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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

@Alistor So you’re saying there’s loafing around, and then there’s loafing around... #dadpuns

People often ask me what other 💩 #books I like. Thanks to Shepherd Books, I now have a nice list of recommendations to share! Think of them as my ....

beloved sh*t list! 😉

#bookstodon #author #science #poop #sanitation #environment #dadpuns

https://shepherd.com/best-books/the-real-scoop-on-poop-waste-and-sanitation

Maybe you wanted to try a #Flush but wondered if the hardcover was worth the plunge? Fear not! The “taboo breaker” and “surprisingly funny tour” of our humble #2 is now available everywhere in paperback! (through Grand Central Publishing)

#author #books #bookstodon #poop #science #sanitation #compost #personalhealth #medicine #energy #conservation #scicomm #dadpuns

https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bryn-nelson-phd/flush/9781538720011/?lens=grand-central-publishing

Hello! I've been on Mastodon for a bit, so I'm overdue for an #introduction. I'm a programmer with interest in a million other things. Love to talk about #webdevelopment, #filmmaking, playing #bass or #drums, #astronomy, #running, #onewheeling, #pkm, #therapy, #dogs, or #dadpuns ? Let's connect!

Hello! I've been on Mastodon for a bit, so I'm overdue for an #introduction. I'm a programmer with interest in a million other things. Love to talk about #webdevelopment, #filmmaking, playing #bass or #drums, #astronomy, #running, #onewheeling, #pkm, #therapy, #dogs, or #dadpuns ? Let's connect!

Hello! I've been on Mastodon for a bit, so I'm overdue for an #introduction. I'm a programmer with interest in a million other things. Love to talk about #webdevelopment, #filmmaking, playing #bass or #drums, #astronomy, #running, #onewheeling, #pkm, #therapy, #dogs, or #dadpuns ? Let's connect!

Hello! I've been on Mastodon for a bit, so I'm overdue for an #introduction. I'm a programmer with interest in a million other things. Love to talk about #webdevelopment, #filmmaking, playing #bass or #drums, #astronomy, #running, #onewheeling, #pkm, #therapy, #dogs, or #dadpuns ? Let's connect!

Hello! I've been on Mastodon for a bit, so I'm overdue for an #introduction. I'm a programmer with interest in a million other things. Love to talk about #webdevelopment, #filmmaking, playing #bass or #drums, #astronomy, #running, #onewheeling, #pkm, #therapy, #dogs, or #dadpuns ? Let's connect!

Tom Colicchio thinks that just because he’s #zaddy he can get away with making those atrocious #dadpuns. He cannot.

Unless the jokes are, twistedly, part of the allure? 🤔 #topchef @topchefmasters

#DadJokes #DadPuns #Funny #ChipperShredder

My friend just bought this. She seemed a little chipper about it.

@Wizardthieffighter hunh, you're the guy with a door... Or a Doorman. #dadpuns

@fro_vo #dadpuns

@robindlaws I think they feel...
Beholden to no one!!
Thank you for the setup on the #dadpuns

@newpoetry proof I still can do #dadpuns

Now the term "Shut your pihole" has a hole new meaning #DadPuns #PiHole #RaspberryPi