full_body #green_nails #happy #highres #holding #holding_can #katsuragi_misato #katsuragi_misato_(cosplay) #labret_piercing #long_hair #nail_polish #neon_genesis_evangelion #open_mouth #piercing #quetzalcoatl_(fate) #shorts #sitting #solo #takoyaki #tank_top #toes https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4573321

#1girl #absurdres #asahi_breweries #ayanobro #barefoot #beer_can #blonde_hair #blush #breasts #can #cleavage #closed_eyes #commentary #commission #cosplay #crop_top #cutoffs #denim #denim_shorts #drink_can #drunk #english_commentary #face_piercing #fate/grand_order #fate_(series) #feet #food #full_body #green_nails #happy #highres #holding #holding_can #katsuragi_misato #katsuragi_misato_(cosplay) #labret_piercing #long_hair #nail_polish #neon_genesis_evangelion #open_mouth #piercing #quetzalcoatl_(fate) #shorts #sitting #solo #takoyaki #tank_top #toes https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4573321

#1girl #absurdres #asahi_breweries #ayanobro #barefoot #beer_can #blonde_hair #blush #breasts #can #cleavage #closed_eyes #commentary #commission #cosplay #crop_top #cutoffs #denim #denim_shorts #drink_can #drunk #english_commentary #face_piercing #fate/grand_order #fate_(series) #feet #food #full_body #green_nails #happy #highres #holding #holding_can #katsuragi_misato #katsuragi_misato_(cosplay) #labret_piercing #long_hair #nail_polish #neon_genesis_evangelion #open_mouth #piercing #quetzalcoatl_(fate) #shorts #sitting #solo #takoyaki #tank_top #toes https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4573321

#1boy #2girls #blue_hair #blurry #blush #bottle #breasts #can #chopsticks #cleavage #commentary #depth_of_field #drunk #eating #fisheye #food #head_tilt #highres #holding #holding_chopsticks #ikari_shinji #indoors #katsuragi_misato #kitchen #large_breasts #long_hair #looking_at_viewer #multiple_girls #neon_genesis_evangelion #open_mouth #orange_hair #shermugi #short_shorts #shorts #sitting #smile #solo_focus #souryuu_asuka_langley #symbol-only_commentary #table #two_side_up #yebisu https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5167342

#1girl #ashtray #ass #barefoot #beer_can #blush #bottle #breasts #can #chair #cigarette_pack #cleavage #colored_pubic_hair #commentary #completely_nude #drink_can #drunk #english_commentary #feet_out_of_frame #female_pubic_hair #high_ponytail #highres #indoors #katsuragi_misato #large_breasts #long_hair #looking_at_viewer #neon_genesis_evangelion #nipples #nude #oppai_magpie #ponytail #pubic_hair #purple_eyes #purple_hair #purple_pubic_hair #pussy #sake_bottle #sidelocks #sitting #sitting_on_table #solo #squeans #uncensored #yebisu https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10421857

