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  1. I'm thinking of making a sea cow OC named "Hugh."

    Hugh's adventures would be universally relatable and encapsulate the human experience.

    I'll be calling his adventures "The Story of Hugh Manatee."

    #furryhumor #furry #dadjokes #badpuns #pun

  2. I'm thinking of making a sea cow OC named "Hugh."

    Hugh's adventures would be universally relatable and encapsulate the human experience.

    I'll be calling his adventures "The Story of Hugh Manatee."

    #furryhumor #furry #dadjokes #badpuns #pun

  3. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  4. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  5. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  6. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  7. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  8. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  9. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  10. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  11. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  12. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  13. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  14. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  15. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  16. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

  17. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

  18. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

  19. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

  20. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub