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  1. Taking the kit build guitar (Telecaster) to an old mate's proper carpentry workshop in Chatham tomorrow, to get the six through body string holes drilled.

    A true Chatham boy, salt of the earth, he said there is normally a small charge for 'mate' jobs.

    "Packet of biscuits mucker, plain, not chocolate". 👍😁

    #chatham #medway #telecaster #guitar

  2. Taking the kit build guitar (Telecaster) to an old mate's proper carpentry workshop in Chatham tomorrow, to get the six through body string holes drilled.

    A true Chatham boy, salt of the earth, he said there is normally a small charge for 'mate' jobs.

    "Packet of biscuits mucker, plain, not chocolate". 👍😁

    #chatham #medway #telecaster #guitar

  3. Taking the kit build guitar (Telecaster) to an old mate's proper carpentry workshop in Chatham tomorrow, to get the six through body string holes drilled.

    A true Chatham boy, salt of the earth, he said there is normally a small charge for 'mate' jobs.

    "Packet of biscuits mucker, plain, not chocolate". 👍😁

    #chatham #medway #telecaster #guitar

  4. Taking the kit build guitar (Telecaster) to an old mate's proper carpentry workshop in Chatham tomorrow, to get the six through body string holes drilled.

    A true Chatham boy, salt of the earth, he said there is normally a small charge for 'mate' jobs.

    "Packet of biscuits mucker, plain, not chocolate". 👍😁

    #chatham #medway #telecaster #guitar

  5. I am on p54 of Balle's On The Calculation Of Volume.

    Why didn't she just ask him to write himself a sealed note only he would understand.

    This is very frustrating. No one spoil it for me

    Editing in a thank you for this book, to this toot to m'wee mucker @Erased_Citizen who I really had to hunt to find in a name search now you darned gone and changed your address. Jees.

    #internationalbookerprize shortlisted #literature

  6. I am on p54 of Balle's On The Calculation Of Volume.

    Why didn't she just ask him to write himself a sealed note only he would understand.

    This is very frustrating. No one spoil it for me

    Editing in a thank you for this book, to this toot to m'wee mucker @Erased_Citizen who I really had to hunt to find in a name search now you darned gone and changed your address. Jees.

    #internationalbookerprize shortlisted #literature

  7. I am on p54 of Balle's On The Calculation Of Volume.

    Why didn't she just ask him to write himself a sealed note only he would understand.

    This is very frustrating. No one spoil it for me

    Editing in a thank you for this book, to this toot to m'wee mucker @Erased_Citizen who I really had to hunt to find in a name search now you darned gone and changed your address. Jees.

    #internationalbookerprize shortlisted #literature

  8. I am on p54 of Balle's On The Calculation Of Volume.

    Why didn't she just ask him to write himself a sealed note only he would understand.

    This is very frustrating. No one spoil it for me

    Editing in a thank you for this book, to this toot to m'wee mucker @Erased_Citizen who I really had to hunt to find in a name search now you darned gone and changed your address. Jees.

    #internationalbookerprize shortlisted #literature

  9. I am on p54 of Balle's On The Calculation Of Volume.

    Why didn't she just ask him to write himself a sealed note only he would understand.

    This is very frustrating. No one spoil it for me

    Editing in a thank you for this book, to this toot to m'wee mucker @Erased_Citizen who I really had to hunt to find in a name search now you darned gone and changed your address. Jees.

    #internationalbookerprize shortlisted #literature

  10. The way a #MastoAdmin has to work is honestly. Infosec indie is still an admin; she's just not playing _that_ game.

    Now imagine if that hideously ugly thing controlling Faceboo*KKK had to work and fundraise honestly!

    >> insert video footage of that hideously ugly thing controlling Faceboo*KKK. His pale face takes up 90 percent of the screen as he blinks, stupidly, a few times and tries, unsuccessfully, to mask his constant sneer. He moves closer to the camera so his face takes up still more of the screen, and it is clear that he is trying, but cannot successfully hide the grim reality he is in. Zack Muckerberg glances quickly and nervously over his left shoulder; in the background, more of his present situation is revealed.

