#assemblycode — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #assemblycode, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀 Welcome to Decomp Academy, where you can finally fulfill your childhood dream of becoming a GameCube wizard 🧙♂️ by deciphering hieroglyphics that would make even Indiana Jones break down in tears 😭. Who knew that translating assembly code into C would be the next hottest party trick? 🎉
https://decomp-academy.dev #DecompAcademy #GameCubeWizard #AssemblyCode #CodingFun #IndianaJones #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Welcome to Decomp Academy, where you can finally fulfill your childhood dream of becoming a GameCube wizard 🧙♂️ by deciphering hieroglyphics that would make even Indiana Jones break down in tears 😭. Who knew that translating assembly code into C would be the next hottest party trick? 🎉
https://decomp-academy.dev #DecompAcademy #GameCubeWizard #AssemblyCode #CodingFun #IndianaJones #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, rejoice! Yet another tech savior emerges from the depths of Linux 4.18, promising to liberate us from the shackles of locks and atomics ⚙️💥. But wait, it requires handwritten assembly code—because, who needs simplicity? 🤦♂️ Looking forward to the day when everything is rewritten for #rseq, just like we anticipated for every other fleeting buzzword of the past decade. 😂
https://justine.lol/rseq/ #technews #Linux418 #assemblycode #buzzwords #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, rejoice! Yet another tech savior emerges from the depths of Linux 4.18, promising to liberate us from the shackles of locks and atomics ⚙️💥. But wait, it requires handwritten assembly code—because, who needs simplicity? 🤦♂️ Looking forward to the day when everything is rewritten for #rseq, just like we anticipated for every other fleeting buzzword of the past decade. 😂
https://justine.lol/rseq/ #technews #Linux418 #assemblycode #buzzwords #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
SBCL: The Assembly Code Breadboard (2014)
https://pvk.ca/Blog/2014/03/15/sbcl-the-ultimate-assembly-code-breadboard/
#HackerNews #SBCL #AssemblyCode #Breadboard #2014 #HackersNews #Programming
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SBCL: The Assembly Code Breadboard (2014)
https://pvk.ca/Blog/2014/03/15/sbcl-the-ultimate-assembly-code-breadboard/
#HackerNews #SBCL #AssemblyCode #Breadboard #2014 #HackersNews #Programming
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What Can You Run on a 1960s Univac? Anything You’re Willing To Wait For!
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What Can You Run on a 1960s Univac? Anything You’re Willing To Wait For!
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#AssemblyCode von 1986, #Sicherheitslücke von heute: Azure CTO Russinovich ließ #Claude Opus 4.6 seinen Apple-II-Code von 1986 analysieren – und fand einen seit Jahrzehnten schlummernden Logikfehler.
Das Problem: Milliarden #Legacy-Mikrocontroller laufen weltweit auf fragiler Firmware in Krankenhäusern und kritischer Infrastruktur. Viele sind unpatchbar.
#KI macht solche Schwachstellen nun industriell auffindbar – Legacy Code wird zum #Cybersecurity-Problem von morgen:
https://www.zdnet.com/article/ai-finds-hidden-bugs-old-code/
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#AssemblyCode von 1986, #Sicherheitslücke von heute: Azure CTO Russinovich ließ #Claude Opus 4.6 seinen Apple-II-Code von 1986 analysieren – und fand einen seit Jahrzehnten schlummernden Logikfehler.
Das Problem: Milliarden #Legacy-Mikrocontroller laufen weltweit auf fragiler Firmware in Krankenhäusern und kritischer Infrastruktur. Viele sind unpatchbar.
#KI macht solche Schwachstellen nun industriell auffindbar – Legacy Code wird zum #Cybersecurity-Problem von morgen:
https://www.zdnet.com/article/ai-finds-hidden-bugs-old-code/
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Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
https://www.bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bio-the-bao-i-o-coprocessor/ #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
https://www.bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bio-the-bao-i-o-coprocessor/ #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🎮 Oh, joy! Yet another attempt to resurrect the fossilized Sega Mega CD with a development kit no one asked for. 🤔 Because clearly, what the world desperately needs now is more archaic 68k assembly code cluttering up #GitHub. 🚀
https://github.com/drojaazu/megadev #SegaMegaCD #RetroGaming #GameDevelopment #AssemblyCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🎮 Oh, joy! Yet another attempt to resurrect the fossilized Sega Mega CD with a development kit no one asked for. 🤔 Because clearly, what the world desperately needs now is more archaic 68k assembly code cluttering up #GitHub. 🚀
https://github.com/drojaazu/megadev #SegaMegaCD #RetroGaming #GameDevelopment #AssemblyCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Behold, the x86-64 Playground: because clearly, what the world needed was another way to write assembly code online. Now you can relive the excitement of #debugging in #GDB without leaving your browser 🖥️ — because who wouldn’t want to drag and drop their way to nostalgia-induced migraines? 😂🔧
https://x64.halb.it/ #x86_64Playground #assemblyCode #nostalgia #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Behold, the x86-64 Playground: because clearly, what the world needed was another way to write assembly code online. Now you can relive the excitement of #debugging in #GDB without leaving your browser 🖥️ — because who wouldn’t want to drag and drop their way to nostalgia-induced migraines? 😂🔧
https://x64.halb.it/ #x86_64Playground #assemblyCode #nostalgia #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because who needs optimized, quality output anyway? 😂🔧
https://transactional.blog/copy-and-patch/tutorial #CopyAndPatchJITs #ZeroBrainCells #AssemblyCode #CodeSufficient #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because who needs optimized, quality output anyway? 😂🔧
https://transactional.blog/copy-and-patch/tutorial #CopyAndPatchJITs #ZeroBrainCells #AssemblyCode #CodeSufficient #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated -
FFmpeg devs boast of another 100x leap thanks to handwritten assembly code
#HackerNews #FFmpeg #assemblycode #performanceboost #100xleap #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews
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FFmpeg devs boast of another 100x leap thanks to handwritten assembly code
#HackerNews #FFmpeg #assemblycode #performanceboost #100xleap #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews
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I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...
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I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...
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FFmpeg Sees 94x Performance Boost with Handwritten AVX-512 Code #ffmpeg #AVX512 #AssemblyCode #Opensource
https://ostechnix.com/ffmpeg-sees-94x-performance-boost-with-handwritten-avx-512-code/ -
FFmpeg Sees 94x Performance Boost with Handwritten AVX-512 Code #ffmpeg #AVX512 #AssemblyCode #Opensource
https://ostechnix.com/ffmpeg-sees-94x-performance-boost-with-handwritten-avx-512-code/ -
Compiling Four Billion If Statements - With modern tools, you have to try very hard to do something stupid, because the t... - https://hackaday.com/2024/08/07/compiling-four-billion-if-statements/ #computerhacks #softwarehacks #assemblycode #compiler #python #code
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Compiling Four Billion If Statements - With modern tools, you have to try very hard to do something stupid, because the t... - https://hackaday.com/2024/08/07/compiling-four-billion-if-statements/ #computerhacks #softwarehacks #assemblycode #compiler #python #code
