#hackersnews — Public Fediverse posts

💀⏰ In a groundbreaking study, scientists confirm the obvious: you're gonna kick the bucket someday. Apparently, the secret to #immortality is hidden behind a mysterious "403 Forbidden" error page. Who knew #nginx held the keys to eternal life? 🤔🔒
https://hmmdaily.com/2018/10/18/your-real-biological-clock-is-youre-going-to-die/ #403Forbidden #groundbreakingstudy #lifeanddeath #hackersnews #HackerNews #ngated

Let's write a toy UI library

https://nakst.gitlab.io/tutorial/ui-part-1.html

#HackerNews #toyUILibrary #UIdevelopment #webdevelopment #codingtutorial #HackersNews

🤡 Oh, the audacity! Thieves nab a Picasso while the gallery's "tech-savvy" staff are busy configuring user agents. 🎨 Meanwhile, their security bots are too busy reading Wikipedia for tips on how to prevent art heists. 😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_of_The_Weeping_Woman_from_the_National_Gallery_of_Victoria #arttheft #techfail #picassostolen #securityhumor #hackersnews #gallerydrama #HackerNews #ngated

A surprise with how '#!' handles its program argument in practice

https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/unix/ShebangRelativePathSurprise

#HackerNews #Shebang #Surprise #ProgramArguments #Unix #HackersNews

A surprise with how '#!' handles its program argument in practice

https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/unix/ShebangRelativePathSurprise

#HackerNews #Shebang #Surprise #ProgramArguments #Unix #HackersNews

A surprise with how '#!' handles its program argument in practice

https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/unix/ShebangRelativePathSurprise

#HackerNews #Shebang #Surprise #ProgramArguments #Unix #HackersNews

A surprise with how '#!' handles its program argument in practice

https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/unix/ShebangRelativePathSurprise

#HackerNews #Shebang #Surprise #ProgramArguments #Unix #HackersNews

A surprise with how '#!' handles its program argument in practice

https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/unix/ShebangRelativePathSurprise

#HackerNews #Shebang #Surprise #ProgramArguments #Unix #HackersNews

We Saved $500k per Year by Rolling Our Own "S3"

https://engineering.nanit.com/how-we-saved-500-000-per-year-by-rolling-our-own-s3-6caec1ee1143

#HackerNews #WeSaved500k #RollingOurOwn #S3 #CostSavings #Engineering #HackersNews

In this groundbreaking revelation, the author stretches the very fabric of reality by turning boring old functions into thrilling "infinite-dimensional vectors". 🧐 Because who doesn't want to apply linear algebra to every mundane aspect of life? 🤓🎉 Required reading: everything you've ever learned about math, ever.
https://thenumb.at/Functions-are-Vectors/ #linearalgebra #mathrevolution #infinitedimensionalvectors #thrillingmath #hackersnews #HackerNews #ngated

Take Two: Eshell

http://yummymelon.com/devnull/take-two-eshell.html

#HackerNews #Eshell #TakeTwo #Developer #Tools #Programming #HackersNews

Beating Google's kernelCTF PoW using AVX512

https://anemato.de/blog/kctf-vdf

#HackerNews #Beating #kernelCTF #PoW #using #AVX512 #kernelCTF #AVX512 #PoW #Google #HackersNews

🚗🔑 In this shockingly insightful #exposé, we discover that car companies might not be Fort Knox when it comes to key fob security — who knew?! 😂 Trusting your car company is apparently as secure as a chocolate teapot in a heatwave. 🍫☀️
https://web.stanford.edu/class/ee26n/Assignments/Assignment5.html #carsecurity #keyfob #cybersecurity #hackersnews #trustissues #HackerNews #ngated

I made a bot to spoil every book my girlfriend ever reads

https://www.olliechapman.com/blog/spoil-every-book

#HackerNews #bookspoilers #relationshipgoals #techhumor #botdevelopment #hackersnews