    >> The #MetaWorld of his own making shudders, and he ducks again. He stammers, moving even closer to the screen and the high-def lens shows each crack on his chapped lips; he is cocking his head quickly, trying to get the camera to center on *him* instead of on the dead children nailed to road signs behind him. It's a horror scene. The dead range from toddlers to what look like young college students. The ones college age are fighting to stay alive. Some cops with the Meta logo on their hats and batons the size of baseball bats continue to violently beat heartbeat-producing bodies, and some cops keep smashing their batons on those clearly already dead. Beside the gangs of cops, stacks of dead bodies have been bulldozed into piles too large for the pathetically ragged blankets that have been placed over them.

    >> The road's description has been obscured by the martyrs of road signage; the roads themselves have been obliterated into twisted rubble, and it is difficult to tell where the roads were supposed to lead -- to larger piles of acridly smoking rubble? Was that a village or a city? A factory? Hospital or campus?

    >> A few active fires blaze around military machinery of some sort, and the camera blurs in and out of focus as if confused for a moment.

    >> Pillars of dark smoke drift lazily into the sky behind Muckerberg's pale-skinned sneer which cannot disguise the dark bags under his eyes. He stammers again, realizing that he has to be actively speaking in order for the camera to stop focusing on the warzone behind him.

    >> Choppily and quickly, like he's pitching a new development proposal to a group of investors wearing expensive Italian suits, he begins:

    "Hi all, this is Zack Muckerberg. I...
    well... I uh,
    I need more money.

    I'm uh... I am

    ... running out of signs and runway. I think. I think if we convert just _one more_ to a Muckerberg Memorial Hospital here, we can get some volunteer nurses. Or something. You know, to keep costs down.

    My burn rate this day last week was only 190 billion dollars. In the first 90 minutes of trading. That is only... uh. It's... only, uh..."

    >> Panic flashes behind Muckerberg's eyeballs as he realizes he cannot do the simple math live on screen. Exasperated, he explodes with more verbal pithery:

    "Look, I know this war thing makes people upset, but USERLAND has gotta understand! FOURTEEN OUT OF FOURTEEN OF MY MANSIONS ARE IN DANGER OF BEING LOST. I CANNOT GET THE NEW USERS NUMBERS UP WITHOUT BUYING MORE COPS!

    I can MAKE them use Faceboo*KKK once they are cops. Cops are stupid, they always believe anything I engineer. I manufacture the situations, the cops are my dogs. Easy."

    >> Some garbled noise comes thru a speaker beside him, and he shakes his head, angrily.

    "That is ... totally a manageable number! Parents freaked out because now we got teacher with gun? Thank me for Tennessee!"

    >>> Zack Muckerberg smirks with self-superior satisfaction.

    "Best addiction recipe EV - ER. My folks were pharma geniuses, we know how to destroy lives. We never ever had to work for our money!

    Yup. Dead kids are our bread and butter. Parents traumatized into emotional ruts? Just throw some memes at them. Don't matter whose or how many kids we end up killing, as long as they aren't mine." He chuckles.

    >> The garbled noise speaker beside him mutters incoherently, but Muckerberg's brain apparently has the secret decoder ring for the Italian luxury business suit talk. He starts nodding emphatically.

    "Thanks, I knew you'd come thru. Besides you, the main shareholders of META are mostly just ... me. I can't hurt anybody but myself as the CEO Controller. Nobody's life but mine matters, I stole that Holocaust story by putting white folks like me in the starring role. Don't worry. I just gotta run the script one more time and you'll get that advertizer.

    School shootings ALWAYS give an uptick in USERLAND. The school boards are easy to trick. Remember how many clicks I got on that ---"

    >> He is cut off as a dangerous-looking drone descends from above him to hover beside him. Startled and taken aback, he clearly was not expecting the interruption --

    <non-commercial break>

    >> A sane, sober, and clear-eyed Mastodon admin overrides the sound barrier; her light Peruvian accent comes thru the speaker previously garbled by the Italian business suit:

    " Do not even PRETEND to be my friend if you wake up and start working for the Muckerberg algorithms. This is not why we built the Internet."

    #CopyThis #CreativeCommons #GroupDirectedStory #Art #Writing

  11. The way a #MastoAdmin has to work is honestly. Infosec indie is still an admin; she's just not playing _that_ game.

    Now imagine if that hideously ugly thing controlling Faceboo*KKK had to work and fundraise honestly!

