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Flying Monkeys carry the system’s code.
#Fleas are the system’s code. #flyingmonkey

https://survivorliteracy.com/2026/06/04/narc-move-7-fleas-and-flying-monkeys/

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

For a chihuahua, Christmas is fleas Navidad

#funny #oneliner #humor #comedy #silly #fun #laugh #humour #dog #chihuahua #Christmas #fleas

RE: https://mastodon.social/@saeed200/116369968968468377

@saeed200

Esto es lo que estan haciendo las ratas en nuestra tienda.
En Gaza, estás rodeado por ratas y ratones.
Por lo tanto que no os sorprenda si encontráis a uno saliendo por el agujero😅.
La guerra no es únicamente sobre matar, es una guerra de matar, hambre, enfermedad, ratas, y más recientemente, una guerra de pulgas.😢💔

https://chuffed.org/project/173493-save-my-family-from-hunger-and-homelessness-in-gaza-we-have-no-place-in-this-world

376 € / 1 000 €

https://gaza-verified.org/people/@saee[email protected]/

#Gaza #GazaVerified #Palestine #GazaTents #GazaHelp #HelpGaza #MutualAidRequest #MutualAid #Rats #Fleas

RE: https://mastodon.social/@saeed200/116369968968468377

@saeed200

Esto es lo que estan haciendo las ratas en nuestra tienda.
En Gaza, estás rodeado por ratas y ratones.
Por lo tanto que no os sorprenda si encontráis a uno saliendo por el agujero😅.
La guerra no es únicamente sobre matar, es una guerra de matar, hambre, enfermedad, ratas, y más recientemente, una guerra de pulgas.😢💔

https://chuffed.org/project/173493-save-my-family-from-hunger-and-homelessness-in-gaza-we-have-no-place-in-this-world

376 € / 1 000 €

https://gaza-verified.org/people/@saee[email protected]/

#Gaza #GazaVerified #Palestine #GazaTents #GazaHelp #HelpGaza #MutualAidRequest #MutualAid #Rats #Fleas

Yay, Typhus

http://publichealth.lacounty.gov/acd/diseases/Typhus/Index.htm

#fleas #typhus #disease #LosAngelesCounty

Yay, Typhus

http://publichealth.lacounty.gov/acd/diseases/Typhus/Index.htm

#fleas #typhus #disease #LosAngelesCounty

Flea and tick treatments for dogs and cats may be harming wildlife

Roaming pets are ideal vectors for ticks, fleas and mites. Parasite treatments for pets contaminate the ecosystems.

"The findings suggest everyday pet treatments could ripple through ecosystems in surprising ways. After pets take these medications, the active compounds pass through their bodies and are excreted in feces."
>>
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/02/260221000328.htm
#pets #dogs #cats #parasites #vectors #fleas #ticks #drugs #feces #soil #environment #parasiticides #ectoparasiticides #Isoxazoline #NontargetSpecies #rivers #BellingerRiver #wildlife #ecosysterms

Flea and tick treatments for dogs and cats may be harming wildlife

Roaming pets are ideal vectors for ticks, fleas and mites. Parasite treatments for pets contaminate the ecosystems.

"The findings suggest everyday pet treatments could ripple through ecosystems in surprising ways. After pets take these medications, the active compounds pass through their bodies and are excreted in feces."
>>
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/02/260221000328.htm
#pets #dogs #cats #parasites #vectors #fleas #ticks #drugs #feces #soil #environment #parasiticides #ectoparasiticides #Isoxazoline #NontargetSpecies #rivers #BellingerRiver #wildlife #ecosysterms

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks

A little bit of rest.

Available as a mini print!
https://snowifer.storenvy.com/

#silksong #silksongfanart #hornet #fleas

A little bit of rest.

Available as a mini print!
https://snowifer.storenvy.com/

#silksong #silksongfanart #hornet #fleas

First #assessment of #plague in terrestrial small #mammals and #fleas from Makira Natural Park and surroundings, North-eastern #Madagascar, https://etidiohnew.blogspot.com/2025/11/first-assessment-of-plague-in.html

First #assessment of #plague in terrestrial small #mammals and #fleas from Makira Natural Park and surroundings, North-eastern #Madagascar, https://etidiohnew.blogspot.com/2025/11/first-assessment-of-plague-in.html

#world #dog #fleas

Two "It's 100% natural, so 100% safe!" liars visit the 'Alnwick Garden' in England, better known as 'The Poison garden'.

