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  1. #AssemblyCode von 1986, #Sicherheitslücke von heute: Azure CTO Russinovich ließ #Claude Opus 4.6 seinen Apple-II-Code von 1986 analysieren – und fand einen seit Jahrzehnten schlummernden Logikfehler.

    Das Problem: Milliarden #Legacy-Mikrocontroller laufen weltweit auf fragiler Firmware in Krankenhäusern und kritischer Infrastruktur. Viele sind unpatchbar.

    #KI macht solche Schwachstellen nun industriell auffindbar – Legacy Code wird zum #Cybersecurity-Problem von morgen:

    zdnet.com/article/ai-finds-hid

  2. #AssemblyCode von 1986, #Sicherheitslücke von heute: Azure CTO Russinovich ließ #Claude Opus 4.6 seinen Apple-II-Code von 1986 analysieren – und fand einen seit Jahrzehnten schlummernden Logikfehler.

    Das Problem: Milliarden #Legacy-Mikrocontroller laufen weltweit auf fragiler Firmware in Krankenhäusern und kritischer Infrastruktur. Viele sind unpatchbar.

    #KI macht solche Schwachstellen nun industriell auffindbar – Legacy Code wird zum #Cybersecurity-Problem von morgen:

    zdnet.com/article/ai-finds-hid

  3. #AssemblyCode von 1986, #Sicherheitslücke von heute: Azure CTO Russinovich ließ #Claude Opus 4.6 seinen Apple-II-Code von 1986 analysieren – und fand einen seit Jahrzehnten schlummernden Logikfehler.

    Das Problem: Milliarden #Legacy-Mikrocontroller laufen weltweit auf fragiler Firmware in Krankenhäusern und kritischer Infrastruktur. Viele sind unpatchbar.

    #KI macht solche Schwachstellen nun industriell auffindbar – Legacy Code wird zum #Cybersecurity-Problem von morgen:

    zdnet.com/article/ai-finds-hid

  4. #AssemblyCode von 1986, #Sicherheitslücke von heute: Azure CTO Russinovich ließ #Claude Opus 4.6 seinen Apple-II-Code von 1986 analysieren – und fand einen seit Jahrzehnten schlummernden Logikfehler.

    Das Problem: Milliarden #Legacy-Mikrocontroller laufen weltweit auf fragiler Firmware in Krankenhäusern und kritischer Infrastruktur. Viele sind unpatchbar.

    #KI macht solche Schwachstellen nun industriell auffindbar – Legacy Code wird zum #Cybersecurity-Problem von morgen:

    zdnet.com/article/ai-finds-hid

  5. #AssemblyCode von 1986, #Sicherheitslücke von heute: Azure CTO Russinovich ließ #Claude Opus 4.6 seinen Apple-II-Code von 1986 analysieren – und fand einen seit Jahrzehnten schlummernden Logikfehler.

    Das Problem: Milliarden #Legacy-Mikrocontroller laufen weltweit auf fragiler Firmware in Krankenhäusern und kritischer Infrastruktur. Viele sind unpatchbar.

    #KI macht solche Schwachstellen nun industriell auffindbar – Legacy Code wird zum #Cybersecurity-Problem von morgen:

    zdnet.com/article/ai-finds-hid

  6. Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
    bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bi #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated

  7. Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
    bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bi #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated

  8. Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
    bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bi #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated

  9. Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
    bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bi #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
    bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bi #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated

  11. 🎮 Oh, joy! Yet another attempt to resurrect the fossilized Sega Mega CD with a development kit no one asked for. 🤔 Because clearly, what the world desperately needs now is more archaic 68k assembly code cluttering up #GitHub. 🚀
    github.com/drojaazu/megadev #SegaMegaCD #RetroGaming #GameDevelopment #AssemblyCode #HackerNews #ngated