    >> insert video footage of that hideously ugly thing controlling Faceboo*KKK. His pale face takes up 90 percent of the screen as he blinks, stupidly, a few times and tries, unsuccessfully, to mask his constant sneer. He moves closer to the camera so his face takes up still more of the screen, and it is clear that he is trying, but cannot successfully hide the grim reality he is in. Zack Muckerberg glances quickly and nervously over his left shoulder; in the background, more of his present situation is revealed.

    >> The #MetaWorld of his own making shudders, and he ducks again. He stammers, moving even closer to the screen and the high-def lens shows each crack on his chapped lips; he is cocking his head quickly, trying to get the camera to center on *him* instead of on the dead children nailed to road signs behind him. It's a horror scene. The dead range from toddlers to what look like young college students. The ones college age are fighting to stay alive. Some cops with the Meta logo on their hats and batons the size of baseball bats continue to violently beat heartbeat-producing bodies, and some cops keep smashing their batons on those clearly already dead. Beside the gangs of cops, stacks of dead bodies have been bulldozed into piles too large for the pathetically ragged blankets that have been placed over them.

    >> The road's description has been obscured by the martyrs of road signage; the roads themselves have been obliterated into twisted rubble, and it is difficult to tell where the roads were supposed to lead -- to larger piles of acridly smoking rubble? Was that a village or a city? A factory? Hospital or campus?

    >> A few active fires blaze around military machinery of some sort, and the camera blurs in and out of focus as if confused for a moment.

    >> Pillars of dark smoke drift lazily into the sky behind Muckerberg's pale-skinned sneer which cannot disguise the dark bags under his eyes. He stammers again, realizing that he has to be actively speaking in order for the camera to stop focusing on the warzone behind him.

    >> Choppily and quickly, like he's pitching a new development proposal to a group of investors wearing expensive Italian suits, he begins:

    "Hi all, this is Zack Muckerberg. I...
    well... I uh,
    I need more money.

    I'm uh... I am

    ... running out of signs and runway. I think. I think if we convert just _one more_ to a Muckerberg Memorial Hospital here, we can get some volunteer nurses. Or something. You know, to keep costs down.

    My burn rate this day last week was only 190 billion dollars. In the first 90 minutes of trading. That is only... uh. It's... only, uh..."

    >> Panic flashes behind Muckerberg's eyeballs as he realizes he cannot do the simple math live on screen. Exasperated, he explodes with more verbal pithery:

    "Look, I know this war thing makes people upset, but USERLAND has gotta understand! FOURTEEN OUT OF FOURTEEN OF MY MANSIONS ARE IN DANGER OF BEING LOST. I CANNOT GET THE NEW USERS NUMBERS UP WITHOUT BUYING MORE COPS!

    I can MAKE them use Faceboo*KKK once they are cops. Cops are stupid, they always believe anything I engineer. I manufacture the situations, the cops are my dogs. Easy."

    >> Some garbled noise comes thru a speaker beside him, and he shakes his head, angrily.

    "That is ... totally a manageable number! Parents freaked out because now we got teacher with gun? Thank me for Tennessee!"

    >>> Zack Muckerberg smirks with self-superior satisfaction.

    "Best addiction recipe EV - ER. My folks were pharma geniuses, we know how to destroy lives. We never ever had to work for our money!

    Yup. Dead kids are our bread and butter. Parents traumatized into emotional ruts? Just throw some memes at them. Don't matter whose or how many kids we end up killing, as long as they aren't mine." He chuckles.

    >> The garbled noise speaker beside him mutters incoherently, but Muckerberg's brain apparently has the secret decoder ring for the Italian luxury business suit talk. He starts nodding emphatically.

    "Thanks, I knew you'd come thru. Besides you, the main shareholders of META are mostly just ... me. I can't hurt anybody but myself as the CEO Controller. Nobody's life but mine matters, I stole that Holocaust story by putting white folks like me in the starring role. Don't worry. I just gotta run the script one more time and you'll get that advertizer.

    School shootings ALWAYS give an uptick in USERLAND. The school boards are easy to trick. Remember how many clicks I got on that ---"

    >> He is cut off as a dangerous-looking drone descends from above him to hover beside him. Startled and taken aback, he clearly was not expecting the interruption --

    <non-commercial break>

    >> A sane, sober, and clear-eyed Mastodon admin overrides the sound barrier; her light Peruvian accent comes thru the speaker previously garbled by the Italian business suit:

    " Do not even PRETEND to be my friend if you wake up and start working for the Muckerberg algorithms. This is not why we built the Internet."