After enjoying a sandwich and a nice cup of tea in the Strychnine restaurant they went home, full of new ideas to bring their own 100% natural anti-tick/flea product to the market.

#Ticks #Fleas #Dogs #dogsofmastodon #Chemistry #Chemiverse #Medication #100% #Natural

Two "It's 100% natural, so 100% safe!" liars visit the 'Alnwick Garden' in England, better known as 'The Poison garden'.

After enjoying a sandwich and a nice cup of tea in the Strychnine restaurant they went home, full of new ideas to bring their own 100% natural anti-tick/flea product to the market.

#Ticks #Fleas #Dogs #dogsofmastodon #Chemistry #Chemiverse #Medication #100% #Natural

I am in disgrace.

Today I did walk into the bedroom, brutally seize the #cat who was lying peacefully on the bed, carry her away to another room, and there commit unspeakable acts against her dignity.

Yes, I did it. I can't deny it.

When she returned and saw me on the bed, she grumbled, then lay on the floor at the foot. She would not join me.

But for the next month, she will be less likely to harbour small bitey things from dubious dogs brought in by relatives of neighbours.

#cats #fleas

I am in disgrace.

Today I did walk into the bedroom, brutally seize the #cat who was lying peacefully on the bed, carry her away to another room, and there commit unspeakable acts against her dignity.

Yes, I did it. I can't deny it.

When she returned and saw me on the bed, she grumbled, then lay on the floor at the foot. She would not join me.

But for the next month, she will be less likely to harbour small bitey things from dubious dogs brought in by relatives of neighbours.

#cats #fleas

@microsoft @catsalad

We have all tried to snatch a fruit fly out of the air in front of us, only to fail and see it slowly flying away nearby. This is because small flies like this have warp drive and can very briefly move at #warp 6 when threatened. You should persist though, because their dilithium crystals are tiny and you will quickly deplete them. These flies do not have shields; see also #fleas.

#SuckOnThatAI

#CloseUp Chinese flea traps made from bamboo carved with long open sections, worn under clothing. The inner bamboo rod is coated with a sticky substance & slipped inside the open casing, preventing the sticky substance from getting onto clothing. Made in the early 20th century.

Pitt Rivers Museum
@Pitt_Rivers #fleas #bamboo #Chinese #China #history #museums

#CloseUp Chinese flea traps made from bamboo carved with long open sections, worn under clothing. The inner bamboo rod is coated with a sticky substance & slipped inside the open casing, preventing the sticky substance from getting onto clothing. Made in the early 20th century.

Pitt Rivers Museum
@Pitt_Rivers #fleas #bamboo #Chinese #China #history #museums

I really hate putting flea gunk on my cats, but they've started scratch so I know it's time. They all hate being dosed, but this time Rua is really letting me know what a wretched human I am.

I am expecting Animal Welfare to knock on the door at any moment.

#cats #fedicats #CatsOfMastodon #catsodon #fleas #CatAbuse

I really hate putting flea gunk on my cats, but they've started scratch so I know it's time. They all hate being dosed, but this time Rua is really letting me know what a wretched human I am.

I am expecting Animal Welfare to knock on the door at any moment.

#cats #fedicats #CatsOfMastodon #catsodon #fleas #CatAbuse

An ancient #disease has another vector hidden up your sleeves http://blogs.biomedcentral.com/bugbitten/2024/06/07/an-ancient-disease-has-another-vector-hidden-up-your-sleeves/

#Yersinia pestis can infect the Pawlowsky glands of human body #lice and be transmitted by louse bite https://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.3002625

"Everyone knows that #rats and #fleas spread the #BlackDeath... But is there more to this old and deadly story? A team of #scientists set out to definitively say that the human body #louse be a crucial part of this infectious tryst."

An ancient #disease has another vector hidden up your sleeves http://blogs.biomedcentral.com/bugbitten/2024/06/07/an-ancient-disease-has-another-vector-hidden-up-your-sleeves/

#Yersinia pestis can infect the Pawlowsky glands of human body #lice and be transmitted by louse bite https://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.3002625

"Everyone knows that #rats and #fleas spread the #BlackDeath... But is there more to this old and deadly story? A team of #scientists set out to definitively say that the human body #louse be a crucial part of this infectious tryst."

