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  1. Apropos of dictionaries: There needs to be a well-read dubstep artist named Miriam Wubster.

    #pun #badpuns

  2. Apropos of dictionaries: There needs to be a well-read dubstep artist named Miriam Wubster.

    #pun #badpuns

  3. Apropos of dictionaries: There needs to be a well-read dubstep artist named Miriam Wubster.

    #pun #badpuns

  4. I'm thinking of making a sea cow OC named "Hugh."

    Hugh's adventures would be universally relatable and encapsulate the human experience.

    I'll be calling his adventures "The Story of Hugh Manatee."

    #furryhumor #furry #dadjokes #badpuns #pun

  5. I'm thinking of making a sea cow OC named "Hugh."

    Hugh's adventures would be universally relatable and encapsulate the human experience.

    I'll be calling his adventures "The Story of Hugh Manatee."

    #furryhumor #furry #dadjokes #badpuns #pun

  6. I'm thinking of making a sea cow OC named "Hugh."

    Hugh's adventures would be universally relatable and encapsulate the human experience.

    I'll be calling his adventures "The Story of Hugh Manatee."

    #furryhumor #furry #dadjokes #badpuns #pun

  7. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  8. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  9. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  10. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  11. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  12. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  13. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  14. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  15. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  16. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  17. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  18. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  19. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  20. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  21. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  22. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

  23. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub