#vol61issue33 — Public Fediverse posts

Why Is Dad Pulling The Car Over?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/why-is-dad-pulling-the-car-over/

Why Is Dad Pulling The Car Over?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/why-is-dad-pulling-the-car-over/

Why Is Dad Pulling The Car Over?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/why-is-dad-pulling-the-car-over/

Why Is Dad Pulling The Car Over?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/why-is-dad-pulling-the-car-over/

Alligator Alcatraz By The Numbers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/alligator-alcatraz-by-the-numbers/

Sloan Wyckoff and Rowan Bishop

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sloan-wyckoff-and-rowan-bishop/

Crenellated Aesthetic

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/crenellated-aesthetic/

Betty Greenberg and Stephen Harold

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/betty-greenberg-and-stephen-harold/

Sarah Carney

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sarah-carney/

Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

Divorce Rumors Swirl After Hailey Bieber Spotted With Justin’s Severed Head

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/divorce-rumors-swirl-after-hailey-bieber-spotted-with-justins-severed-head/

Divorce Rumors Swirl After Hailey Bieber Spotted With Justin’s Severed Head

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/divorce-rumors-swirl-after-hailey-bieber-spotted-with-justins-severed-head/

Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-about-what-shes-going-to-order/

RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/

TLC Sues ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ For Losing Weight

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tlc-sues-1000-lb-sisters-for-losing-weight/

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-about-what-shes-going-to-order/

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/

Study: Practicing Kung Fu Naked In Mirror Best Indicator Of Being Domestic Terrorist

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-practicing-kung-fu-naked-in-mirror-best-indicator-of-being-domestic-terrorist/

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-just-gonna-call-in-cursed-today/

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/

Dad’s House

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dads-house/

Ransom Notes Really Starting To Pile Up

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ransom-notes-really-starting-to-pile-up/

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/all-6-branches-of-armed-forces-present-at-arrest-of-undocumented-nanny/

Carl Brooks and Evan Perth

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/carl-brooks-and-evan-perth/

Barry Bonds Reveals Asterisk Has Spread Throughout Body

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/barry-bonds-reveals-asterisk-has-spread-throughout-body/

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/all-6-branches-of-armed-forces-present-at-arrest-of-undocumented-nanny/

I Bet Pedro Pascal Hates Parasocial Relationships

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/i-bet-pedro-pascal-hates-parasocial-relationships/

Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-imposes-25-tariff-on-chinese-made-trump-products/

Uber Driver Seemingly Watching ‘Titanic’ For First Time

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/uber-driver-seemingly-watching-titanic-for-first-time/

Bob Qualley

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/bob-qualley/

Haul Of Fame

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/haul-of-fame/

Uber Driver Seemingly Watching ‘Titanic’ For First Time

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/uber-driver-seemingly-watching-titanic-for-first-time/

Oh, So They Have MONEY-Money

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/oh-so-they-have-money-money/

Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-imposes-25-tariff-on-chinese-made-trump-products/

CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cdc-figures-it-easier-to-start-tracking-people-without-measles/

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-writes-netanyahu-strongly-worded-check/

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/studios-enter-bidding-war-over-napkin-stephen-king-wrote-ghoul-on/

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/studios-enter-bidding-war-over-napkin-stephen-king-wrote-ghoul-on/

Pizza’s Been Delivered Here Before

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pizzas-been-delivered-here-before/

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-writes-netanyahu-strongly-worded-check/

Vasectomy Hot-Wired

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/vasectomy-hot-wired/

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-tears-up-as-son-says-first-14-words/

Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/fun-getaway-with-murderous-dictator-just-what-exhausted-trump-been-needing/

Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/agriculture-secretary-demands-u-s-farmers-invent-5-new-melons-by-friday/