#toddlertrump — Public Fediverse posts

I'D JUST LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE that #ToddlerTrump threatened to obliterate an entire civilization over #OIL.
("open the Strait NOW!")

Not b/c of "nuclear weapons" or any #ImminentThreat to the United States, but b/c they are driving up the price of oil/fuel. #inflation

And the ONLY reason #Iran did so was b/c of HIM.

#DisasterPresidency #TooStupidToBePresident

Donald Trump is bored with the war he started in Iran.

Like every other toddler, he now wants to walk away and make a new mess somewhere else.

#TrumpsWar #toddlertrump #trump #Hegseth #MAGA #republicans #iran #IranWar #epstein #oil #news #worldnews #media #DementiaDon

A little further into the video (past the 5 minute mark), WH officials reveal most are simply too afraid to rebuke #ToddlerTrump, who is now becoming "bored with #Iran." 🤦‍♂️

Over 1,500 dead and he needs a new toy to play with. #JFC

#DisasterPresidency

I've been pointing out for nearly a DECADE now that #ToddlerTrump is an #illiterate child that needs his briefings boiled down to videos of our military "blowing things up" in order to get him to pay attention.

But, that's ALL that he pays attention to, so it's no wonder he has no idea what's going on.
https://www.ms.now/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/trump-losing-republicans-over-lack-of-iran-plan-embarrassingly-simplistic-briefings-exposed-2493764163701

The imaginary Iranians he's been negotiating with introduced to him by the imaginary president (who praised him for bombing #Iran) gave him "a very big present" (that he'd neither showed to reporters nor described.)

He ended by calling the present "a prize".

(It wouldn't surprise me one bit if the Iranians gave #ToddlerTrump some fake bull$#!+ "award" to stroke his ego.)
#DonnieDumbass #TooStupidToBePresident #DementiaDon

@nanowiz
He DREAMS of having a former president calling him, fawning all over him, and praising his guts/brilliance.

So he just flat out claims it really happened. Who's gonna know, right? 🤦‍♂️

He can't remember what he did yesterday, so who knows? He thinks maybe his fantasies are just memories of things he forgot he did.

#DelusionalDon #Gaslighting #DisasterPresidency #ToddlerTrump

Mr. "I deserve a Peace Prize" #ToddlerTrump was fawning over a model plastic model of the new B-2 stealth bomber, gushing about "War" and how he'd like to give his bomber "a great big hug". 🙄

Is there ANYTHING this guy hasn't done a 180' on since his 2024 campaign? (Cheaper #gas? Lower #inflation? No more unnecessary wars?) #LosersAndSuckers #Iran

@Npars01 @Strandjunker
I've made a point of the fact that this is the FIRST TIME in #ToddlerTrump's life that anyone has said "No" to him.

As The Boss' Son, no one told him No.
As the boss himself, no one told him No.

Worse yet, he has surrounded himself with Yes Men who insulate him from reality.

And now he's discovering there's an entire world out there that doesn't buy his bull$#!+ when he tries to gaslight them.

@donhawkins @Guillotine_Jones
#ToddlerTrump

THIS IS JUST SO BAT $#!+ INSANE I can't stop thinking about it since seeing it on #LSSC:

#ToddlerTrump has decided he can guess any man's shoe size just by looking at their feet, then buys them Florsheim wingtip shoes.

His pathetic staff is too stupid to just replace them with the right size. So there they are wearing these huge oversized shoes at meetings (too terrified to tell him he's wrong or show up to work w/o them.)

Trump is that kid in the Twilight Zone everyone is terrified to cross.

#BlondiBondi's over-the-top wildly disrespectful testimony before a congressional hearing re: #Epstein yesterday where (just like her beloved #ToddlerTrump) she childishly name-called members of Congress like a teen-aged girl NOT being raped by Epstein, singing the praises of #DictatorDon as being greater than George Washington & Abraham Lincoln rolled into one (she literally called him "The Greatest President in American history") was GLARINGLY defensive.

Like a child defending Drunk Mommy.

@pearlmania500
What an on-brand response from the Party of #ToddlerTrump.

"Yeah? Well you're fat!" 😝

MY GOD THE WAY GRIFTERS & CON-MEN KISS THIS Narcissistic toddler's ass is beyond embarrassing (if not a flagrant violation of The #Emoluments Clause.)

A gilded 2-story tall statue of #MangoMidas gifted by a #Crypto company to be erected in his honor? #JFC
#IfObamaDidIt #GrifterInChief #ToddlerTrump
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/technology/trump-statue-don-colossus.html

@xs4me2
You must understand that his entire life, #OrangeJuliusCaesar's mommy & daddy convinced him he was infallible.

No one EVER reprimanded "the boss' son" and certainly no one ever told The Boss that he was "wrong" & not "beloved".

For the first time in 79 years, he's finding out everyone DOESN'T adore him & he's not infallible, and it's driving him nuts as he desperately tries to prove it's just a few jealous people trying to tear him down. #NarcissistInChief #ToddlerTrump

"Towns look better with military people on the streets. Big strong guys. They just look better." - #DictatorDon during yesterday's Press Conference.

And #LordHelpUs, if you thought the subject of #Greenland was a blast-from-the-past... he's talking about The #PanamaCanal again. 🤦‍♂️

#MartialLaw #NobelPeacePrize #ToddlerTrump
https://www.ms.now/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/trump-courts-rude-awakening-expressing-support-for-military-occupation-2482470467675

@janhoglund
Years ago, it was suggested I read: "The Art of Negotiation" (not the actual title. I barely remember the book.)

I got as far as the first few pages of the author *praising* a spoiled brat for always getting what he wanted by throwing a temper tantrum.

I promptly threw the book away.

Now I'm wondering if #ToddlerTrump read the same book and thought: "Hmm, I should try that!" 😒

#ICYMI, #ToddlerTrump implied that the reason he's threatening to take #Greenland is b/c #Norway... which doesn't own Greenland... didn't award him the #NobelPeacePrize (which they also aren't in charge of) and therefore no longer feels obligated to pursue peace.

...so says the man who said the only check on his behavior is his own #morality.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy7mev35x2lo

@SocraticEthics
Corporate America is pushing #ToddlerTrump to invade #Greenland for its resources.

Putin is pushing his puppet to invade Greenland so he'll destroy #NATO.

#DonnieDumbass wants Greenland b/c someone showed him a flat map that makes it appear to be the size of Africa. 🤦‍♂️

And there's no adult in the room to stop him from making a fool out of himself (or destroying America.)

#LordHelpUs #TooStupidToBePresident

WHAT A NUCKING CHILD! 🤬

#ToddlerTrump added summaries beneath every president in his "Hall of Presidents" (which he added to the hallway leading to the West Wing.)

Now, of course, he thinks he's the greatest president in American history (take THAT #Lincoln, #Washington & 4-term #FDR), so it should come as no surprise that the #NarcissistInChief with the most fragile ego in the world had to make himself feel bigger by putting snarky insulting bios under every picture. 🤔

@faab64
"Credit" not "blame".

Quite honestly, every minority group who closed their eyes to the open racism & hostility #MAGAts showed every non-white demographic b/c they actually believed #DonTheCon's easily disprovable claims about the economy or his ability to end wars "on day one", and cast a vote for #ToddlerTrump, deserve everything he's doing to them today. 😞

I'm sorry to say.

A reporter asks #DillusionalDon, "What grade do you give yourself on the #economy?"

#ToddlerTrump: "An A+. A+++++ (5 pluses.)"

The man is SO deep inside the bubble, he's completely divorced from reality.

@oldrawgabbit
The portion of the (above) video… the interview with #ToddlerTrump's former chief of staff of the DoHS Miles Taylor… brings up another assertion I've made for years. Saying:

"I can't tell you the number of times we were ordered to boil down a 60 page presentation to just One bullet point & a graphic." Describing it as "preparing our presentation w/a Coloring Book."

