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Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Detective, Police Squad!: To avoid early cancellation, do not require full visual attention of your audience.

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Linus van Pelt: Keep your friends close and your security blanket closer.

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It’s okay to say no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BN6hgpv9rI

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TBH, three is more than enough. - Tom Bradford

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George Bluth, Sr.: A little light treason IOKIYAR.

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You really should put a lid on that well.

—Lassie

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Don’t Jump Sharks

—Fonzi from Happy Days

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"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

- C. Montgomery Burns

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Never go to prom with two guys who don’t know about each other and use your identical cousin to keep up the ruse.

It sets a very bad example for every sitcom to be made in the next 100 years.

—Patty Duke

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Be sure to get your bolts tightened twice a year.

—Herman Munster

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Screw you guys. Bart knows his stuff.

—Eric Cartman, also 47, still in 6th grade

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Honey, it sounds like you’re in a cult.

—Kimmy Schmidt

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“One day you’re a foul-mouthed political director of communications and then the next you’re a Time Lord.

Because in retrospect, you’d have to be a thousand years old to have that kind of a command of profanity.”

—Malcolm Tucker

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You’re doing just fine, Elon.

—Mr. Burns

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Wear these shorts once and people will never remember you have a PhD in linguistics. - Daisy Duke

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#LifeAdviceFromSitcomCharacters #HashtagGames Don’t give anything without getting more in return. - Sgt. Bilko

Stay in the f---ing car!!
Rick Sanchez

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Make sure you have a few good friends. That way you have someone to talk too

Daria Morgandorffer

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Grandpa Rick? Look it took me too long to realize this, but things have been nice and quiet lately and I’ve been able to work on my own goals. No matter how much you love them and the adventures they take you on, in the end it’s just useless drama if they repeatedly betray you and put you in danger. You’ve got to cut people like that out of your life.

—Morty

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“Always be true to yourself.”
Jack Tripper

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You're a horrible bad person when you give somebody a cruel nickname in reference to a quirk he can't help. --Screech

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If you can't believe what you see, it's just a sick headache -- Darrin Stevens' mother

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If anyone asks, say you did it. If they don’t ask, there’s no reason to tip them off.

—Urkle

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Remember Your past is not who you are. Even when you change jobs. You cam learn new things and travel to new and interesting places.

Jackie Harris

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