#Plague was transmitted by #fleas & rodents... but also by lice? This study reports a new vector for #Yersinia pestis, showing that it can infect the Pawlowsky glands of human #BodyLice and be transmitted by louse bite #PLOSBiology https://plos.io/3wJaH3w

#Plague was transmitted by #fleas & rodents... but also by lice? This study reports a new vector for #Yersinia pestis, showing that it can infect the Pawlowsky glands of human #BodyLice and be transmitted by louse bite #PLOSBiology https://plos.io/3wJaH3w

Vet’s flea warning to all dog and cat owners in the UK | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/vet-flea-warning-pets-uk-b2510593.html

#Cats
#Dogs
#Fleas
#UK
#NotJustASummerThing

Vet’s flea warning to all dog and cat owners in the UK | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/vet-flea-warning-pets-uk-b2510593.html

#Cats
#Dogs
#Fleas
#UK
#NotJustASummerThing

“Very sick” pet cat gave Oregon resident case of bubonic plague - Enlarge / A cat, but not the one with plague. (credit: Getty | Silas St... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=2002891 #infectiousdiseases #yersiniapestis #bubonicplague #infection #science #rodents #oregon #plague #fleas #cat #cdc

“Very sick” pet cat gave Oregon resident case of bubonic plague - Enlarge / A cat, but not the one with plague. (credit: Getty | Silas St... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=2002891 #infectiousdiseases #yersiniapestis #bubonicplague #infection #science #rodents #oregon #plague #fleas #cat #cdc

Handwashing a major source of pet #pesticide #pollution in UK rivers | #pets #fleas
https://www.imperial.ac.uk/news/251173/handwashing-major-source-pesticide-pollution-uk/

Vets urged to cut pesticide flea treatments amid river pollution fears

Pet owners risk contaminating their hands with neurotoxins for at least 28 days after application, scientists find

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/01/vets-pesticide-flea-treatments-river-pollution-pet-owners-toxic-insecticides-hands

#TheGuardian #Pets #Pesticide #Fleas #Fipronil #Imidacloprid

| Pesticides | The Guardian

Vets urged to cut pesticide flea treatments amid river pollution fears

Pet owners risk contaminating their hands with neurotoxins for at least 28 days after application, scientists find

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/01/vets-pesticide-flea-treatments-river-pollution-pet-owners-toxic-insecticides-hands

#TheGuardian #Pets #Pesticide #Fleas #Fipronil #Imidacloprid

| Pesticides | The Guardian

@jmcrookston
#typhus #lice #chiggers #fleas
Typhus comes from bacteria transmitted by lice, chigger, or flea bites. Perhaps the "removal of putrefying matter by good drainage" reduced host vermin.
https://www.vdh.virginia.gov/epidemiology/epidemiology-fact-sheets/typhus/#:~:text=Typhus%20is%20not%20transmitted%20from,a%20different%20type%20of%20arthropod.

@jmcrookston
#typhus #lice #chiggers #fleas
Typhus comes from bacteria transmitted by lice, chigger, or flea bites. Perhaps the "removal of putrefying matter by good drainage" reduced host vermin.
https://www.vdh.virginia.gov/epidemiology/epidemiology-fact-sheets/typhus/#:~:text=Typhus%20is%20not%20transmitted%20from,a%20different%20type%20of%20arthropod.

I know this my third whiny post in a row (I’m sick, whatever) but I treated the #cats for #fleas again yesterday and am not happy with the fact that the little bitey bastards are now choosing ME as their safe haven after abandoning their cat habitat.

I know this my third whiny post in a row (I’m sick, whatever) but I treated the #cats for #fleas again yesterday and am not happy with the fact that the little bitey bastards are now choosing ME as their safe haven after abandoning their cat habitat.

Dog owners - could you share your favorite flea treatment? Our two doggos are getting attacked by the little jerks and our Frontline is helping, but definitely not solving the problem. I'd say it's eased their itching about 30-40%, but can't we do better? They're still dealing with hot spots.

#dogs #fleas #doghelp #dogsofmastodon

Dog owners - could you share your favorite flea treatment? Our two doggos are getting attacked by the little jerks and our Frontline is helping, but definitely not solving the problem. I'd say it's eased their itching about 30-40%, but can't we do better? They're still dealing with hot spots.

#dogs #fleas #doghelp #dogsofmastodon

Opinion | 'Tis the Season of Flea-Borne #Typhus https://www.medpagetoday.com/opinion/parasites-and-plagues/106625 #Rickettsia #fleas

Opinion | 'Tis the Season of Flea-Borne #Typhus https://www.medpagetoday.com/opinion/parasites-and-plagues/106625 #Rickettsia #fleas

Apparently I'm a #cat now because I keep finding #fleas on me (like on my arm or knee) for some reason. Don't see any bites on my arm, though, which is where I found this one.