This falls right in line with my long-time assertion that #TrumpIsFunctionallyIlliterate.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/1/11/1824456/-Serious-question-Is-Trump-Functionally-Illiterate

@oldrawgabbit
I've used the hashtag #ToddlerTrump since his first term. He has always been a giant man-baby with the impulse control of a toddler (with the same propensity to just make up stuff, then insist it is totally true.)

It appears others are finally starting to wake up to the fact #TrumpIsZaphodBeeblebrox.
https://www.ms.now/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/psaki-no-one-home-at-the-white-house-but-the-man-children-2473279555605

This man is literally like, “tell the story about the Asian and Balck man fighting crime!” #toddlerTrump

Hollywood has been infiltrated for sometime (we covered it @rootschange last year) But now it’s so brazen and so old man racist.

Also Trump is constantly showing us his trauma. He acts like a child because he has the emotional capacity of a toddler. #uspol
https://variety.com/2025/film/box-office/rush-hour-4-paramount-trump-1236591747/

The #PizzaTheHut Administration in a NUTShell:

Two of #ToddlerTrump's top "intelligence" chiefs (Patel/FBI & Noem/DHS) acting like children sitting in a #Lego "Pink Cadillac" mugging for cameras. 🤦‍♂️ #DisasterPresidency

@Free_Press
Every deal these RW Dictatorships make with #ToddlerTrump to stroke his ego by promising to let him build a luxury hotel with his name on it in their country, will evaporate like alcohol on a hotplate the instant he is out of office & out of power (and they know it.)

#DonnieDumbass is hot to sue EVERYONE who went after 𝘏𝘪𝘮.

He stole 130 boxes of #ClassifiedDocs, so he went after Bolton for stealing Classified docs.

Convicted of #BankFraud, so he accuses #Comey, #LetishaJames and #AdamSchiff of Bank Fraud.

He instigated a violent attack by MAGA on #Jan6, so he sends troops into Blue Cities to quash "violent attacks".

That's his M.O.. Petty vindictiveness, accusing others of (imagined) hypocrisy and prosecuting them for it. #ToddlerTrump #DonCapone

@atrupar
#ToddlerTrump is still very much the Spoiled Rich Kid Boss' Son that no one ever said "No" to.

And for the first (second?) time in his life, he's in a job where he MUST OBTAIN PERMISSION from someone else (Congress) before he can act, and he simply doesn't know how to deal with it. 🤔

So he threatens to Primary anyone who stands in his way, jail his opponents, and appeals every case he loses to his hand picked Supreme Court (and even then, claims he won even after losing 9-0.)

#GMAFB

Celebrating the "250th Anniversary of the U.S. Navy" today, #CaptBoneSpurs is flying out to the USS George HW Bush aircraft carrier.

Waiting for him, an F18 Hornet with his name stenciled upon it. #StolenHonor
#IfObamaHadDoneIt
#ToddlerTrump

#JenPsaki had a great breakdown of how T****'s war on late night comedy has nothing to do with the network's supposed concern over "offensive language", and more about the #DonCapone WH using EXTORTION to threaten the #FCC license (and any prohibited mega-mergers they might be seeking) if they don't keep #ToddlerTrump happy. #RememberCancelCulture?
https://www.msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/bigger-than-kimmel-psaki-shows-what-s-really-behind-the-comedian-s-suspension-247913029718

@br00t4c
I love the way Mediaite phrased that: "Cheers brutal Trump-bashing speech" as if this were a terrible thing to do. 😒

When was the last time they critiqued #ToddlerTrump's iconic name-calling, or one of his childish attacks upon Pritzker, Newsom/"Newscum", Pelosi, Schiff, or any of dozens of #Democrats he maligns on a daily basis? 🤦‍♂️ #IOKIYAR #TooStupidForPolitics

The above linked story has been updated post-#Zelensky/EU meeting, but Masto still shows the original photo & title. 😞

The current title is now:

"Takeaways from Trump’s meeting with Zelenskyy and Europeans: Praise, security talks, more meetings"

It describes how everyone has learned they must coddle #ToddlerTrump and shower him with empty praise & stroke his ego to gain his favor.
#Humiliating #DisasterPresidency #NarcissistInChief #DonnieDumbass

New additions to #ToddlerTrump's #EnemiesList this week: 🤦‍♂️

The Toddler screams and shouts.