    #CopyThis #CreativeCommons #GroupDirectedStory #Art #Writing

  12. The way a #MastoAdmin has to work is honestly.

    Imagine if that hideously ugly thing controlling Faceboo*KKK had to work and fundraise honestly!

    insert video footage of that hideously ugly thing controlling Faceboo*KKK. His pale face takes up 90 percent of the screen as he blinks, stupidly, a few times and tries, unsuccessfully, to mask his constant sneer. He moves closer to the camera so his face takes up still more of the screen, and it is clear that he is trying, but cannot successfully hide the grim reality he is in. Zack Muckerberg glances quickly and nervously over his left shoulder; in the background, more of his present situation is revealed.

    The #MetaWorld of his own making shudders, and he ducks again. He stammers, moving even closer to the screen as he licks his chapped lips, cocking his head quickly, trying to get the camera to center on him instead of on the dead children nailed to road signs behind him. It's a horror scene. The dead range from toddlers to what look like young college students. The ones college age are fighting to stay alive. Some cops with the Meta logo on their hats and batons the size of baseball bats continue to violently beating the bodies, even some that are clearly already dead. Beside the gangs of cops, stacks of dead bodies have been bulldozed into piles too large for the pathetically ragged blankets that have been placed over them.

    The road's description has been obscured by the martyrs of road signage; the roads themselves have been obliterated into twisted rubble, and it is difficult to tell where the roads were supposed to lead -- to larger piles of acridly smoking rubble? Was that a village or a city? A factory? Hospital or campus?

    A few active fires blaze around military machinery of some sort, and the camera blurs in and out of focus as if confused for a moment.

    Pillars of dark smoke drift lazily into the sky behind Muckerberg's pale-skinned sneer. and does little to disguise the dark bags under his eyes. He stammers again, realizing that he has to be actively speaking in order for the camera to stop focusing on the warzone behind him.

    Choppily and quickly, like he's pitching a new development proposal to a group of investors wearing expensive Italian suits, he begins his explanation:

    "Hi all, this is Zack Muckerberg. I...
    well... I uh,
    I need more money. I'm uh... I am

    ... running out of signs and runway. I think. I think if we convert just one more to a Muckerberg Memorial Hospital here, we can get some volunteer nurses. Or something. You know, to keep costs down.

    My burn rate this day last week was only 190 billion dollars. In the first 90 minutes of trading. That is only... uh. It's... only, uh..."

    Panic flashes behind Muckerberg's eyeballs as he realizes he cannot do the simple math live on screen. Exasperated, he explodes with more verbal pithery:

    "Look, I know this war thing makes people upset, but USERLAND has gotta understand! FOURTEEN OUT OF FOURTEEN OF MY MANSIONS ARE IN DANGER OF BEING LOST. I CANNOT GET THE NEW USERS NUMBERS UP unless I buy more cops.

    I can MAKE them use Faceboo*KKK once they are cops. Cops are stupid, they always believe anything I engineer. I manufacture the situations, the cops are my dogs. Easy."

    Some garbled noise comes thru a speaker beside him, and he shakes his head, angrily.

    "That is ... totally a manageable number! Parents freaked out because now we got teacher with gun? Thank me for Tennessee!"

    Zack Muckerberg smirks with self-superior satisfaction.

    "Best addiction recipe EV - ER. My folks were pharma geniuses, we know how to destroy lives. We never ever have to work for our money!

    Yup. Dead kids are our bread and butter. Parents traumatized into emotional ruts? Just throw some memes at them. Don't matter whose or how many kids we end up killing, as long as they aren't mine." He chuckles.

    The garbled noise speaker beside him mutters incoherently, but Muckerberg's brain apparently has the secret decoder ring for the Italian luxury business suit talk. He starts nodding emphatically.

    "Thanks, I knew you'd come thru. Besides you, the main shareholders of META are mostly just ... me. I can't hurt anybody but myself as the CEO Controller. Nobody's life but mine matters, I stole that Holocaust story by putting white folks like me in the starring role. I just gotta run the script one more time and you'll get that advertizer.

