#cheetahspeed — Public Fediverse posts
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Oh look, another manifesto on why your software should be faster than a cheetah on rocket skates 🚀🐆! Apparently, the magic pixie dust of optimization just sprinkles itself nowadays, so we're all just lazy sloths for not rewriting everything in assembly 🦥💻. Because who wouldn't want to spend their nights debugging cryptic assembly code like it's 1979? 🙄
https://danluu.com/perf-opt/ #softwareoptimization #lazyprogrammers #assemblycode #techhumor #cheetahspeed #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, this "3rd World Embedded Engineer" has mastered the art of breaking the internet by exceeding the request limit faster than a cheetah on Red Bull. 🚀🕒 Maybe next time they'll engineer a solution to reading an article without getting rate-limited. 📉😂
https://rvembedded.com/blog_post/12/ #3rdWorldEngineer #InternetHacks #RateLimit #CheetahSpeed #EngineeringHumor #HackerNews #ngated