#2025 #6+girls #absurdres #aiko_(less) #alcohol #amaya_(anom3dsculptor) #animal_costume #animal_ear_headphones #animal_ears #animal_print #annotation_request #apron #ariel_(disney) #ariel_(disney)_(cosplay) #arknights #armor #asphyxiation #asutora-chan #bar_(place) #beholder #black_dragon_girl_(distr) #black_hair #black_queen_(creibis) #blonde_hair #blue_hair #blue_skin #blush #bon_(vtuber) #book #bookshelf #borrowed_character #bouken_ni_ha_buki_ga_hitsuyou_da!_~kodawari_rudi_no_kajiya-gurashi~ #bound #breasts #broly_culo_(meme) #brown_hair #buffet #centurii-chan #centurii-chan_(character) #character_request #cheerleader #chibi #chibi_only #chibikko_(morihito) #chloe_(srgrafo) #closed_eyes #closed_mouth #coldstream_(marinerx) #colored_skin #commentary #controller #cooking #cosplay #couch #cow_costume #cow_print #creator_(neneneqo) #cressey_(porforever) #cunnilingus #dakimakura_(object) #dark-skinned_female #dark_skin #drowning #drunk #emma_llama #emmelot_(wassnonnam) #english_commentary #erika_(popopoka) #everyone #eylin_eyla_(ebonyxh) #fake_animal_ears #fallenshadow #flayne_(basedbinkie) #florks #flushed_face_emoji_shirt_(meme) #food #fran_(gudanco_(nyanmeowzer)) #fried_rice_prank_(meme) #front_twin_braids_sister_(ironlily) #full_body #furry #furry_female #game_console #glass_bottle #glasses #goggles #gradient_hair #green_hair #grey_hair #gunpla #hanging #happy_new_year #hat #hazelin_hellfire #headphones #heart_pasties #highres #holding #holding_pom_poms #holding_shield #holding_sword #holding_weapon #horns #huge_breasts #icosahedron #indie_virtual_youtuber #innertube #instrument #isometric #jerry_(jeminix2) #june_(hyyun_ho) #kamura_(rain_prophet) #karinn_(ka941) #kei_(m_k) #kidouko_(zakusi) #kimiko_(zakusi) #kin_(senukin) #krekkball #kura-tan_(mikoscrub) #kyoko_(madaotheory) #large_breasts #lily_(tostantan) #liquor #little_blue_(guin_guin) #long_hair #luise_(pixel_princess_blitz) #lyra_(wingedwasabi) #macci_(possummachine) #maid #maid_apron #maid_headdress #malyna_(malberrybush) #mao-chan_(mao_comicartlab) #marianne_(beef_dong) #marimari_(vtuber) #medium_breasts #medium_hair #meme #mephi_(yeougui) #meruccubus_(merunyaa) #mint_castella #miroslava_vasilyeva_(shuuko) #model_kit #mozumi_pichi #multicolored_hair #multiple_girls #music #nally_(vtuber) #nana_(xerbatt) #natalina_(nayt_layt) #nigel_thornberry #null-chan_(mattyan) #nurse #nurse_cap #on_couch #one_eye_closed #open_mouth #oral #orange_hair #orca_(chonkyorca) #original #pami_namal_(wingedwasabi) #parted_lips #partially_submerged #partially_translated #pasties #phase_connect #piano #pictish_witch_(anonhistory) #pillow #pink_hair #pipkin_pippa #plant #plate #platinum_dragon_girl_(distr) #playing_games #playing_instrument #playing_piano #playing_video_games #playstation_2 #playstation_5 #playstation_controller #pointy_ears #pom_pom_(cheerleading) #pool #potted_plant #purple_hair #rachel_(seisou_fude_no_tabibito) #raiko_(lieumare) #real_life #red_hair #red_skin #rena_(tcv_cosmic) #reviewbrah #rika_(m_k) #rikudo_yayoi #ripley_(nudiedoodles) #rudy_(bouken_ni_ha_buki_ga_hitsuyou_da!_~kodawari_rudi_no_kajiya-gurashi~) #rukia_(rukiadaichi) #saki_(the_atko) #sami_(noxtwice) #saruei_(vtuber) #saruei_(vtuber)_(valentine) #shark_kuma-chan_(shake_shakepost) #sharp_teeth #shield #short_hair #sink #sitting #sky_above_me_(vtuber) #sophie_(popopoka) #standing #stella_(murgoten) #suzuran_(arknights) #swim_ring #swimming #sword #table #tachikawa_nobuo #tail #teeth #television #termichan_(not-a-bot) #the_little_mermaid_(disney) #the_wild_thornberrys #tied_up_(nonsexual) #translation_request #ts_loli_oji-san_no_boukan #tyra_(dijor98) #veronica_(doctorloops) #vi_(yellyvi) #virtual_youtuber #wading #weapon #whiskey_project #wings #yuri #yuu_(shokushi_yuu) https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8644393

Unicursal READ WRITE IN BED DRUNK Propaganda from Hermetic Library Office of the Ministry of Information https://hermetic.com/information/read-write-in-bed-drunk/index

#propaganda #AleisterCrowley #poetry #read #write #drunk #AllDay #day #AllNight #night

Washington, D.C. - Tonight, in a drunken call to NORAD headquarters at Colorado Springs, Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth issued slurred orders to the commanding officer to "shoot that red bastard down". Thinking quickly, the commander replied that such a command was contradicted by existing standing orders, and it is expected Hegseth will have forgotten about the incident by the time he recovers from his blackout drinking, tentatively scheduled for late on the 25th or early on the 26th.