    School shootings ALWAYS give an uptick in USERLAND. The school boards are easy to trick. Remember how many clicks I got on that ---"

    He is cut off as a dangerous-looking drone descends from above him right beside him. Startled and taken aback, he clearly was not expecting the interruption

    A sane, sober, and clear-eyed Mastodon admin overrides the sound barrier; her light Peruvian accent comes thru the speaker previously garbled by the Italian business suit:

    " Do not even PRETEND to be my friend if you wake up and start working for the Muckerberg algorithms. This is not why we built the Internet."

    #Boost

  13. Noch n bischen Wachhaltemucke für die Spätschicht oder die #Seniorenhitparade? Darfs auch etwas deftiger sein? "Night Sun" - mit dem unglaublichen Bruno Schaab am Mikro. Wer Frumpy mag, Lucifers Friend, Deep Purple oder Eloy, ist hier richtig.
    Das Album ist von 1972 - Die Mucker sind tief verwurzelt in der Krautrockszene.
    Rocken gut was weg! 🤘
    6 Ohren. Anschnallen, #grosserweisserhase macht Dampfmucke.
    👂👂👂👂👂👂🎸 🥁 🎹 🎤💥
    rateyourmusic.com/release/albu

    invidious.projectsegfau.lt/wat

    youtube.com/watch?v=0IXqRUWO4j

  14. Ich habe vorhin im #Wohnmobil die ersten fünf #Mücken dieser Saison erschlagen 🦟

  15. @panda

    Klar, als Christ & Christdemokrat werde ich auch hier oft von linksautoritären Dualisten (meist männlichen #Mackern) angepampt & belehrt. Was auf der Rechten die #Reaktanz ist auf der Linken die #Arroganz.

    Allerdings weitet sich das selten zu Hate aus & Linke belehren und zerspalten sich ja auch gerne gegenseitig. Deswegen ist es hier doch um Dimensionen besser als auf X oder anderen, algorithmischen Konzernmedien. Finde ich.

  16. @panda

    Klar, als Christ & Christdemokrat werde ich auch hier oft von linksautoritären Dualisten (meist männlichen #Mackern) angepampt & belehrt. Was auf der Rechten die #Reaktanz ist auf der Linken die #Arroganz.

    Allerdings weitet sich das selten zu Hate aus & Linke belehren und zerspalten sich ja auch gerne gegenseitig. Deswegen ist es hier doch um Dimensionen besser als auf X oder anderen, algorithmischen Konzernmedien. Finde ich.

  17. @panda

    Klar, als Christ & Christdemokrat werde ich auch hier oft von linksautoritären Dualisten (meist männlichen #Mackern) angepampt & belehrt. Was auf der Rechten die #Reaktanz ist auf der Linken die #Arroganz.

    Allerdings weitet sich das selten zu Hate aus & Linke belehren und zerspalten sich ja auch gerne gegenseitig. Deswegen ist es hier doch um Dimensionen besser als auf X oder anderen, algorithmischen Konzernmedien. Finde ich.

  18. @panda

    Klar, als Christ & Christdemokrat werde ich auch hier oft von linksautoritären Dualisten (meist männlichen #Mackern) angepampt & belehrt. Was auf der Rechten die #Reaktanz ist auf der Linken die #Arroganz.

    Allerdings weitet sich das selten zu Hate aus & Linke belehren und zerspalten sich ja auch gerne gegenseitig. Deswegen ist es hier doch um Dimensionen besser als auf X oder anderen, algorithmischen Konzernmedien. Finde ich.

  19. CW: non-vegetarian food

    Been eating #Mackerel fillets.

    Had thought that the yumminess of tinned #Kippers came from them being smoked.

    But these skin-on fillets have 85% of the flavour of tinned kippers and much of the oil.

    There are bones, and so far I've not found how to reliably remove them.

    Tasty, tasty.

    #Seafood

  20. @Meckerkopp @DieFurie

    Meine Methode seit ein paar Jahren:

    Einige große #Tomatenpflanzen auf dem #Fensterbrett. Sobald die hochgewachsen sind, bleibt das Fenster den Sommer über durchgehend geöffnet. Auch nachts und mit Licht.

    Seitdem habe ich so gut wie nie #Fliegen & #Stechmücken im Zimmer. Sollen doch die Vögel sich an ihnen sattessen.

    Leute, probiert es diesen Sommer einfach aus!