#dadpuns — Public Fediverse posts

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

Maybe you wanted to try a #Flush but wondered if the hardcover was worth the plunge? Fear not! The “taboo breaker” and “surprisingly funny tour” of our humble #2 is now available everywhere in paperback! (through Grand Central Publishing)

#author #books #bookstodon #poop #science #sanitation #compost #personalhealth #medicine #energy #conservation #scicomm #dadpuns

https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bryn-nelson-phd/flush/9781538720011/?lens=grand-central-publishing

Maybe you wanted to try a #Flush but wondered if the hardcover was worth the plunge? Fear not! The “taboo breaker” and “surprisingly funny tour” of our humble #2 is now available everywhere in paperback! (through Grand Central Publishing)

#author #books #bookstodon #poop #science #sanitation #compost #personalhealth #medicine #energy #conservation #scicomm #dadpuns

https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bryn-nelson-phd/flush/9781538720011/?lens=grand-central-publishing

Tom Colicchio thinks that just because he’s #zaddy he can get away with making those atrocious #dadpuns. He cannot.

Unless the jokes are, twistedly, part of the allure? 🤔 #topchef @topchefmasters