No one is listening.
He doesn't like it.

He shouts more insults at the other boy. His little friend joins in.

Hurry, hurry, make him feel better. He's so unpleasant when he yells.

He stops talking to the other boy.

He tells him to leave.

He pouts.

Hurry, hurry, tell him he's great. There, there, you'll make America Great Again.

All because Daddy never told him he loved him.

#ToddlerTrump
#orangeToddler
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpToddlerMeltdown

@thetnholler.bsky.social
Meanwhile, his boss... the most thin-skinned whiney-ass lil bitch on the planet... a #ConvictedFelon who stole #ClassifiedDocs and hid them in his BATHROOM and also showed them off to A RUSSIAN AGENT *IN* THE OVAL OFFICE AS WELL AS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED DINING ROOM IN #MagaLoco... just revoked #Biden's #SecurityClearance b/c he was "not trustworthy". 🤬 #ToddlerTrump #NoBallsVance

BREAKING: #WATB #ToddlerTrump is going to use #Bondi & The #DoJ to investigate the *2020* #Election. #JFC. 🤦‍♂️ #DisasterPresidency #WeAreSoScrewed

@RobAnders110
(Re: T**** & The #Faucet):

I'm sure someone on his team mentioned it to him, described it to him as a "faucet" b/c his childlike mind didn't understand it, and just like a child, he took it literally.

Once, when I was young, I saw something on TV (probably Sesame Street) that showed marshmallows growing on trees.

I then told everyone how marshmallows grow on trees ("I saw it on TV!") I even embellished what I believed was true w/o proof. #ToddlerTrump

@RobAnders110
(Re: T**** & The #Faucet):

I'm sure someone on his team mentioned it to him, described it to him as a "faucet" b/c his childlike mind didn't understand it, and just like a child, he took it literally.

Once, when I was young, I saw something on TV (probably Sesame Street) that showed marshmallows growing on trees.

I then told everyone how marshmallows grow on trees ("I saw it on TV!") I even embellished what I believed was true w/o proof. #ToddlerTrump

@RobAnders110
(Re: T**** & The #Faucet):

I'm sure someone on his team mentioned it to him, described it to him as a "faucet" b/c his childlike mind didn't understand it, and just like a child, he took it literally.

Once, when I was young, I saw something on TV (probably Sesame Street) that showed marshmallows growing on trees.

I then told everyone how marshmallows grow on trees ("I saw it on TV!") I even embellished what I believed was true w/o proof. #ToddlerTrump

@RobAnders110
(Re: T**** & The #Faucet):

I'm sure someone on his team mentioned it to him, described it to him as a "faucet" b/c his childlike mind didn't understand it, and just like a child, he took it literally.

Once, when I was young, I saw something on TV (probably Sesame Street) that showed marshmallows growing on trees.

I then told everyone how marshmallows grow on trees ("I saw it on TV!") I even embellished what I believed was true w/o proof. #ToddlerTrump

@RobAnders110
(Re: T**** & The #Faucet):

I'm sure someone on his team mentioned it to him, described it to him as a "faucet" b/c his childlike mind didn't understand it, and just like a child, he took it literally.

Once, when I was young, I saw something on TV (probably Sesame Street) that showed marshmallows growing on trees.

I then told everyone how marshmallows grow on trees ("I saw it on TV!") I even embellished what I believed was true w/o proof. #ToddlerTrump