  12. 🎮 Oh, joy! Yet another attempt to resurrect the fossilized Sega Mega CD with a development kit no one asked for. 🤔 Because clearly, what the world desperately needs now is more archaic 68k assembly code cluttering up #GitHub. 🚀
    github.com/drojaazu/megadev #SegaMegaCD #RetroGaming #GameDevelopment #AssemblyCode #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🎮 Oh, joy! Yet another attempt to resurrect the fossilized Sega Mega CD with a development kit no one asked for. 🤔 Because clearly, what the world desperately needs now is more archaic 68k assembly code cluttering up #GitHub. 🚀
    github.com/drojaazu/megadev #SegaMegaCD #RetroGaming #GameDevelopment #AssemblyCode #HackerNews #ngated

  14. 🎮 Oh, joy! Yet another attempt to resurrect the fossilized Sega Mega CD with a development kit no one asked for. 🤔 Because clearly, what the world desperately needs now is more archaic 68k assembly code cluttering up #GitHub. 🚀
    github.com/drojaazu/megadev #SegaMegaCD #RetroGaming #GameDevelopment #AssemblyCode #HackerNews #ngated

  15. 🚀 Behold, the x86-64 Playground: because clearly, what the world needed was another way to write assembly code online. Now you can relive the excitement of #debugging in #GDB without leaving your browser 🖥️ — because who wouldn’t want to drag and drop their way to nostalgia-induced migraines? 😂🔧
    x64.halb.it/ #x86_64Playground #assemblyCode #nostalgia #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  16. 🚀 Behold, the x86-64 Playground: because clearly, what the world needed was another way to write assembly code online. Now you can relive the excitement of #debugging in #GDB without leaving your browser 🖥️ — because who wouldn’t want to drag and drop their way to nostalgia-induced migraines? 😂🔧
    x64.halb.it/ #x86_64Playground #assemblyCode #nostalgia #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 🚀 Behold, the x86-64 Playground: because clearly, what the world needed was another way to write assembly code online. Now you can relive the excitement of #debugging in #GDB without leaving your browser 🖥️ — because who wouldn’t want to drag and drop their way to nostalgia-induced migraines? 😂🔧
    x64.halb.it/ #x86_64Playground #assemblyCode #nostalgia #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  18. 🚀 Behold, the x86-64 Playground: because clearly, what the world needed was another way to write assembly code online. Now you can relive the excitement of #debugging in #GDB without leaving your browser 🖥️ — because who wouldn’t want to drag and drop their way to nostalgia-induced migraines? 😂🔧
    x64.halb.it/ #x86_64Playground #assemblyCode #nostalgia #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  19. 🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because who needs optimized, quality output anyway? 😂🔧
    transactional.blog/copy-and-pa #CopyAndPatchJITs #ZeroBrainCells #AssemblyCode #CodeSufficient #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

  20. 🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because who needs optimized, quality output anyway? 😂🔧
    transactional.blog/copy-and-pa #CopyAndPatchJITs #ZeroBrainCells #AssemblyCode #CodeSufficient #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

  21. 🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because who needs optimized, quality output anyway? 😂🔧
    transactional.blog/copy-and-pa #CopyAndPatchJITs #ZeroBrainCells #AssemblyCode #CodeSufficient #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

  22. 🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because who needs optimized, quality output anyway? 😂🔧
    transactional.blog/copy-and-pa #CopyAndPatchJITs #ZeroBrainCells #AssemblyCode #CodeSufficient #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

  23. I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...

    #Slack #Software #Z80 #AssemblyCode #MachineCode #8Bit

  24. I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...

    #Slack #Software #Z80 #AssemblyCode #MachineCode #8Bit

  25. I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...

    #Slack #Software #Z80 #AssemblyCode #MachineCode #8Bit

  26. I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...

    #Slack #Software #Z80 #AssemblyCode #MachineCode #8Bit

  27. I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...

    #Slack #Software #Z80 #AssemblyCode #MachineCode #8Bit