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  1. the mysterious Penicorn

    the mythical creature with least subtle phallic symbolism
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    das sagenumwobene Penihorn

    das Fabeltier mit dem an wenigsten subtilen Phallussymbol

    #KätToon #Einhorn #unicorn #Satire

  2. Let me remind you of the inevitable question:
    Which sort of pop(e)corn do you prefer:
    Sweet as the Baby Jesus
    Or
    Salty as Lot’s wife after she turned round anyway
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    The Kardinal
    Definitely not a demon who's masquerading as cardinal to infiltrate the catholic church.

    #KätToon #theKardinal #Satire #Popcorn #confession #Beichtstuhl

  3. Have a great time at your Ladies' Night, dear witches. 🖤

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    Viel Spaß bei eurer Ladies Night, liebe Hexen. 🖤

    #KätToon #Walpurgisnacht #Walpurgisnight #Hexe #witch

  4. Have a great time at your Ladies' Night, dear witches. 🖤

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    Viel Spaß bei eurer Ladies Night, liebe Hexen. 🖤

    #KätToon #Walpurgisnacht #Walpurgisnight #Hexe #witch

  5. Have a great time at your Ladies' Night, dear witches. 🖤

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    Viel Spaß bei eurer Ladies Night, liebe Hexen. 🖤

    #KätToon #Walpurgisnacht #Walpurgisnight #Hexe #witch

  6. Have a great time at your Ladies' Night, dear witches. 🖤

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    Viel Spaß bei eurer Ladies Night, liebe Hexen. 🖤

    #KätToon #Walpurgisnacht #Walpurgisnight #Hexe #witch

  7. Kra!

    Have a Corvidae crows and ravens day!
    🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛
    #KätToon #Crow #Krähe #Raven #Rabe

  8. Here's a appropriately bad pun to celebrate Penguin Day.
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    Zum Tag des Pinguin gibt es einen angemessen schlechten Wortwitz.

    #KätToon #Pinguin #Penguin #BadPuns #SchlechteWortwitze

  9. By the way, the correct spelling is "Bóbr".
    Nevertheless, it is pronounced "Bober"
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    Übrigens die korrekte Schreibweisen ist "Bóbr".
    Wird jedoch "Bober" ausgesprochen.

    #KätToon #Bober #Biber #Beaver #badpuns #SchlechteWortwitze #NotreDame

  10. Monday is a good day to ruin childhoods. The shaved Alf is perfect for that.
    So if you want to disturb someone, share the picture. 😉
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    Montag ist ein guter Tag um Kindheiten zu erschüttern. Das gelingt exquisit mit dem rasierten Alf.
    Wenn ihr also jemanden verstören wollt, teilt das Bild. 😉

    #KätToon #Alf #childhoodmemories #kindheitserinnerungen