#Santa #Hegseth #SoD #idiot #drunk #blackout

Washington, D.C. - Tonight, in a drunken call to NORAD headquarters at Colorado Springs, Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth issued slurred orders to the commanding officer to "shoot that red bastard down". Thinking quickly, the commander replied that such a command was contradicted by existing standing orders, and it is expected Hegseth will have forgotten about the incident by the time he recovers from his blackout drinking, tentatively scheduled for late on the 25th or early on the 26th.

#Santa #Hegseth #SoD #idiot #drunk #blackout

Washington, D.C. - Tonight, in a drunken call to NORAD headquarters at Colorado Springs, Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth issued slurred orders to the commanding officer to "shoot that red bastard down". Thinking quickly, the commander replied that such a command was contradicted by existing standing orders, and it is expected Hegseth will have forgotten about the incident by the time he recovers from his blackout drinking, tentatively scheduled for late on the 25th or early on the 26th.

#Santa #Hegseth #SoD #idiot #drunk #blackout

Washington, D.C. - Tonight, in a drunken call to NORAD headquarters at Colorado Springs, Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth issued slurred orders to the commanding officer to "shoot that red bastard down". Thinking quickly, the commander replied that such a command was contradicted by existing standing orders, and it is expected Hegseth will have forgotten about the incident by the time he recovers from his blackout drinking, tentatively scheduled for late on the 25th or early on the 26th.

#Santa #Hegseth #SoD #idiot #drunk #blackout

Washington, D.C. - Tonight, in a drunken call to NORAD headquarters at Colorado Springs, Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth issued slurred orders to the commanding officer to "shoot that red bastard down". Thinking quickly, the commander replied that such a command was contradicted by existing standing orders, and it is expected Hegseth will have forgotten about the incident by the time he recovers from his blackout drinking, tentatively scheduled for late on the 25th or early on the 26th.

#Santa #Hegseth #SoD #idiot #drunk #blackout

#1boy #2girls #absurdres #after_kiss #age_difference #alcohol #alternate_breast_size_(larger) #bags_under_eyes #blush #breasts #brown_eyes #brown_hair #can #candy_cane_earrings #candy_earrings #christmas #christmas_tree #cleavage #collared_shirt #commentary #cosplay #covered_mouth #curtained_hair #drink_can #drunk #earrings #english_commentary #food-themed_earrings #gloves #hat #highres #ikari_shinji #implied_kiss #indoors #jack_daniel's #jewelry #katsuragi_misato #khyle. #large_breasts #lipstick_mark #lipstick_mark_on_face #long_hair #luigi_mangione #luigi_mangione_(cosplay) #mall #multiple_girls #neon_genesis_evangelion #nervous #nervous_sweating #nose_blush #onee-shota #parted_bangs #purple_hair #real_life #santa_costume #santa_hat #shirt #short_hair #short_sleeves #single_glove #sitting #sitting_on_lap #sitting_on_person #soda_can #souryuu_asuka_langley #sweat #tank_top #white_gloves #white_shirt https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8574047

#1boy #2girls #absurdres #american_flag #american_flag_bikini #american_flag_print #bikini #blonde_hair #blue_shorts #bracelet #breasts #brown_hair #collarbone #commentary #crossover #dark-skinned_female #dark_skin #dog_tags #drunk #english_commentary #face_punch #fighting #flag_print #flag_print_bikini #guile #hair_ribbon #hatsune_miku #high_ponytail #highres #in_the_face #indoors #jewelry #ketchup_bottle #long_hair #meme #mr_bowater #multiple_girls #muscular #muscular_male #mustard_bottle #ponytail #print_bikini #punching #red_nails #ribbon #shorts #small_breasts #star_(symbol) #street_fighter #striped_ribbon #swimsuit #twintails #united_states #very_long_hair #vocaloid #waffle_house #worldwide_miku https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8060685

Midtown Alert: Santacon Today!
(I suppose they’re everywhere)
Saw a cute candy cane with his sexy-elf girlfriend.
#NewYorkCity #Santacon #drunk #Santas #street #fights #Manhattan #dive #bars #bridge & #tunnel #sexy #MrsClaus

Japan Suspended Driving License Of 900 Cyclists For Cycling Drunk? Internet Reacts With Hilarious Memes

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://in.mashable.com/culture/103516/japan-suspended-driving-license-of-900-cyclists-for-cycling-drunk-internet-reacts-with-hilarious-mem