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  1. Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

    Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

    #dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

  2. Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

    Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

    #dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

  3. Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

    Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

    #dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

  4. Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

    Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

    #dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

  5. Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

    Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

    #dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

  6. Pun of the day: After all, Al Gore invented the internet. That's why they're called Al Gore's rythms.

    #terriblePuns

  7. I had a delivery a while ago of Naga chilli chutney. Orange cat Ryoohki really enjoys the store's packaging material. So I just left the box out for her. A few jars of spicy chutney are left in the box too. You see, for this box, the catstaysin.

    #CatsOfMastodon #cats #terriblepuns

  8. #DadJokes #TerriblePuns

    Why didn't Disney jump in on the space exploration game?

    Lack of atMOUSEphere.

  9. #DadJokes #TerriblePuns #ImSorry

    "Two cats are swimming across a river. One is named One Two Three, and the other is named Un Deux Trois. Only one cat made it across. Which one?
    One Two Three did, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."

  10. #Spring #DadJokes #Puns #TerriblePuns

    My thoughts are full of Spring! But then a question:

    Are vernal pools ponderlings?

  11. Oh god.

    "Chiefs tailor swift response to beat 49ers in over-time to claim back-to-back Super Bowls."

    😩

    The RTÉ newsroom has out-done itself. (There must be a serious pun pool going among the journalists in there.)

    rte.ie/sport/us-sport/2024/021

    #Puns #TerriblePuns #TaylorSwift #Superbowl

  12. Someone should start a cover band that just plays lounge versions of Laibach. Laidbach.

    #terriblePuns

  13. @futurebird

    I believe it was famed lyricist Christopher George Latore Wallace who coined the adage:

    "Mo-tile, Mo Problems."

    #NotochordiousBIG #Humor #TerriblePuns

  14. #Puns #TerriblePuns #Spock #Vulcan

    Spock's home planet has many interesting geo-logical features, but the best are the Vulcan vulcan-oes.

    Logically.

  15. Last year, in lieu of candy, I handed out dad jokes for Halloween.

    Kids didn't seem really happy about it though. I imagine they wanted long-form japery, but all I had was pun-size.

    #Humor #TerriblePuns

  16. @Ailantd @vvv

    Q: How do you catch a unique snurple?

    A: You 'nique up on 'em.

    Q: How do you catch a tame snurple?

    A: 'Tame way!

    #Humor #TerriblePuns

  17. It is one of the great ironies of pop music, that on the cover of Simon & Garfunkel's Bridge Over Troubled Water, we only see part Garfunkel.

    #terriblePuns

  18. No matter how rainy it is, the weather in Germany is Wetter.

    #terriblepuns