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#lifehack
#LifeAdvice
Always rewind your #cable by at least one minute so you can fast forward through #KarsForKids. -
Something y'all youngbloods need to understand is that you better be getting your love in while you can, because nobody wants fifty-year-old dick.
Except other fifty-year-old dicks.
Fact.
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Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Detective, Police Squad!: To avoid early cancellation, do not require full visual attention of your audience.
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Linus van Pelt: Keep your friends close and your security blanket closer.
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George Bluth, Sr.: A little light treason IOKIYAR.
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"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
- C. Montgomery Burns
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Never go to prom with two guys who don’t know about each other and use your identical cousin to keep up the ruse.
It sets a very bad example for every sitcom to be made in the next 100 years.
—Patty Duke
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Be sure to get your bolts tightened twice a year.
—Herman Munster
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Screw you guys. Bart knows his stuff.
—Eric Cartman, also 47, still in 6th grade
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“One day you’re a foul-mouthed political director of communications and then the next you’re a Time Lord.
Because in retrospect, you’d have to be a thousand years old to have that kind of a command of profanity.”
—Malcolm Tucker
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Wear these shorts once and people will never remember you have a PhD in linguistics. - Daisy Duke
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#LifeAdviceFromSitcomCharacters #HashtagGames Don’t give anything without getting more in return. - Sgt. Bilko
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Stay in the f---ing car!!
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Make sure you have a few good friends. That way you have someone to talk too
Daria Morgandorffer
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Grandpa Rick? Look it took me too long to realize this, but things have been nice and quiet lately and I’ve been able to work on my own goals. No matter how much you love them and the adventures they take you on, in the end it’s just useless drama if they repeatedly betray you and put you in danger. You’ve got to cut people like that out of your life.
—Morty
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“Always be true to yourself.”
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If you can't believe what you see, it's just a sick headache -- Darrin Stevens' mother
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If anyone asks, say you did it. If they don’t ask, there’s no reason to tip them off.
—Urkle
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Remember Your past is not who you are. Even when you change jobs. You cam learn new things and travel to new and interesting places.
Jackie Harris
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When Life gives you lemons…
…take a massive bite out of that lemon, never breaking eye contact. That’ll show Life that you’re not to be messed with.
#LifeAdvice #WhenLifeGivesYouLemons #LifeHack #confidence @Positive
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Don't think about others. Only think about yourself, because others are not thinking about you.
#SelfLove #FocusOnYourself #SelfCare #Mindset #PositiveVibes #Motivation #SelfImprovement #LifeAdvice #Truth #YouFirst #PersonalGrowth #Mindfulness #NoOverthinking #Empowerment #Reel #Quotes #ShareInspireQuotes
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When Is the Best Time to Take Creatine?
If you’re strength training, there’s a good chance that you’ve dabbled in the world of creatine. Studies have shown that regularly taking creatine is associated with better brain health, bone strength, and supporting muscle growth. Maybe you’ve heard about those benefits, but what’s…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Nutrition #fitness #health #lifeadvice #nutrition #workingout
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2595958/when-is-the-best-time-to-take-creatine-2/
